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If you don't want to train with him, he teaches you the basics of self defense (with a bit of his flourish added on)
If you DO want to train with him, he does not spare you. Makes you do exactly what he does only... scaled down. Same amount of stretches for the same amount of time, same amount of excercises for the same reps and sets. It completely drains you, but DK is grinning from ear to stupid ear with pride, asking if he'll "see you tomorrow?"
He's there when you take your T-shot, plaster and sharps bin in hand. Pats your back and knocks the wind out of you afterwards, but you've learned how to stay still when he does this by now.
Talks about how happy he is that you're as manly as himself. Mainly says it to boost his own confidence.
Realllyyy sore loser. You're about as good at kart racing as he is so every time you win he huffs and puffs until you hug him and give him a pep talk about how men like him shouldnt be petty. The reverse happens whenever he wins.
Behind his facade, he's actually... not too different. He's still very playful, and still mean and playful and imposing just to a lesser extent.
His hugs are deadly. You have to swipe his face to get him to let go of you nearly every time so that you can breathe.
In honour of the new DK game, you pick up his "oh, banana!" As a stim and once it starts neither of you can stop.