Work Text:
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
12:00PM EST .. 👀🏒🇨🇦
💬 102 🔁 1.1k ❤️ 8.9k
↳ Adam 🇺🇸🏒🏈 @AdamMoore01
What could this possibly be lol
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
if it’s not about hollanov i dont really #care
↳ Daniel J. ⚾ @DannyJ99
@hockeyh8r You don’t even like hockey 😒
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@DannyJ99 ??
↳ Daniel J. ⚾ @DannyJ99
@hockeyh8r Your username?
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@DannyJ99 oh sorry i honestly didn’t think you could read
shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
hockey hub announcing something at a reasonable european time?? i prayed for times like these
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
they did this for you
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@puckplays im seated. the hockey hub employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not 12pm est yet” but i’m simply too seated
Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
Is it very sad and copium of me to hope that I’ll be getting Shayden content today?? 💔 Pokes them with a stick. Please do something. Please
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
your brain fascinates me. why on earth would we be getting shayden content today
↳ Chris 🐉🏮 Comms → open @ChristinArt
@hollan0v A girl can dream..
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
What’s up, puckers?! Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like to dominate the NHL? Have you ever wondered how it feels to move across the world for the sport you love? Well, now’s your chance to find out!
Hockey Hub are delighted to announce that Ottawa Centaurs’ captain Ilya Rozanov (@Rozy81) 🇨🇦 will be taking over today to answer YOUR questions, and he is just dying to get started.
Tweet with the hashtag #AskIlyaRozanov and keep an eye out for his reply. Questions will be accepted from 12:30PM EST to 1:30PM EST. 👀🏒
💬 309 🔁 2.2k ❤️ 10.1k
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
hockey hub are delighted to announce that the most chronically online nhler will be taking over today to continue being chronically online but this time under a different username
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
whatre the bets rozanov proposed this idea himself because he wants to get paid to yap
↳ Svetlana Vetrova @svetavetrova
@iEatHollanov I think so
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
#AskIlyaRozanov idc about dominating the nhl whats it like to dominate shane hollander
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@hockeyh8r never change
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
Please everyone be on the best behaviour today, thank you
💬 501 🔁 10.2k ❤️ 45.6k
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
not us you have to worry about brother
↳ recreational homosexual @hollzyd
ilya rozanov telling ME to be on MY best behaviour? i have to laugh
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
they are destroying you in the qrts my man
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
Throwing stones in glass houses..
shane holeander @iEatHollanov
hollander is genuinely the funniest guy ever #AskIlyaRozanov how’d you manage that
↳ Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
Questions starting at 12:30pm EST 😒
ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
my predictions for today are:
- hayden pike dragging
- at least 10 unprompted hollander mentions
feel free to add more
↳ trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
he’s going to drop a kys
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@scotthunters please dont speak this into existence lmfao
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Ready.. set.. go! 🏁🏒
It’s 12:30PM, folks, so you know what that means! Hockey Hub Team, signing off! ❤️
💬 298 🔁 7.9k ❤️ 27.7k
Jessica 🌊☀️ @JessyJessJess
#AskIlyaRozanov
How did you bomb that last shot v. Florida last week?!?! That cost us the game!
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Because goalie blocked..? This is how hockey works.
shane holeander @iEatHollanov
hockey hub regretting this in 3.. 2..
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
of all players they couldve given their account to
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
@lcnelyhcart he’s going to get them suspended
Ryker @ryk130499
#AskIlyaRozanov
Boston or Ottawa?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Ottawa 🇨🇦
↳ Cliff Marleau ✅ @RaidersMarley
@HockeyHub Ouch, brother..
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@RaidersMarley Grow up 🙄
Go Panthers 🐊🇺🇸 @FloridaMan_FL
#AskIlyaRozanov
How did it feel to lose to our team? 🥳
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Is that you in your profile picture?
↳ Go Panthers 🐊🇺🇸 @FloridaMan_FL
@HockeyHub Yes
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@FloridaMan_FL Worry about your hair loss instead of my hockey loss 👍
ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
feels like he’s testing the waters with how mean he can be before they revoke account access
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
do you think he’s allowed to talk about gay sex
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@ShaneHollanderNHL can we ask him about gay sex
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@hockeyh8r IM FUCKINFN?!?!”?!
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
@hockeyh8r
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@ShaneHollanderNHL that’s not a no..
ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
okay everyone asking sincere questions about hockey is boring the fuck out of me. #AskIlyaRozanov who’s ur least favourite player in the nhl and why
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Scott Hunter. He is so old
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@HockeyHub you acting like you dont also have 30 minutes 😭
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@hockeyh8r Accepting questions until 1:30PM, still an hour to go.
laila 🫧 @puckplays
#AskIlyaRozanov can we see Anya pics pls
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Yes will reply from my own phone hold on
↳ Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
[IMG: Anya in the front seat of Ilya’s car, sticking her head out the window.]
[IMG: Anya wearing a scarf around her neck, sunglasses propped up on her nose.]
[IMG: Anya and Shane fast asleep together on the couch.]
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@HockeyHub she is so cute wow. she has your eyes
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@puckplays Thank you. Was a long 9 months
shane holeander @iEatHollanov
#AskIlyaRozanov tits or ass
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
what is your issue 😭
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
@lcnelyhcart he’s nawt gonna answer lol im just having my fun
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Hard question. Ass probably
This tweet has been deleted.
ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
I SAW THAT
↳ recreational homosexual @hollzyd
I NEVER SCREENSHOT SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Stop talking you will get me in trouble 😒
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder from the Hockey Hub team to keep things fun AND family-friendly. We know you’ve all got questions you’re dying to share, but be mindful before asking (and answering) about who might see! Thanks a bunch. Have fun. ❤️
- Hockey Hub Team
💬 293 🔁 3.1k ❤️ 13.7k
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
im fucking screaming he lost phone privileges
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@hockeyh8r Don’t worry! Questions will resume now until 1:30PM EST 🏒❤️
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
if hollander was here this wouldnt have happened
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
@lcnelyhcart bold of you to assume his ass is not the one that prompted the answer
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
@lcnelyhcart @hollan0v I do not condone this behaviour ❌
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Okay ask me more questions now
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
are you watching any good tv shows lately
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@puckplays Please use hashtag
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@HockeyHub #AskIlyaRozanov are you watching any good tv shows lately
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@puckplays No
laila 🫧 @puckplays
just wasting my fucking time like
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
im crying
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@iEatHollanov can he lose phone privileges again
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@puckplays 🤣🤣🤣
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@HockeyHub i didn’t use the hashtag go away
Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
I don’t know why he’s lying. He’s watched two seasons of Peaky Blinders in the last three days.
💬 302 🔁 4.4k ❤️ 20.1k
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
of course he has
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
@hockeyh8r We had pasta yesterday for dinner “by order of the Peaky Blinders”
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@ShaneHollanderNHL Why are you telling my private business? God forbid a guy has some whimsy and fun
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
@HockeyHub I didn’t use the hashtag, go away
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
i feel like a child of divorce right now. @puckplays this is your fault
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@hockeyh8r sorry boss
Sofía ☀️🍸🇵🇷 @SofisDream
#AskIlyaRozanov
Do you remember me, handsome? 😻 Miami 2014
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
HE’S MARRIED
↳ Sofía ☀️🍸🇵🇷 @SofisDream
@lcnelyhcart Happily, or..?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
You have the wrong guy.
↳ Shane Hollander ✅ @ShaneHollanderNHL
@HockeyHub ?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@ShaneHollanderNHL Hi baby I don’t know what she is talking about
jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
marital dispute on my timeline this is all hockey hub’s fault 😭
↳ trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
i’ve been watching silently but i knew it was only a matter of time before someone from rozy’s old roster jumped into the conversation ..
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
sgh’s pen is flying as we speak. Trouble In Paradise? 💔
↳ Sierra Grace Harrison 🖊️ @SGHOfficial
@hollan0v No, I’ve learned my lesson with you people 🤣 #delulu
↳ trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
@SGHOfficial don’t you have a flop article to get 5 likes on
fleur @fleuryfleu
#AskIlyaRozanov
Maybe u don’t remember Miami 2014 but what about Colorado, January 2015? 🎉🤣 Shooting my shot lol
↳ Jacqueline @jacquelineBR9
omg fleur stop i forgot about your nhl wag era
↳ fleur @fleuryfleu
@jacquelineBR9 BAHAHAHA wag era makes it sound serious we just fucked
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Hi please keep questions about hockey
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@HockeyHub hollzy’s got u scared now huh
recreational homosexual @hollzyd
@ShaneHollanderNHL go easy on my boy roz later bro..
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
this makes it sound like he beats him
↳ recreational homosexual @hollzyd
@hockeyh8r he should
Thomas 🐶 @thomas_in_nyc
#AskIlyaRozanov Best dick I ever had. Met at a club in NYC during his rookie season. Kept it to myself until he came out with Hollander and even then nobody fuckin believed me 🤣 But if we’re all jumping on the hashtag, do you remember me??
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Hi Thomas my husband is on this app. Delete please
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Hi Thomas delete
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Can you delete now please Thomas
shane holeander @iEatHollanov
whole fucking thing up in flames and it’s not even 1pm yet this is absurd
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
i hate to be the friend thats 100% too woke but it feels kind of shitty of all these people to be airing him out like that 😭 there are like 20 people on the tag asking if he remembers dicking them down in papa’s orchard in 1904
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
@puckplays no agreed but also 😭 his slut phase was lowk public knowledge at the time so ..
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@iEatHollanov ur right ur right .. i stand with my cancelled wife
Ilya
> I do not know who these people are
> I never met anyone called Thomas in my life
Shane
> 🙄
Ilya
> Please believe me baby
> They are sabotaging me
> Trying to ruin my career
Shane
> Uh huh
Ilya
> Baby 💔
> My baby
> I love you
> Only you
> I do not remember NYC rookie season or Colorado 2015 or Miami 2014
> Because my head is only you
> Every year forever there is only Shane Hollander
> You are leaving me on read
> My heart is in pieces on the floor
> Shane
> Shane
> Shane
> Shane
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
My girl is mad at me I hope I die
💬 415 🔁 8.9k ❤️ 32.2k
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
the consequences of thine own blasphemous actions
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@hockeyh8r Whatever the fuck that means 😭😭😭
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
#AskIlyaRozanov what happened lol
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@lcnelyhcart I am going to the hockey fan store and asking to return my purchase because you guys suck
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@HockeyHub my european sister in christ..
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
@lcnelyhcart I’m Canadian boy now 🇨🇦
Lucas McGregor @lukey94
#AskIlyaRozanov
hey mate drop the workout routine?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Carrying the weight of my beautiful husband’s love around all day
↳ Lucas McGregor @lukey94
@HockeyHub Alright man.
shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
here he goes 🙄
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
called it !
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@hockeyh8r
☑️ unprompted hollander mention
⬜ pike dragging
⬜ death threat
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@lcnelyhcart STOP MANIFESTING DEATH THREATS FOR MY CLIENT !!!!!
Дана 🩵 @dana_kovoleva
#AskIlyaRozanov
Best tips for learning English as Russian speaker?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Find a beautiful English speaking husband and listen to everything he ever has to say
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Also works for French
GO ISLANDERS 🏒 @IslandersFan_ForLife
#AskIlyaRozanov WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU BRING WITH YOU TO BE STRANDED ON AN ISLAND
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
A picture of my husband, a shirt belonging to my husband, a meal cooked for me by my husband
GO ISLANDERS 🏒 @IslandersFan_ForLife
@HockeyHub WEIRD AS FUCK BRO
sky! ☁️ @crystalblues
#AskIlyaRozanov
If we’re still doing this, what do you remember about a girl with brown eyes and freckles from Edmonton in 2015? 🫣
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Nothing
↳ Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
This is my husband. We are very happy.
shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
okay so rozanov was sleeping with brown eyed girls with freckles in 2015. okay alright. #noticing
↳ recreational homosexual @hollzyd
like what kind of yearner bullshit
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
guys can you cut my client some slack please he’s going through a rough patch rn
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@hockeyh8r no
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@lcnelyhcart okay carry on
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@hockeyh8r walked like a dog … like player like fan #lol
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@puckplays my bitch tell me to shut up and i DO
jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
ilya rozanov SMART
ilya rozanov BEAUTIFUL
ilya rozanov CHARITY WORK
ilya rozanov FUNNY
ilya rozanov CHARMING
ilya rozanov CHARISMATIC
ilya rozanov SHINING STAR
CLEAR THE SEARCHES
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
ilya rozanov YEARNER
ilya rozanov DOWN BAD
ilya rozanov WHORE
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
@iEatHollanov you need to die bro
메리 loves hollanov @hockeynov
Wait lol was Rozanov actually sleeping with female shane hollanders in 2015 how deep does this shit go ?????
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
every single day i pray to god we get a full comprehensive hollanov timeline because this could be nothing but also it could soooo be something
↳ Shayden Wedding Officiator @twentyfourthirtyfive
You guys move like Larries and it’s so disgusting.. Hollanovs disrespecting hockey players’ personal lives, what’s new!
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@twentyfourthirtyfive montreal metros are on a 5 game losing streak i think you’ve got bigger fish to fry rn
Nella in Japan 🇯🇵🌸 @Nella_in_Japan
#AskIlyaRozanov If you could travel anywhere in the world at zero cost, where would you go?
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Cottage with my husband
laila 🫧 @puckplays
ignoring him for a sec, what actually IS the hollanov timeline cus like.. if that brown eyes freckles girl is telling the truth, im lowkey going to start siding with the tinfoil hatters who are convinced that hollanov have been a thing since their rookie season lol
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
i dont think its been going on since their rookie season but i do think people who assume they only started dating after the hollandry era are probably #wrong. not even shane hollander is immune to a disaster situationship
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@lcnelyhcart a disaster situationship with ilya rozanov .. Shane Hollander if this is true i was not familiar with your game
Jake (18+) 🍆 Link in Bio 🔞💦 @hung_hot_guy
#AskIlyaRozanov
I know you’re married but do you share? 👀 @ShaneHollanderNHL let me know, cutie ❤️
↳ Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
DIE
This tweet has been deleted.
recreational homosexual @hollzyd
oh !
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
lai said “lets ignore him for a sec” and he dropped a death threat on the official hockey hub account
↳ laila 🫧 @puckplays
@hollan0v im getting real sick of everything around here being blamed on me ..
↳ shane hollander fans europe @lcnelyhcart
@hockeyh8r
☑️ unprompted hollander mention
☑️ death threat
⬜ pike dragging
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@lcnelyhcart STOP how the fuck did we get a death threat before a hayden pike dragging is this real life
↳ trixie <3 admirals @scotthunters
so do we think the questions will be continuing or ..
Hockey Hub ✅ @HockeyHub
Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties on our end, @Rozy81 will no longer be accepting questions. Thank you all for participating.
- Hockey Hub Team.
💬 399 🔁 4.4k ❤️ 19.8k
↳ shane holeander @iEatHollanov
not an emoji in sight .. he done fucked up
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
ilya rozanov BEAUTIFUL
ilya rozanov KIND
ilya rozanov TALENTED
ilya rozanov ICON
ilya rozanov GOATED
↳ jaden 🏒 @hollan0v
i stand with my cancelled wife !!!!!!
↳ Jake (18+) 🍆 Link in Bio 🔞💦 @hung_hot_guy
Maybe this is my fault 🤣🤣🤣
↳ ilya rozanov only fans @hockeyh8r
@hung_hot_guy NOT NOW JAKE
Shane
> I don’t agree with death threats
> But
> Very successful diversion from people wondering when we started seeing each other, lol
Ilya
> Yes baby I did it for you
> My love
> I love you
Shane
> Mhm
> I love you too
Ilya
> 💗😁💌😍💟❤️⭐
Shane
> Did you really sleep with a girl with brown eyes and freckles?
Ilya
> No longer accepting questions sorry