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(attempted) taking candy from a child

Summary:

hitman hiring simulator gone bad

Notes:

hi yes I'm alive

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Kai is in a state of dread.


She couldn't make it to an event on time where candy was being given away because her Boarborg was too slow of a vehicle. Just as she was there, Someone took the last bag of candy corn right in front of her eyes.

Returning home empty handed, and depressed. There was only one thing to do now, one thing.... that could fix all of this.... Tracking down the last person who took the candy. that was supposed to be hers. 



Kai couldn't exactly remember too vividly what the person looked like, but has noted a few things,


- A girl with a school uniform despite it being the weekend who Kai estimated to be around 10 big apples tall.

- Carries a red backpack which was open and stored a few apples for some odd reason.


With these very important notes written down, The search has-









.......













There is a problem, a few, actually: Kai has not a clue where that kid could be. And even if she did, her Boarborg is way too slow to actually catch up to the kid. Someone else is gonna have to do the dirty work for her.


"Whoooo could I call for help..??" Kai pondered to herself.



Windy is batshit insane, so she is completely out of the question. Thundia's chronic neck pain has been taking a toll on her recently. Can't do anything on a sore neck. Kuu, Raclesa and Kalisa seemed too scary for Kai to even approach, Coppermine couldn't be bothered to do jack shit, The Twinstars are in JAIL for reasons unknown, Myceria, maybe.... not quite certain yet. Her gut is telling her not to for some reason. Lilin is even MORE manic, and Kai doesn't remember the last time Terun was last spotted.




....




Is Kai going to have to accept her fate?






.....





No...






That child cannot get away with her actions unscathed. She WILL be receiving justice. So what does Kai decide is the best course of action?
































"Hey.... I know that you're not doing the best physically right now, but I REALLY need you to do me a favor, thanks!" Kai said on the phone with someone.
 


[...]



"B-But like I cannot do this all by myself since my Boarborg is too slow, and you know I HATE walking.... How about this..... since that kid wears red, and w-well.... with you and red, I'll pay you $250 to take her out..."


[...]


"Aww.... thanks, Thundia. I'm glad you could help....! By the way... here's the description of this kid....:"



[...]



"I-I think you can track her with this information, now. I will send you the $250 now."


 

 







Nothing is quite like a large bag of candy corn to eat for Kaai Yuki (Except for apples of course.) She'd wish she could share with her best buddy Nagisa, but she doesn't like candy corn. Says it tastes too much like plastic. Though, she worships anything that's related to cheese so her boos about candy corn doesn't really mean all that much.

As she was walking back to Mami's residence, (Where she lives with Nagisa now) a strange, and unfamiliar woman float towards her, sparking with electricity. She's just....... standing there, intimidatingly... yet doing nothing, like she's waiting for Yuki to make the first move.



"Miss...? Can I... help ya?" Yuki questioned. "What could you need from me...?

Thundia raised her hands, and figuratively at the speed of light, lightning struck down inches in front of Kaai Yuki.


"??? WHAT THE HELL, LADY." Yuki screeched. What was this woman's problem.


"Sorry but i've been hired to take you out... That $250 will absolutely feed my gacha gambling addiction." Thundia replied, about to charge another bolt, this one taking a little bit more time.

Yuki tried running away, but Thundia caught, and tripped her over to the pavement. Bringing her down. As Thundia was about to rain hell on Yuki, the chronic neck pain has come to bite her at the worst possible time. Thundia clenched her neck in pain while still floating. "Ough.... Shit- no..! Why now????" She groaned and complained


Kaai Yuki took this chance to slowly get herself up, and run far away Still carrying the bag of candy.


Thundia, still clenching her back in pain, and watched Yuki run off to the sun, and thought to herself, "How the fuck do I explain this to Kai??"

Notes:

don't steal candy from kids ok guys