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Dandy: Just a kids show, Delilah said..
*Outside, Angelic Astro is floating around and destroying cities*
Dandy: ARE YOU HAPPY, DELILAH!!!??
Delilah's Ghost: (No,)
Dandy: W H O W A S T H A T -
Shrimpo: That giant fatass weed cat tries to take off my clothing!!
Finn: HUH!?
Shrimpo: …
…
Shrimpo: *feminine voice* Would you like to see…~
Finn: EEK!! Shrimpo, you can't be serious-
*takes off cutely*
Finn: AHHH- oh you're wearing something around your chest- PHEW..
Squirm: *sneaks into the Craft Siblings' room*
*Goes up to the sleeping Scraps*
*Delightful but quiet crunching*
[_<text> NEXT MORNING <text>_]
Goob: SCRAPS!! YOU'RE BLEEDING- WAAH- WUAAAaaaaahhh..
Scraps: Huh...?
Cosmo: Cocoa, you doing okay…?
Cocoa: I'm doing FINE!!
Cosmo: …
Bassie: How I wish to be like a flower in the field..
*then remembers when she was a very young kid*
Bassie: Yeah…Like in the past...
Eggson: Back in my day, I used to be a pretty hip kiddo! My talents with my favorite skateboard were not like the others! I was one of the popular kids- when my leg broke once, most of my grade signed that cast!
It was an all-Toons school, so I didn't see many humans around! There was this pretty silver whistle Toon, too… she seemed to have these strange claw marks that only appeared one day, I asked if something happened and… well, she just didn't want to talk about it.
That was junior high, when I was supposed to be at REAL high, I ended up having this thing… can't remember what, but I ended up here. Luckily I still got letters from my classmates, and I was able to write back, so it wasn't all bad..
…But one day, one of the letters said something about that pretty whistle girl. She was found being harassed by a 'Twisted' with rainbow claws, like that huge thing that looks like Dandy, but it was different, and ended up putting the pervert in the cells where 'Lethal Twisteds' are held captive until they are stable again. That's what I heard from others, however. She then moved out from that city to another. Wish I could talk to her again...
Flyte: …
Eggson: Also, have I ever told you about the time I-
Shrimpo: Dandy harrasess me like that too.
Cocoa: …YOU MEAN THAT HUGE THING IS DANDY...!?
Shrimpo: Uh-
*gasp*
Shrimpo: …WAIT, NO!! I meant that when Twisted Dandy spawns, it harrases me but not the real Dandy!!
*everyone believes that*
Dandy (Twisted Form): You're so cute, Shrimpo..but I can't let good meat rot..
*cutely licks Shrimpo on the cheek*
Shrimpo: …Cute..?
Dandy: Mhm, ah, how about this…
You satisfy my hunger by offering yourself to me…Don't worry, you won't die~. *licks lips*
…Or the fishbowl you love, I'll crush him to death, in a slow and painful death, he won't even respawn. He'll be convinced…THAT YOU NEVER LOVED HIM. What will it be…Your flesh or his life?
Shrimpo: …
*thinks*
Shrimpo: I…
… (Silence)
Shrimpo: *An Ichor tear falls from his eye as he speaks in that feminine voice* …You hungry already?
Dandy: …
…
Good boy~♪
(No death happens but Shrimpo still got "eaten")
Vee: And that's it, folks! Join us next time on Vee's Trivia+ Channel, and have a wonderful day, my beautiful audiences of ages 13+!
Poppy (whispering to Teagan, who nods at her comment,) Mostly because she was cursing a lot.
Sprout: Cosmo!! Drop it...
Cosmo: *whines and sits like a puppy*
Sprout: Drop it!!
Cosmo: *drops it*
Sprout (in a sarcastic tone of voice) : Good doggy, Cosmo.
Astro: Hey…I need you to listen. Dandy…he's not feeling well at all, and it feels like these days he'll lose it and… well, all hell will then unleash. Please...
Twisted Dandy (Twisted Mind in Control): Meow…
Astro: …Protect him for me, okay?
Twisted Dandy: …Meow. *nods head*
Astro: Thank you... *kisses on forehead*
Twisted Dandy: *Purrrrrr*
Gourdy: Begone, foul beast!!
Toodles: *in monster costume* Rawr, hehe!!
Glisten: Heh, kids..
Rodger: Yes, they are fun to watch when at play.
Looey: My mayonnaise is gone!!
Yatta: OH NO!!!
Blot: Esiannoyam revo…?
Yatta: WHATEVER BLOT SAID, I DISAGREE WITH!!
Looey: Making assumptions so quickly…???
Blot: Ay. *puts hand to forehead*
Glisten: I'm the best and most PERFECT Toon there is!!
Cocoa: And I'm the second best!! I guess, but everyone here's great!!
Bassie: …
…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-
Rudie: It's Christmas!!
Bobette: It's SPRING.
Rudie: Never asked you!! HAha!! *eye twiches*
Bobette: Okay Rudie, enough-
Rudie:
BOBETTE
YOU WILL SHUT THE F_ _ _ _ING H**L UP OR ELSE
JUST STOP TALKING
YOU.
ARE.
DONE.
Bobette: Sheesh, not a big-
(BOBETTE'S DEAD BODY WAS LATER FOUND THAT DAY)
Whispering Flower: Bassie…?
Bassie: Hm? Who was that!?
Whispering Flower: Bassie!
Twisted Pebble *behind Bassie*: Grrrrr…
Whispering Flower: BASSIE!!
Bassie: Hm?
(staaaaare)
Bassie: EEK!! NO, NO, NO!!
Twisted Pebble: BARK BARK
Bassie: My petals…They're already wilting…
Twisted Pebble: Woof.
Bassie: *takes her med and bashes Pebble* I HATE YOU…Go awaaaaay…
Boxten: I haven't had ANY dreams lately… just good sleep!
Astro: What..!?
Boxten: How is that bad?? It feels great!!
Astro: *thinks Boxten is possesed by a demon and fires up his powers* BE GONE, DEMON-
Poppy and Boxten: NOOOOOO-
Flutter: …!!
Flyte: *gasp of horror* No!
Flutter: ……
Flyte: Flutter!! We can't-
Flutter: . . . . . . . . . …
Toodles: Hey, Rodger!! This flower has an eye on it!!
Rodger: Put that back in Miss Bloomington's room right now.
Gourdy: Hey, Soulvester, what's under your helmet?
Soulvester: Thy question shall not have an answer...yet.
Gourdy: WHYYY!??
Gigi: I bet Shelly's room is just dino plushies-
The room:
A nice, simple patterned carpet on the floor, shelves of real fossils (no dinosaurs though), books, and potted plants, a desk with papers, and a watering can, the walls of the room are just pale brownish beige, her bed has a mini shelf with more books, another desk with sewing equipment, and a jar-like lantern with a hexagonal shape, the top and bottom are covered with a gold lid like thing, the top has a handle, a white star (Eight-pointed, like a compass rose without the circle thing its on) is inside of it, glowing a purple glow.
Gigi: …Aw.
Shelly: You're a good kitty!!
Shrimpo: Purrrr…
Gigi: Ew, furry.
Shrimpo: MEOW-
(Gigi died that day)
Dandy: Ughhh....
Vee:…You're sick…
Dandy: I'm FINE- *sneeze*
Vee: No, you are not.
Dandy: … *sneeze*
Vee: You should rest for today.
Dandy: Okay. *sneeze*
(Dandy sneezes like a cat by the way)
Astro: Hey Dandy… About that thing, you-
Dandy: No.
Astro: Why not?
Dandy: Your health is more important than mine in the first place…~
Astro: Oh…
Squirm: Hungry…!!
Scraps: No.
Squirm: *squeals like a rabid pig and pounces*
Scraps: NOOOOOO-