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I never thought I would end up in the human world. But dying in front of a beautiful 2010’s woman in the 2010s seemed like a good way to go. It all started when Celestia told me I had to make friends in the human world.
“Twilight,” Princess Celestia had said, “staying in Ponyville isn’t working out. I’m sending you to the human world,”
I didn’t say anything, for there was nothing that I could do to change her mind.
I followed her along to a room full of portals and she pointed to one marked ‘human world.’
“The portal will re-open when you make friends,” Princess Celestia said.
I never cared about friends before now, but I had made some when I arrived at Ponyville. I would probably be in and out. However, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie didn’t want me to leave them behind so I had told them to shut the fuck up. I was so tough and grown up. I never needed them anyways. My ass was all ready to go, but they just had to stop me.
“TWILIGHT! DONT LEAVE US!!!!”
I wasn’t sure why they were so dramatic about me leaving. I was about to walk through the portal that the princess had indicated, but Pinkie Pie’s ass bumped the princess and bumped me into the wrong portal!
The next thing I knew, I was blinded by rainbow spirals, so preppy and ugly. It made me feel like a poor son of a bitch. I had to close my eyes to stay on task. You got this ass-hole. Don’t faint now.
The sound of rain falling on a metal roof woke me up, unlike the monstrous colors of that portal. Where the fuck was I? I wasn’t my disgusting shade of purple anymore. Fuck, was I in the wrong world?
I glanced around to see a hot woman behind a counter, a fatass guy eating a steak, and a girl who was failing to pour ketchup, like how can you fail to pour ketchup?
Something about the girl intrigued me, like not just the fact that she was horrible at pouring ketchup, but how mysterious it all was. I was sure that if I'd met her under different circumstances, that I would hate her, but under these…
I want to kill her.