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2026-04-30
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2026-09-10
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Blue lock academies bizarre adventures (previous title : Blue lock academy au :p)

Summary:

Hiiii re-uploaded this fic bc I had like a crazy episode and deleted my entire acct and my fics but I missed the validation so like :3

 

Isagi : yo ts kinda crazy

Aiku : “how can this be!” ahh

Otoya : “tell me it isn't true!” ahh

Isagi : DIE KYS KYS KYS

Otoya : he is NOT rockin w us ❌❌❌🤘🤘🎸🎸

Karasu : he does NOT like ur ass ❌❌❌🚫🚫🚫

Otoya : BOY HE DONT LIKE U EITHER

Karasu : MAN FUCK U

Otoya : IS THAT A PROMISE 😏

Hiori : Alrighttt IM steppin in 🫷🧍🫸

Aiku : nahhh ref had to step in 💀

Shidou : Here comes the fun police 😒😒

Otoya : we were just getting to the juicy parts too 😩💦

Hiori : HE DOES NOT WANT U 🙅🙅

Hiori : 滚开,婊子!!!

Otoya : BOY WHAT DID U JUST SAY TO ME!!??

Yuki : boy wtf u know Chinese?? 😭

Hiori: I'm learning Chinese cause Tabito likes smart guys

Hiori : and being bilingual makes me smart 💯

Isagi : nahh karasu rubbing off on him 😞

Otoya : as if that sht would work 😒

Karasu : Yo, come over tonight.

Rin : Proper grammar and everything…

Notes:

hiiiiiiii reuploading this...

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Group project

Chapter Text

[MEGURU BACHIRA CREATED A CHAT] 

[BACHIRA ADDED 10+ PARCIPANTS] 

[BACHIRA NAMES THE CHAT: Ego’s Science class or whatever]

 

 

Ego’s Science class or whatever

 

Bachira : Heyyyy 

 

Chigiri : so i’m not doing that project… 

 

Reo : these groups are absolutely horrendous 

 

Isagi : Imagine being paired with ka**** 

 

Reo : SYBAUUU

 

Bachira : LETS GOO CHARLESS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

 

Charles : BACHIRAAA!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 ( whaj are we exciited abt 🗣️🗣️)

 

Reo : You two are paired together for the project Ego assigned. 

 

Otoya: is the red baddie here…

 

Karasu: bro…

 

Charles : LETS GOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Yuki : Wait, what are the groups?? I dident pu today 

 

Otoya : Yuki why diden’t you come today 💔🥀😣😣

 

Karasu : YUKII THE KIDS MISS YOU COME HOMEEE 🥀 😩😩

 

Yuki : I’m going to stab both of you 

 

Otoya : 😏😏          

 

Chigiri : you DISGUST me 

 

Isagi : LMFAOOO 

 

Otoya : HELOO??? COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED?? WHAT DID I DO TO YUO?? 

 

Karasu : LMFAOO THATS THE DUDE YOU HIT ON THINKING HE WAS A GIRL 

 

Otoya : THAT WAS YOU?? 

                           …shiii i’d still hit 🫦🫦

 

Isagi : LMFAOOO 

 

Sendou : LMFAO I can sense Chigiri abt to throw his phone at the wall 😭😭 

 

Karasu : wait…tf…are you cheating on me Toya… 💔💔💔

 

Hiori : I hope he does 

 

Otoyo : ofc not my popeyes biscuit with no drink ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 Ur the only one in my eyes Su-Su 😍😍😍 

 

Aiku : “Su-Su” ?? 😭😭

 

Charles : AHHHH RUN ITS THE CREEP!!!!! NIKO WARNED ME ABOUT YUUU!!!! 

 

Bachira : 😨😨

 

Niko : STAY BEHIND ME CHRLES 🤺🤺🤺

 

Aiku: WHAT????!? 

       

Sendou : LMFAOOOOOO 

 

Aiku : WHY ARE YOU LAUGING DEFEND ME BRO 😭💔💔

 

Niko : Watch who u call ur homies 💔

 

Isagi : LMFAOO not even ur homies wanna defend you 😭😭 

 

Aiku : shut jo slurboy 

 

Isagi : SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUOUP KYS FAG 

 

Chigiri : Slursagi strikes again…

 

Yuki : Damn Barou’s getting flashbacks rn 💔

 

Isagi : SHUTUPSHUP THAT WAS ONE TIME 

 

Charles : not cool broachhoo 🙁🙁

 

Reo : @Yuki These are the groups : 

   

Karasu and Sendou 

Otoyo and Aiku 

Yuki and Ness 

Kaiser and Me 

Bachira and Charles 

Shindo and Rin 

Isagi and Sae 

Chigiri and Nagi 

Kunigami and Niko

Barou ( alone ) 

 

I'm not sure abt the rest. 

 

Otoya : Barou’s aura farming 

 

Karasu : Bro think he batman 

 

Barou : kys 

 

Sae : Isagi is gonna throw a slur at me if i mess up



Isagi : HELLLO??? I DIDENT EVEN DO NAYTHING WHAT THE HELL???



Otoya : ITOSHI?? 😭😭😭 

 


Shidou :  I WOULD EBAT HIM UP GANG!!! DONT TOUCH MY KING 

 

Chigiri : Fr why was I put with that lazy crusty fuckass 

 

Reo : ??? 

 

Chigiri : Ofcourse you show up Nagi’s mentioned 

 

Reo : shuTUPSHUTUPSHUTO 

 

Bachira : haha simp 

 

Reo : DO NOT GET ME STARTED MEG OR ELSE IM TELLING UR CRUSHESS

 

Isagi : started abt what😧😦 ! 

 

Rin : You have a crush on someone? 

 

Bachira : NOTHING HAHA HES NOT TALKING ABT ANYTHIDG IGNORE HIM  I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE WHAT HES LYING

 

Otoya : 👁️👁️

 

Karasu : 👁️👁️ 

 

Yuki : 👁️👁️

 

Sae : 👁️👁️

 

Niko : This is so corny dawg 

 

Sendou : 👁️👁️

 

Chigiri : damn boy, even Sae 💀💀💀

 

Shidou : Well well well me and rinrin are together 😈😈

 

Charles : SHIDOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Shidou : LITTLE MANN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Chigiri : Bro Kaiser and Reo being together is so random 

 

Isagi : IHATE K**** STUPID FAGGOT HE SHOULD GO DIE!!!! 

 

Kaiser : WHAT THE FUCK??? DIE YOICHI!! 🫵🫵 

 

Ness : PREACH 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯

 

Reo : 🔥🗣️

 

Yuki : Nahh the weirdest Duo is def Sae and Isagi 

 

Otoya : fr bro I cant imagine a conversation between the two of them?? 

 

Karasu : fr like 🧍‍♂️ 📝🧍‍♂️  thats gonna be them ljke 

 

Shido : AREWETALJKNG ABOUT MY GLORIOUS KING SAE 🫦🫦🫦😍😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Nagi : thk ty cn wrk uot 

 

Chigiri : ???? are u allergic to spelling???  

 

Bachira : REO TRANSLATE!!!! 🫵🫵🫵

 

Reo : he says “I think they can work out” 

 

Isagi : How the hell did you know that?? 😭😭

 

Chigiri : ofc he knew (fag alert!! 🚨 ) 

 

Reo : SHGUT UP 

 

Otoya : shgut 

 

Karasu : shgut 

 

Chigiri : shgut 

 

Isagi : shgut 

 

Bachira : shgut 

 

Charles : shgut 

 

Shido : shgut 

 

Yuki : shgut 

 

Sendou : shgut 

 

Nagi : shgut 

 

Reo : you too?? 😭😭😭 

 

Nagi : sry 

 

Isagi : even your boyfriend 💔💔💔 

 

Bachira : I would NOT take that Reo 👎👎🚫🚫🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️😱😱😱

 

Reo : he’s not my boyfriend??? 

 

Aiku : HES NOT???!? 

 

Charles : ofc you would want to kjnow 😠😠😠 creep!

 

Niko : Grown ass man wanting to know abt kids love lives 🙄🙄

 

Isagi : LMFOOO??? 

 

Chigiri : Niko’s rubbing off on Charles 🤐🤐

 

Ness : When is the project due? 

 

Sae : Next Friday. 

 

Ness : Thank you!! ^_^ 

 

Sae : No problem.

 

Shido : SAE😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️😘😘🥰😍♥️♥️💔💙💕♥️

 

Rin : Stfu 

 

Isagi : woahh emo boy here upset abt his big brother getting hit on!! Careful Shido hes gonna get u 😰😰

 

Shido : COME ON RINNYBOB DONT BE LIKE THAT!!! 

 

Rin : “Rinnybob”??? dont call me that?? 

 

Rin: stfu Isagi go fag out with Beeboy 

 

Chigiri : LMFAOOo

 

Barou : lol

 

Karasu : RINNYBOB 😭😭😭

 

Yuki : Acting like he dont wanna join or smth 🙄🙄

 

Isagi : wwWHAT?!

 

Reo : 😭 “fag out” 

 

Kaiser : Lmfaoo Fagboy 

 

Isagi : WHAGT THE HELL???? KYS KIASO



Kaiser : I WASENT EVEN THE ONE TO INSULT U HELLO??? TF?? GO DIE YOICHI

 

Ness : Kys Isagi 

 

Isagi : wVJAT THE HELL

 

Yuki : GO TO SLEEP GODDAMN!!

 

—————- 

 

Yuki —-> Alexis 

 

Yuki : Hey Ness, 

 

Alexis  : Hi Yukimiya! 

 

Yuki : Just wanted to ask abt the project!! What days are you free so we can work on the project? 

 

Alexis : hmm I'm free this Saturday? Would that work? :/

 

Yuki : Yeah!! 

 

Alexis  : Do you want to meet up in the Library? 

 

Yuki : Sure, what time? 

 

Alexis : Would 11am be fine? 

 

Yuki : That's a lovely time, see you then Lexi. 

 

Alexis : See you!! :) 

 

Yuki : :) 



—---

Nonchalant mf’s 

          ↑ Rin, Yukimiya, Hiori, Barou

 

Yuki : [SCREENSHOT.1457.jpd]



Yuki :L:ETS GOOOOOO



Rin : Is he not dating Kaiser?



Hiori : He needs to break up with Kaiser 

 

Yuki : yeahh he is but like….hes still pretty 👉👈  and fs 100% he needs to breakup with that fuckass bitchass whore mongering crusty rat tailed disgusting lazy fagget central controlling niche fuckass german 

 

Hiori : bros heart is full of hate 😭😭😭

 

Rin : or lust 

 

Yuki : stfu why cant u guys just be happy for me

Barou : You’re so gone 🤦


Yuki : HE GAVE ME A SMILEY FACE AKKKSKSKSJNIIJEEIJJIEIJIJEJI 

 

Rin : simp

Yuki : shut TH EFUCK UP I KNOW HOW U ACT ARPUND BACHIRIA!!!!

Hiori : NO WAYYYY I THOUGHT I WSS GOING INSANE WHEN I SAW RIN  SMILE AT THE BUMBLEBEE AND THE BLUESPROUt!!  

 

Yuki : ISAGI TOO??? RIN LMFAOOOOO 

 

Barou : dude 💀

 

Rin : STOP THIS IS PROPAGANDA 

 

Hiori : LMFAOO BACHIRA I GET BUT ISAGI??? 💀💀

 

Yuki : and you called my type weird 

 

Rin : ATE:AST THE GUSY I WNAST ARENT DATING FUKCING KAIEER



Rin : I hoPE KAISER FINDS OUT AND MAKES U AND NESS STOP HANGIN OUt AND I HOPE HE MAKES NESS BREAK HIS FRIENDSHIP OFF WIHY U 

 

Yuki : STOP NO DONT DO TAHTS RIN PLS 

 

Hiori : LMFAOOO KAISER FINNA BAN U FROM SEING BESS 😭😭 

 

Yuki : NOOOOOO KYSKUSKUS

 

Barou : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO SLEEEEEEPPPPPPP

 

Hiori : How abt u stay   awake and concoct a plan to kiss aryu  

 

Rin : “concoct” 

 

Yuki : Bro thinks hes Shakespeare 

 

Barou : Im going to kill you guys 

 

Hiori :

 

Yuki :