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Hatsune Miku added 20 contacts to group chat.
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3, pretty princess <3, hona, sbibo <3, live laugh love haruka, haruka, airi, shizuku, hampter, hampter wife, swaggy tboy, waterboy, WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐, WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و, THE BEST GIRL EVER :D, WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥, K, Yuki, Enanan, and Amia were added to the chat.
Hatsune Miku changed the name of “swaggy tboy” to “fireboy” [Message Deleted.]
Hatsune Miku added 7 contacts to group chat.
trash goblin, #1 cutie~, hurt march and i’ll ****, Cloud-Piercing Spear, himeko, welt yang, and Sunday were added to the chat.
Hatsune Miku - Hello, everyone!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - HATSUNE MIKU????
trash goblin - HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!?!?!
sbibo <3 - really, ichi?
pretty princess <3 - hey, let a girl fawn over her idol~
#1 cutie~ - stelle haven’t we already been over this?
Cloud-Piercing Spear - I’ll have to add her to the data bank.
Hatsune Miku - Can I at least explain what’s going on first? ;-;
trash goblin - sorry my b miku
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - I’M SORRY MIKU I’LL BEHAVE
Hatsune Miku - Don’t worry, it’s ok!
Hatsune Miku - As I explained earlier in your SEKAI, these are travelers from another world who came through the mysterious SEKAI gate!
Hatsune Miku - I thought you all would make for great friends, so I want you all to talk together in this group chat!
**** added haxxor bunny to the chat.
trash goblin - omg wassup wolfie
haxxor bunny - sounds like fun miku
Hatsune Miku - What.
live laugh love haruka - D-DID SHE JUST HACK INTO THE GROUP CHAT!?
trash goblin - dw she’s cool
haxxor bunny - 😎
Hatsune Miku - Ok. I guess we’re doing this now.
Hatsune Miku - Well, as I was going to say…
Hatsune Miku - I’ll mostly leave this chat alone, but I will give some people some admin permissions so things will still have a little order!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - uhm uh um uhu humum miku can i be admin please i promise i’ll be good
Hatsune Miku - Of course, Ichika!
Hatsune Miku promoted no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 to admin.
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - tysm i won’t let you down 😭
Hatsune Miku - I see you typing, Tsukasa, yes ✨
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - THANK YOU MIKU
Hatsune Miku - 👍
Hatsune Miku promoted WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ to admin.
Hatsune Miku - As for the others, I have decided on Shizuku and Mizuki, while Stelle will represent the Express Crew!
Hatsune Miku promoted shizuku, Amia, and trash goblin to admin.
Hatsune Miku - And if you wanted to ask about what permissions you’ll have, it’s a surprise~
shizuku - oh my!
Enanan - miku what have you done
Amia - AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hatsune Miku - I will return to revoke permissions if you abuse them too much.
Amia - Ah.
Hatsune Miku - Goodbye now, enjoy getting to know each other!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - goodbye my angel 😭
trash goblin - damn her name aint lying
pretty princess <3 - it’s ok ichi, she’ll be back!
hona - she certainly is her biggest fan :D
haruka - shall we do some introductions? it’ll be nice to know everyone’s names
live laugh love haruka - good idea!!!!!!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - I SHALL START THINGS OFF!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - I AM TSUKASA TENMA, THE WORLD FUTURE STAR WHO WILL BRING SMILES TO ALL!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - I AM ALSO THE TROUPE LEADER OF WONDERLANDS X SHOWTIME!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - AND ANY PRONOUNS ARE FINE! SOMETIMES IT DEPENDS, BUT I SHALL LET YOU KNOW!
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥 - that’s my leading individual :3
trash goblin - oh fuck yeah i love pronouns
pretty princess <3 - yay, go oniichan!
waterboy - an incredible performance!
Sunday - I met him 10 minutes ago and yet I can already hear him through the screen…
fireboy - yeah it takes some getting used to
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - um uh i’m ichika hoshino, i’m in a band called Leo/need with my best friends and I play the guitar! And I go by she/her!
pretty princess <3 - good job ichi!!!!
hona - you did great!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - thank you 😊
pretty princess <3 - i’m saki tenma, she/her ✨️, i play keyboard for Leo/need and i’m tsukasa’s little sister! i love fashion and hairstyling!
pretty princess <3 - also you all have such pretty hair :0
trash goblin - indeed, our hair is fabulous ✨
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - SHE’S THE BEST LITTLE SISTER EVER!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - you’re so good at this :0
pretty princess <3 - ehehe, ty both :D
#1 cutie~ - you should do dan’s hair when it’s longer :0
pretty princess <3 - wait, it gets longer?
#1 cutie~ - totally! it goes like all the way down his back :D
Cloud-Piercing Spear - I’d be happy to model for you if you’d like.
pretty princess <3 - whoa, tysm :D
pretty princess <3 - also passing it off to honami, go go go!
hona - ah, ok!
hona - my name is honami mochizuki (she/her please 😊) and i play drums for Leo/need! i love apple pies and walking my dog, shibao!
K - that's a good intro, honami
hona - aww ty, kanade <3
Amia - she's definitely blushing now lol
hona - oh, do i need to call a certain airi and enanan over?
Amia - whatever could you mean~
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - shi’s turn now?
pretty princess <3 - sbibo cmere ml 😊
sbibo <3 - yes yes i’m working on it
sbibo <3 - i’m shiho hinomori and i play bass for l/n
sbibo <3 - and she/they nb
shizuku - yay shii-chan!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
trash goblin - wow y’all are a whole band?
#1 cutie~ - that’s so cool!!
pretty princess <3 - yay shiho!
live laugh love haruka - good job shiho!
sbibo <3 - oh shush
shizuku - big sis is so proud!!!!
sbibo <3 - …please calm down sis
haruka - minori, you should go next
live laugh love haruka - yes my queen!
live laugh love haruka - i’m minori hanasato, i’m an idol in the indie group More More Jump! i love dancing and playing with my big dog samo-chan! and she/her please!
hurt march and i’ll **** - and i’m assuming you’re this haruka’s number 1 fan
live laugh love haruka - yes! i love her!
haruka - i love you too, minori <3
live laugh love haruka - ah ahiehiehf aposiepfapsdfjvnappoaidspoifpoeipoijpwoijfpoj
hampter wife - you’d think she’d be better at handling that after being with her for a few months
fireboy - like you’re any better lol
hampter wife - so are you though???? shut mouth (respectfully)
fireboy - ok fair
haruka - anyways, my name is haruka kiritani, and i’m a part of MMJ with minori, airi, and shizuku. i love penguins, my pronouns are she/her and it’s very nice to meet you all!
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - wow, she’s so professional :0
live laugh love haruka - she’s so good!!!!!!!!!!
shizuku - she is really good!
fireboy - why are y’all praising her so much when minori got so little praise in comparison
live laugh love haruka - awww thank you, its great to hear i’m your oshi!
fireboy - …
Enanan - lmfao that shut him up
fireboy - like you’re not whipped for airi
Enana - ok fair
shizuku - hi everyone! i’m shizuku hinomori, she/her, indie idol and also shii-chan’s big sister!!!! hi shii-chan!!!!!!
sbibo <3 - whyyyyyy are you talking like you’re a mom on tv sis 😭
shizuku - ah, can i not, shii-chan? 🥺
sbibo <3 - you should talk about your girlfriend like that instead
shizuku - *gasp* you're right! hi mafuyu!!!!
Yuki - Oh my, Shizuku, you’re so sweet~
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - EEEEEEEP
trash goblin - um, what happened and why is wandahoy scared
shizuku - nevermind that, i’m sure its nothing important! airi, do you mind going next?
airi - sure then. hey y’all, i’m airi momoi, i go by she/her pronouns and i'm an idol in more more jump along with the girls who’ve already done their intros!
Amia - WOOOO THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!
airi - hehe <3
Enanan - for goodness sake mizuki calm down
Amia - but it's our girlfriend 😢
Enanan - … fine
fireboy - whipped
Enanan - that's you with Toya
hampter - Ena dealt critical damage to Akito!
hampter wife - he’s not coming back from this one folks!
fireboy - why y'all ganging up on me 💔
trash goblin - ngl this is cracking me up lol
himeko - Stelle, that's not nice
trash goblin - sorry mommy :(
#1 cutie~ - wait is every idol a lesbian??? 5/5 is starting to look like a pattern :3
fireboy - mmj are very famous as underground queer icons, also who's the 5th one?
trash goblin - good call march she'll love them lol
trash goblin - and don't worry about it yet
trash goblin - also queer icons are absolute peak
live laugh love haruka - OH MY YURI JESUS, SOMEONE JUST CALLED US PEAK, I’M GONNA FAINT >_<
trash goblin - i actually know yuri jesus
Amia - who?! what?! where?!
fireboy - still wondering about whatever queer idol you’re talking about
trash goblin - all in good time
Enanan - aki the mmj superfan strikes again
fireboy - i gave up being ashamed a long time ago, you can't hurt me sis
trash goblin - damn pop off lol
airi - … anyways! why don't one of my lovely girlfriends go next :3
Amia - you go first, Enanan~
Enanan - ok, sure ig
Enanan - hi, i’m ena shinonome (she/her), i’m a member of the group nightcord at 25:00, along with kanade, mafuyu, and as you may have guessed before, my girlfriend mizuki~ (and ig akito’s my brother if you’re wondering why he referred to me sis)
fireboy - i guess??????
Amia - did you hear that? DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT THERE!!!!!
#1 cutie~ - omg, i can’t handle this change in personality!
trash goblin - honeybun you literally have another person in your head
#1 cutie~ - oh yeah lol
fireboy - im srry wat
trash goblin - dw about it
airi - our lovely enanan is also a wonderful artist :3
Amia - REAL
Enanan - …you're embarrassing me
airi - not our fault we love pampering you :3
Amia - i’m with her irl and i can tell ya she’s blushing so hard rn
Enanan - oh just shush and do your intro already
Amia - yes pookie~
Amia - hi~! i’m mizuki akiyama, she/her, and like ena mentioned, i’m a part of nightcord at 25~ i’m the animator of the group, and i love fashion, sewing clothes and makeup~
hampter wife - slay queen 💅
FUTURE WORLD DIRECTOR 🎥- slay queen :3 💅
fireboy - slay queen ig
Amia - aww, is lil bro too embarrassed to use the nails emoji?
fireboy - fine, slay queen 💅
Amia - i got him to do it 🎉
airi - mrow, that’s my gf :3
Amia - nyehehe :3
Sunday - why are they meowing
Enanan - now you see what i have to deal with everyday
Amia - cmon, its not that bad~
Enanan - whatever you say
airi - ^ grumpy cat lady :3
Enanan - audibly sighing rn
Enanan - K, are you fine with going next? please don't force yourself if you don't wanna
K - ah
K - its ok
K - im yoisaki kanade, and im the composer for n25
K - and um, she/her
K - sorry im not good at these
hona - it's ok, you did great kana!
pretty princess <3 - yay! go kanade!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - WONDERFUL!
Amia - YAY K!
K - ah
K - so embarrassing…
trash goblin - btw, i like your group name, so mysterious ✨️
K - oh, thank you
#1 cutie~ - wait, what is a nightcord?
hurt march and i'll **** - it's the app we're on right now darling
#1 cutie~ oh! duh lol my bad
trash goblin - evernight is cute today too
hurt march and i'll **** - stfu
trash goblin - marchie evernight yelled at me 😭
#1 cutie~ - you two play nice now okie :3
hurt march and i'll **** - …fine
fireboy - do i even want to ask what that was about
Amia - she just like ena fr
trash goblin - TRUUUUUUE she acts like she hates me but she loves me frfr
Yuki - It sounds like it's my turn!
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - EEEEEEEEP
K - ah
shizuku - mafuyu…
trash goblin - wait what
Amia - don't force yourself :(
#1 cutie~ - yeah, like what she said, if you're not comfortable sharing more about yourself, that's okay and we understand 🫂
Yuki - …its fine
Yuki - im mafuyu, and i mix and write for n25
Yuki - im genderfluid and right now my pronouns are they/them
Yuki - and im used to masking around people i dont know, i apologize for doing the same to you all
shizuku - you have nothing to be sorry for, good job mafuyu 🫂
trash goblin - real, dw about it, just be yourself
welt yang - I can say with confidence that you’re safe with us, do not worry.
#1 cutie~ - yeah, the express is the best!! and dw, evey used to do that all the time, so we get it!
hurt march and i’ll **** - march, you’re embarrassing me (but agreed, march is right)
Yuki - …i see
Yuki - thank you
K - are you ok, mafuyu?
Yuki - yes, i think so
trash goblin - if we’re ever being too annoying just let us know
Yuki - it shouldn’t be a problem, but thank you
FUTURE WORLD DIRECTOR 🎥 - from one purple person to another, good job mafuyu
FUTURE WORLD DIRECTOR 🎥 - i know how hard it is from personal experience, so i'm proud of you :3
Yuki - thanks, rui
FUTURE WORLD DIRECTOR 🎥 - np, gotta help out a bestie of a bestie :3
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - YAY! EVERYONE'S HAPPY AGAIN!
FUTURE WORLD DIRECTOR 🎥 - emu-kun, would you like to go now?
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - SURE!
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - HELLO EVERYBODY! MY NAME IS EMU OTORI! FROM WONDERLANDS X SHOWTIME! WONDERHOY!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - WONDERHOY!
pretty princess <3 - wonderhoy!
live laugh love haruka - wonderhoy!
hampter - wonderhoy!
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - and she/her please :D
hurt march and i’ll **** - wtf is wonderhoy
#1 cutie~ - wonderhoy!
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - GASP A NEW WONDERHOY FRIEND????? YAYAYAY!!!
#1 cutie~ - yay, wonderhoy!
hurt march and i’ll **** - march
#1 cutie~ - yes honey?
hurt march and i’ll **** - the wonderhoy in here is killing me
#1 cutie~ - sowwy 👉👈
sbibo <3 - i have questions, like i saw march but who is evernight
trash goblin - dw we’ll talk about it later
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥 - now that i think about it, nene likely muted the chat, so she may not know we’re doing introductions
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - IS IT NENE TIME?!
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - YES! EMU, CONDUCT THE SUMMONING RITUAL!
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - NENE NENE NENE WOOOOOO
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D @THE BEST GIRL EVER :D
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - omg emu what’s wrong
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - wait
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - YAY NENE IS HERE! WANDAHOY!
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - yes yes wandahoy and all that what the hell did you do to my username
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - YOU DON’T LIKE IT? 🥺😭
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - …it’s fine, just really embarrassing
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - YAY!
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - anyways, i backread a little so ig it’s my turn
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - i’m nene kusanagi, she/her, i sing, i dance, i act, i game, and i’m in wxs
WANDAHOY ٩(^ᗜ^ )و - YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NENENENENENE
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - emu please you’re already jumping and hugging me you don’t need to scream in the chat
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - FANTASTIC WORK, NENE!
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - please calm down
hurt march and i’ll **** - it’s just text but they’re so loud
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - someone gets it
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥 - indeed (on both counts lol), good job nene :3
haxxor bunny - i’m gonna need to add all the gamers
haxxor bunny - we need to compare accounts
no. 1 hatsune miku fan <3 - i play a lot of games too!
waterboy - same here, i mostly play on consoles
K - me too
K - we all play online together a lot
haxxor bunny - oh hell yeah
haxxor bunny - stelle still won’t 1v1 me
trash goblin - because you’ll ask for 17 rematches until you finally beat me and i ain’t dealin with all that 😎
fireboy - lol real
hampter wife - that’s aki when he can’t outrap me 😎
fireboy - since when
hampter - since forever, an-chan is the goat 😎
fireboy - toya and i are gonna win next time we do karaoke
waterboy - i won’t let you down 😎✨
Amia - why don’t y’all just go, you’re the only group left
hampter wife - oh yeah you’re right lol, thanks zooks
Amia - np :3
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - wait, that’s not true, y’all are forgetting someone and letting him get away without an intro
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - @WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥its your turn next
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥 - oh no, i got caught by our dearest nene :3
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - only emu gets to call me that
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- sowwy 🥺
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- i suppose ill do my intro then, if y’all dont mind
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- hi, i’m rui kamishiro, he/him, i’m the director of wxs, i love inventing stuff that y’all should check out sometime :3
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐- WOOHOO, GOOD JOB RUI!
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - the stuff he’s talking about could blow up tokyo
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- cmon nene, surely its not that bad~
THE BEST GIRL EVER :D - yes it is
trash goblin - explosions are awesome
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - NOT WHEN THEY’RE DIRECTED AT ME
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- ouch, you’ve just hurt me dearly 💔
fireboy - are y’all done with the dramatic shit
waterboy - akito, that was rude. but yes, may i ask if we can do our intros now?
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- ofc, i was just playing around with nene
WORLD FUTURE DIRECTOR 🎥- but i’m done with that so y’all can go now, dw :3
fireboy - well, now that that’s over, gimme ts
fireboy - miku change my name back
Hatsune Miku - I’m not hearing a please…
waterboy - you sure, aki?
fireboy - sorry, pretty please
fireboy - and yeah, it’s cool
Hatsune Miku changed the name of “fireboy” to “swaggy tboy”
Hatsune Miku - There, go forth, my son.
swaggy tboy - ty miku 🙏
swaggy tboy - y’all seem pretty cool so don’t let me down please
swaggy tboy - i’m akito shinonome, he/him, 1/4 of vivid bad squad, i love rapping, singing, dancing, and engaging in gladiatorial combat with my sister ena for leftover cheesecake
Enanan - you can have this one bro, good job 🫂
swaggy tboy - thanks sis 🫂
hampter wife - woooo let’s goooooooooo!
Amia - go off lil bro 🔥
trash goblin - yo wait that’s dope
trash goblin - trash goblin more like trans goblin 😎🏳️⚧️
swaggy tboy - hell yeah 😎🏳️⚧️
hurt march and i’ll **** - what’s with the sunglasses
trash goblin - because we’re cool 😎
swaggy tboy - 😎
waterboy - akito is the coolest 😮💨
swaggy tboy - nah, you are 🫵
swaggy tboy - and you should go next
hampter wife - yeeaaaaahhhh, go toya!
waterboy - alright, here goes nothing
waterboy - my name is toya aoyagi, he/him, i’m a singer and rapper for VBS
waterboy - i love reading, playing crane games, and peacefully sharing pancakes with akito
swaggy tboy - that’s why he’s the goat 🐐
WORLD FUTURE STAR ⭐ - WONDERFUL, MY FRIEND!
pretty princess <3 - bro said “playing crane games” as if he hasn’t won us all a dozen plushies each
#1 cutie~ - wait, really? i’m so bad at those :(
hampter - toya’s on another level 😎
trash goblin - march i swear i’ll get goated at it so i can win you stuff
hurt march and i’ll **** - i can just do it though
trash goblin - it’s about pride, evey
#1 cutie~ - just let her have this pookie
hurt march and i’ll **** - yes my queen
waterboy - evernight, we should play crane games together sometime :)
hurt march and i’ll **** - hm, ig i can think about it
waterboy - cool 😎
hampter wife - now that the boys are done, it’s our turn ✨
hampter wife - i’m an shiraishi, she/her! i love rapping and yapping, i’m also a DJ and i make a mean coffee 😎🔥
Amia - she spits hot fire 🔥
hampter - real 🐐 stuff
himeko - oh? i love coffee, i’ll have to make some for you sometime!
hampter wife - that sounds awesome!
trash goblin - wait no
#1 cutie~ - um
Cloud-Piercing Spear - I don’t think you want this.
hampter wife - ????
himeko - is something wrong?
trash goblin - hahahahaha nothing mother 😰
hampter wife - …ooook then
hampter - you did a great job an!
hampter wife - gasp ty hammy :D
#1 cutie~ - aww, that’s so cute 🥹
hampter wife - but you’re the last one now, so i think it’s your turn :)
hampter - ahh!? it’s my turn already? im not ready >_<
hampter wife - good luck, i believe you can do this~
hampter - omg, ty an, i really need that >_<
hampter - okay, here i go!
hampter - im kohane azusawa, she/her, i’m a member of vbs along with an, akito and toya, i like photography and have a pet snake at home!
hampter - omg, that was so hard to type out >_<
waterboy - good job, kohane 👍
hampter wife - OM MY GOSH, SHE’S SO CUTE 🥹
hurt march and i’ll **** - did you just mention you have a pet snake
hampter - omg you like snakes as well??
hurt march and i’ll **** - yeah
hampter - omg we need to meet up irl some time
#1 cutie~ - i’m sorry, but evey doesn’t like meeting with people
hurt march and i’ll **** - i can speak for myself, ya know (but march’s right)
hampter - awww, that’s too bad, but i’ll respect your wishes then
Hatsune Miku - And I think that’s all of our side’s intros done!
Hastune Miku - Well, this chapter is getting long so I’ll be ending it here. Until next time, guests from another world~
swaggy tboy - wait what do you mean chapter (deleted by Miku)
Hatsune Miku has muted the chat for an indefinite amount of time.
haxxor bunny - what he said
Hatsune Miku - shh, not a word out of you or I’m telling on you to Herta
haxxor bunny - yes ma’am o7