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“Avery, whats in your inventory?”
“?wdaswadd”
Derek had judt finished telling Avery his goofbyrs a he slowly turned towars the giant golden eyebnal, ready to blah blah you already wtahcged destoryying a world that doesntbexist
Right before Derke put the code into thhe gchat Averymayonaise crawled r out of the void withg a golden sword (it has sharpness two & unbreaking two on it he found it in a bastion this will have lore importance later)
“Avery? How did you even-“ Derek tried to ask but
Hasturs peannoes xploded.a
“What the fuck??” Derek backed away as Avery hit the fortnite defuslt dnwce over hasturs EPXLDODED cock & ball!
“Derek, I cant let you go.” Avrry slimed over to gim slimingly “I need you.”
“Avery thats gay as fuck.” He slapped aveyrs balls which were out for some reason dont ask me
I know, isnt the fact ive spent my new years looking for you gay enough?”
“Faggot.”
& then Avery Freaked It