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A Different Stolen Christmas

Summary:

How the Grinch Stole his Christmas.

Or, a Grinch Y/N rhyme smut thing that honestly just happened while I was talking to my friend about the Grinch, this is REALLY bad, I just wanted to post this for giggles, also English is my second language...That doesn't mean it's good. Happy reading!

If you have any suggestions for something else...or even a part 2, for some reason...Maybe a Cat-In-The-Hat? Who knows, please let me know!!!

Notes:

-This is read as a rhyme poem...I think, honestly I just wrote without thinking-

-I'm really sorry for what you're about to read, this just happened randomly, there is no order nor idea here, thank you for reading!-

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

"Dear Y/N, Dear Y/N, look at you,
all on your knees like a good little Who.
You need to get punished for wanting my glue”

The Grinch sat with a twisted giggle,
his hands on their hair like they would wriggle.
"Oh big Grinch~" you said,
"You know me, I could never be fed”

The Grinch,
tired of your Wicked Whims,
decides to teach you a lesson,
with his hard fish,
"One fish, two fish, Red Fish, Blue fish"
he said,
slapping each one,
to the side of your head

Each squirm and sound Y/N did,
the Grinch would squeeze, Y/N's cheek,
"Stop moving, or you won't get"
The Grinch mentioned,
while guiding their head

He's green-y,
he's meany,
but he's anything but Mini.

The way he's mean in bed,
but also makes you give him head,
he says "Good job"
only when he's being fed

He's grunting and groaning all over your ear,
making your legs, basically disappear

He eats, he eats, until he's full,
then after that he brings a tool

"Quiet, darling, it's okay,
this is good, for a new whole day”

Notes:

-That was something indeed-
-Also yes, Wicked Whims, love it-