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The man woke up to an alarm , and moonlight resting against his face. Today marks the second week here , where they would actually have to play their roles. The man groaned as he sat up , making his way to the shower. The cold water pelted his skin , and allowed him to think clearly to the events that led up to this..
The rounds had been stopped for about three weeks now , and the survivors were starting to get anxious ; theorizing that this meant there would be a lethal round , one that was mind breaking. They were sort of correct in a way ? For once the clock struck midnight , killers and survivors alike were transported to one black void. In the middle stood a comically large and colorful wheel ; with many names written in elegant cursive. Next to the wheel , there was a large figure , body swirling black and red , two mismatched eyes , and a comically large top-hat with the letter S on it.
The being said nothing , however , the wheel suddenly began to turn. The wheel landed on 007n7's name first , confetti blew, horns played , and the man was teleported right in front of the being. The being began to speak , it was scratchy and hurt the ears but he could faintly make out the words "judge" and "child" , other than that , he could barely make anything else out. Soon , c00lkidd was telported next to him , and the wheel began to spin again. The first name it landed on was Elliot , then Chance , and finally Builderman. The confetti popped , the horns played , and each one was teleported next to 007n7. The being seemed to say something to those three too , and it mustn't have been good , considering the horrified faces from all three. 007n7 couldn't exactly make out what the being had said to them , but he did hear the words "court" and "child".
Soon , his vision went dark , and he woke up on a couch , with his child fast asleep , back to his original form. There was a small envelope on the coffee table , which explained quite well what was going to be going on here.
paternity court , and he was the judge.
The man shut off the water , getting out , drying off , and quickly getting dressed. Long black sleeved shirt , black pants , and dress shoes. Then , he went back into his room , opening the closet , and putting on judicial robes. The man topped it off with his signature burger hat—granted it was now tinted black , and his noob spider had pearls on—and a pearly necklace to match his noob spider. Unfortunately The Spectre did not provide him with a babysitter , so c00lkidd would have to accompany him to the courtroom.
Speaking of c00lkidd , he will have to get him ready , and he knows his son definitely doesn't like being up this early. The man roamed down the hall , knocking on the door before opening it. "Good morning c00l , you gotta get ready , we have somewhere to be !" his child grumbled as he shifted in bed , complaining about having to get up so early.
007n7 helped c00lkidd out of bed and helped him get his Sunday best on. Simple blue plaid shirt , black dress pants , and dress shoes. "papa where are we going ?" asked c00lkidd , as he was ushered out the door and towards The Spectre's portal.
"Papa's got work , but you can watch him." said 007n7 as he picked c00lkidd up , walking through and appearing in front of the doors to the courtroom. "Will you be good and sit silently ?"
"No promises !" chirped c00lkidd , before he quickly added "Will pr3ty and bluu be here too ?"
"They will ! But you'll have to be separated , can't have you fighting when the adults are talking."
"Okay , may I at least have some tea ?" asked c00lkidd , as he was set into the bench in front , pr3ty and bluu (with his mom) were in two separate benches , both in front.
"I suppose I can ask The Spectre , it is good drama…" muttered 007n7 , as he pulled up the c00lgui , typing a small message into it. There was a ding that rang throughout the courtroom before each child was given a small cup of tea , and a notebook with a pen.
007n7 smiled before giving each kid a small pat on the back , walking up to the Judge's Bench and took a seat. He reached for a small stack of papers , reading through today's case , eyebrow raising a couple of inches. 007n7's first case was Elliot , with the possible fathers being 1×1×1×1 , Mafioso , and Noli. The Spectre had already formed a baby for Elliot and the unknown father , out of code , and the baby looked to be about three months old. As much as the man wanted to rule out 1×1×1×1 and Noli , babies are very unpredictable , especially code babies (I mean c00lkidd is a very good example).
007n7 had a brief conversation with Guest 1337 , who stood near the Judge's Podium. He appeared to be dressed as a security officer ; similarly , Two Time was also dressed as one , but they were near the entrance.
"You think that The Spectre will bring in new people to be here once we are finished with these three cases ?" questioned Guest 1337 , crossing his arms.
"No , court takes an awfully long time , and this is likely a special event."
"Will the three be able to keep their babies ?"
"Unsure , that's The Spectre's decision , not mine."
Soon , the remaining survivors and killers not dragged into this mess had started to funnel into the room. Notable seatings include; Dusekkar next to pr3typr1ncess , Noob next to Guest 666 who is next to V33ronica , and Shedletsky who was next to c00lkidd. About Thirty minutes passed before 1×1×1×1 , Mafioso , Noli , and Elliot entered the courtroom. Each person was at their own podium , and Elliot had his new baby in hand. 007n7 allowed for the five before him to get accustomed to the room they were in before he hit his gavel a couple of times.
"Good Evening , we the court , welcome you Mr.Builder , Mx.1×1×1×1 , Mr.Sonnellino , and Mr.Noli." stated 007n7 , a small TV to the left of the Judicial Podium turned on , with a picture of Elliot and his baby shown. At the bottom of the screen was a small section with text , it read "ELLIOT BUILDER V. 1X1X1X1 , SONINELLO , NOLI"
007n7 flipped open one of the files on his podium and began to speak again "Mr.Builder , you have petitioned the court for a DNA Test because.." the man paused , looking at Elliot , then to the killers. "you claim that one of these men is who you had drunk sex with at Mx.Chance's casino party. Is this correct , Mr.Builder ?"
There were a couple snickers from the crowd , before Elliot spoke up. "Your honour , this is correct. These three were the last people I remember speaking with. I woke up that night and the father was already gone."
007n7 nodded before flipping another page "I see , thank you Mr.Builder. Do you have anything else to add ?" Elliot shook his head , and 007n7 began to speak again. "Mr.Noli , may you speak to us about your time at Mx.Chance's casino party ?"
"Y0-0ur h0n0ur-r [[MR D0UBLE O 7]], I k3p-3pt tr4ck 0f 3v3ry0n-0n3 I sl3p-tt with th4t night-ht 4nd I c4-4n c0nfid3ntly s4y I did n0t sl33p with Mr-Mr.Build3r !" (Your honour , [[MR DOUBLE O 7]], I kept track of everyone I slept with that night and I can confidently say I did not sleep with Mr.Builder !) spoke Noli , who then materialized a small list , which Guest 1337 promptly grabbed and gave to 007n7.
007n7 looked through the list before raising an eyebrow "Mr.Noli , I have to break the news that Mr.Builder is on this list." he sighed , rubbing his forehead with his free hand , as the TV shifted to a photo of the list , where Elliot's name stood near the bottom.
"WH4-4T-T [[VineBoom.mp3]] !!?? Th4t-t c4-4-nt b3 , I 0nl-ly h4d tw0-0 drinks !! I w0uld-ld r3m3mber-er writing th4-4t d0wn [[HKSuspense.mp3]]!!!" (WHAT [[VineBoom.mp3]] !!?? That can't be , I only had two drinks !! I would remember writing that down [[HKSuspense.mp3]]!!!" cried Noli as his hands hit the sides of his head , the 'God Damn !' sound affect could faintly be heard as some of the audience looked on in shock.
Mafioso slowly raised his hand , in which 007n7 gave him permission to speak. "Your honour , near the end of the party , about two hours or so , I spotted Mr.Builder and Mr.Noli headed to one of the rooms in the mansion." Mafioso held up a small photo , in which Guest 1337 quickly retrieved and handed it to 007n7.
The photo showed a very clearly drunk Elliot and an even drunker Noli , half naked , and stumbling to a door. The picture was blurry yet distinct. There was some gasps from the audience , and 007n7 could see the children finally start writing in their notebooks. "Thank you , Mr.Sonnellino , this is very compelling evidence."
"Thank You , your honour." stated Mafioso , nodding his head lightly.
"[[MR DOUBLE O7]] This-is h4s t0 b3-b3 s0m3 s0r-0rt 0f mist4k3-4k3 !" ([[MR DOUBLE O7]] This has to be some sort of mistake !) cried Noli , the 'Versus' soundtrack from Sonic Eraser playing while he spoke.
"Please quiet down Mr.Noli , perhaps the drinks were spiked ?" 007n7 coughed , taking the picture off the screen before focusing his attention back to Mafioso. "Mr.Sonnellino , what do you remember about the party ?"
Mafioso took a moment before speaking "Your honour , I spent most of my night gambling with Mx.Chance. However , I must admit , that after 3 or so drinks I did stray away."
"I see , besides the photo you have provided the court , do you have any other evidence to submit to us ?"
Mafioso hummed before producing a very shiny , golden name-tag. "I do have Mr.Builder's name-tag." the name-tag was retrieved by Guest 1337.
"I see ! Do you remember how you obtained the name-tag ?"
"No your honour , I do not. As much as I would like to say I found it on the ground , I have most likely obtained it in another way."
"Thank you , Mr.Sonnellino." 007n7 noted something down before turning to 1×1×1×1 , the killer in question began speaking before he could ask them a question.
"1 don't know why the hell 1'm here , the only thing 1 did at that fuckass party was stand around" (I don't know why the hell I'm here , the only thing I did at that fuckass party was stand around) grumbled 1×1×1×1.
"Unfortunately you were dragged here because you talked to Mr.Builder at some point in the ending hours of the party"
There was some grumbles before 1×1×1×1 produced a piece of evidence , which was taken by Guest 1337. It was nothing fancy , just security footage of 1×1×1×1 standing awkwardly for 4 consecutive hours while party goers came and went , and in the last 30 seconds is when they see him and Elliot talking. No , they did not watch the surveillance footage for 4 consecutive hours , it was sped up for convenience sake. There was snickers from the crowd , an obnoxiously loud tea sip , and some slow scribbling.
"Thank you , Mx.1×1×1×1. May I hear everyone's closing statements ?"
"End Me" came a disgruntled 1×1×1×1.
"I'm going to shoot myself" stated Mafioso.
"[[FAHH.mp3]]"
"Please , I just want child support." followed by a baby's coo , the first sound anyone has heard from the baby during this entire court case.
"Alright , we shall proceed." stated 007n7 , as he grabbed the first envelope , labeled with 1×1×1×1's name "In the case of Mr.Builder vs Mx.1×1×1×1 , the court has found that Mx.1×1×1×1 is…." he paused for dramatic affect , earning him some frustrated groans from everyone. "…NOT the father."
There were some cheers , notably from Shedletsky , but 007n7 noted that Chance had also cheered. The man rolled his eyes , before grabbing the next envelope. This envelope had Noli's name on it , he opened it and began to read. "In the case of Mr.Builder vs Mr.Noli , the court has found that Mr.Noli is…." he paused again.
"HU-HURRY 1T UP 4LR3ADY-Y [[omg bruh]]!!" (HURRY IT UP ALREADY [[omg bruh]]!!) shouted Noli.
007n7 paused even longer just to piss the man off. ".…are NOT the father"
"[[SEE I TOLD YOU !! I TOLD YOU BRUH !!]]" played the soundbite as he began to jump up and down in glee , he even managed a front-flip. Granted the man decked the shit out of his jaw on the podium , earning a pained groan and him being dragged out by Two Time. There were snickers from all three children as they started writing.
007n7 shrugged before opening the last envelope , Mafioso's envelope , where his fate lay. "In the case of Mr.Builder vs Mr.Sonnellino , the court has found that , you.." he pointed to Mafioso "..ARE…" he paused , setting the paper face down and sighing "..the father."
After he finished his sentence , the courtroom erupted in chaos. Horrified screams came from some of the survivors , 1×1×1×1 walked off , and Mafioso pointed the gun at his head. Guest 1337 had to wrestle Mafioso's gun out of his hand , Two Time had to stop 1×1×1×1 from leaving , and Dusekkar and 118o8 began to usher the three children out of the courtroom (who were desperately trying to grab their notebooks to write down the chaos). Once the chaos settled , Mafioso and Elliot were sent off together , the other two killers were allowed to leave , and Guest 1337's new job was grabbing all the notebooks from the children. Next , 007n7 was tasked with keeping the notebooks safe at home , so that he may distribute them to each child when the next case. Finally , Guest 1337 , 007n7 , and Two Time were allowed to go home.
Mafioso said nothing as he held his new baby. It was an odd predicament for sure , having to live with a former survivor for who knows how long. The baby started crying as soon as they entered the home , feeding him provided the solution they needed. Elliot's provided house was surprisingly large , his home included: a swimming pool , 3 bathrooms , 3 additional rooms excluding the 5 bedrooms , 2 kitchens , and 2 living rooms. Elliot mentioned that it was similar to his old home.
That leads him to now , unpacking everyones belongings with his goons , while Elliot cooks dinner. They were all sort of taking turns with the baby , like a game of hot potato if you want to call it that ? Of course , the baby liked Mafioso the most out of the five. Currently , the baby was being held by Consigliere , whom were both sitting in the corner watching the other 4.
"Can I hold him next ?" asked Contractee , who finished putting away the clothes in the wardrobe.
"I don't know , I don't want to wake him up." stated Consigliere.
Contractee grumbeled something before turning back to the many boxes they had to unbox.
Unboxing took a long while , and by the time they were finished , Elliot popped his head through the doorway. "Dinner is ready." he stated before walking out.
Mafioso and his goons made their way to the kitchen , Consigliere returned the baby to Elliot , and they all sat down.
"Do you have a name for that baby ?" asked Soldier , pointing to said baby.
"Yeah his name is Milo , and he has my last name." said Elliot.
"Milo Builder sounds better than Milo Sonnellino." commented Mafioso.
"Yes now eat , the food is going to get cold." grumbled Elliot.
Dinner was fine , it was steak dinner with some veggies , nothing notable. No one spoke at all during the meal , and it was more or less awkward silence broken up by the occasional baby coo.
When dinner was finished everyone went to their respective rooms: Mafioso and Elliot had to share one , the baby room was right across from Elliot and Mafioso's room , and Contractee , Consigliere , Caporegime , and Soldier all had their own rooms.
007n7 got paid 3,000 for that court case. He made dinner for c00lkidd , put him to sleep , and then inspected the notebooks from each child.
Blududd had fairly decent handwriting , his notes were mostly about how Elliot looked miserable underneath the lighting in court , how he would rather be gaming than watching this , and complimenting Guest 1337's hair + outfit.
c00lkidd had messy cursive handwriting , but was mostly about him being c00l in the judicial robes. Some other notes include ; him laughing at Noli decking his face on the podium , saying how stupid it was that 1×1×1×1 was there in the first place , and the cutoff writing of him trying to say how funny the scene was with Mafioso was.
pr3typr1ncess was , well , he couldn't decipher any of her writing. It was all Russian Cursive , horrifying.
God he did not want to deal with next week's case.