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Summary:

Trending on Twitter: Ottawa Centaurs Captain, Ilya Rozanov, tells a middle-aged woman to kill herself.

OR: In 2026, a Shane Hollander hate account called "RachelleisReeding" gains traction. Shane's husband wants to have some words.

Notes:

Disclaimer: All of the characters in this work are fictional. Not based on real events.

Credit to lonelycowboi on Twitter for the fic prompt!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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ESPN ✔️ @ESPN

Hockey player Shane Hollander opens up about dealing with disordered eating in a new interview:  

“I don’t think people realize how isolating it can feel when your relationship with food, or with your body, gets complicated,” Shane said, pausing for a moment before continuing. “It’s something a lot more people deal with than you’d expect, even if you don’t see it from the outside.” “I’m not here to get into personal specifics. But I do think it’s important to say this; people deserve support. If someone is struggling with it, they’re not alone. And it doesn’t make them weak or broken or anything like that.”

Full interview linked below!

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Rachelle @Rachelleisreeding

“People deserve support,” but your husband literally spoke about depression last year. Maybe start there instead of attention seeking. 

ESPN ✔️ @ESPN

Hockey player Shane Hollander opens up about dealing with disordered eating in a new interv..

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Sadie P @picsbysadiie

You dropped this 👑

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Daniella Wright @starschase14

Men are so selfish these days. Poor Ilya!

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Tommy V @rinkratvibes

like can we stop acting like every emotional interview is groundbreaking… dude literally just answered a question

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

genuinely how do you freaks keep coming up with these takes 😭😭

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

at your grown age too..

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Kitty kat 🐈‍⬛ @dequack

not to act like I know Ilya personally but i just know he would have loved this tweet. He probably felt very seen.

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Marina Rozanov 🔥 @Ilyaloverrr

So happy to see people speaking up about this. Shane had the audacity to talk about support systems in that longgg interview without bringing up his husband's struggles. So so disappointed in him.

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HOLLANOV DOWN @shilyanya

are you stupid?? 😭 this interview was meant to show how important it is to speak up about EDs and how it can affect people's lives. y'all are crazy

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Exactly, Marina. I expected Shane to support his husband's struggles publicly but no. he had to make it all about himself.

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

they're really on twitter saying Ilya would've loved seeing people burn Shane at the stake 

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angela 🎬 @hollanovcocaine

i saw that ugh. the amount of likes is so disturbing :((

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

yeah i hope shane doesn’t see any of this… opening up about stuff like this is already so hard and these weirdos are just making it worse ☹️

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may @shanebug

oomf wdym??

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

there's a 40 years old woman calling Shane selfish for speaking ab his ED

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may @shanebug

say ur lying right now 

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

baby i wish😭 dmd you the link

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lorena 💋 Ilya's mouth guard @roz8

wait send it to me too pls

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Rachelle @Rachelleisreeding

Honestly the more I think about it the more it feels like a PR interview . If this was real vulnerability he wouldn’t need a camera crew for it.

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Marina Rozanov 🔥 @Ilyaloverrr

Yes, it feels very staged. He probably wanted people to focus on his sob story instead of Ilya's mental health speech from a few months ago.

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s @rszanovs

all excited to open twitter after seeing new shaney content just to be greeted with braindead freaks on the tl

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celina @shaneilyabot

and the fact it's all Ilyacels too😭 likeee sorry to break it to you losers but Ilya would unplug your life support to charge his husband's third toothbrush 

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s @rszanovs

exactly like let's put our thinking caps on!

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

are you guys seeing this shit..

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Hayden 🔒 @haydepike

Jackie sent me a link to that tweet. People are officially losing it 😭

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

no actually. did you talk to shane recently? he's not answering my texts

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Hayden 🔒 @haydepike

No but he's probably used to this kinda stuff. He's okay.

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

bitch dpmo

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Hayden 🔒 @haydepike

?

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

what exactly makes you think viral tweets dragging your vulnerability are ok?? 

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Hayden 🔒 @haydepike

I didn't mean it like that 

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Hayden 🔒 @haydepike

Ur right 

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding 

Shane sounds so stupid every time he opens his mouth with that fake therapy talk. no wonder ilya looked bored out of his mind next to him in the last presser 😂😂

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nia ⋆˚꩜。 @spidershaney

the way y’all will say anything just to hate on him… he was literally opening up about something really personal and you’re mocking him for it. fuck off

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may @shanebug

“fake therapy talk” and he's just using actual words to describe his struggles?? you people are deranged 

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Marina Rozanov 🔥 @Ilyaloverrr

No she's right though 😂 Ilya actually looks so checked out when Shane starts talking. He deserves someone more fun.

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Gia Brown @sameflowe3r

Ilya should just file for divorce and leave his boring husband 🤣 Svetlana is a much better choice.

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Svetlana ✔️ @SvetlanaVetrova

why'd he say fuck me for ?

⤷ Gia Brown @sameflowe3r

Ilya should just file for divorce and leave his boring husband 🤣 Svetlana is a much better choice.

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laniebear ᢉ𐭩 @hollanchild

Ilya can't handle allat.. give me one chance pleasepleasepleasepls

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emma @twinkrisen

calling a guy stupid for speaking openly about mental health is crazy work. Shane handled that interview with so much grace :(

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celina ❀ @shaneilyabot

oh y'all are actually vile

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celina ❀ @shaneilyabot

waste of space truly.

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may @shanebug

the projection is actually crazy. Ilya has literally said multiple times how proud he is of shane, trying to change the narrative like that ain't gonna work btw

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

they're saying you hate your husband on the tl @IlyaRozanov81 

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may @shanebug

plss sky i need him to whack that khia

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elaine 🩰 @swiftangell

hockeytwt continues to be a mess

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riley | IN MOURNING @taydirect

what happened now 

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elaine 🩰 @swiftangell

idk oomf i don't even go there but. i saw people dragging the pretty bottom player

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riley | IN MOURNING @taydirect

wait lemme go and be nosy 

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

Oh and they keep going 

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sveta 🔒 @lanatalks

seriously worried for harris' mental state once Ilya finally sees these tweets 

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

please don't speak this into existence

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Ilya 🔒@shaneholelander

see what tweets

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sveta 🔒 @lanatalks

don't worry about it sweetie ❤️

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

it's like summoning satan's family tree i swear 

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

sveta vauge tweeting as if i can't google search myself 

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sveta 🔒 @lanatalks

please don't.

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celina @shaneilyabot

Ilya just liked my tweet. It's so Over.

⤷ celina @shaneilyabot

and the fact it's all Ilyacels too😭 likeee sorry to break it to you losers but Ilya would unplug your life support to charge his husband's third toothbrush 

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laniebear ᢉ𐭩 @hollanchild

OOMF WDYMM HE LIKED UR TWEET

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celina @shaneilyabot

it took me 40 minutes to calm down but yeah😭😭 

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celina @shaneilyabot

now we just need to sit back and observe 

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

a guy can't daydream about dropping to his knees for his intelligent husband anymore. because of Woke.

Rachelle @RachelleisReeding 

Shane sounds so stupid every time he opens his mouth with that fake therapy talk. no wonder ilya looked bored out of his mind next to him in the last presser 😂😂

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may @shanebug

IJBOLLLWHJWNSB

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sveta 🔒 @lanatalks 

Shane is genuinely going to deport ur ass

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nia ⋆˚꩜。 @spidershaney

GET HER AGAIN FOR ME PLSPLSPLS 

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skylar @shanesgirl24

I'm actually crying who taught you that word

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Troy B ✔️ @troybarret

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celina @shaneilyabot

HES NOT A REAL PERSON

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celina @shaneilyabot

also I'm so so sorry for your incoming heart attack @HarrisDrover7

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Ilya is under such heavy manipulation that he can't see how badly his husband treats him. Shane Hollander you will rot in hell.

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victoria 🩰 @ilyapie

baby the Crowell check cannot be that good 

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angela 🎬 @hollanovcocaine

i do sometimes wonder if you can hear yourself 

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Marina Rozanov 🔥 @Ilyaloverrr

i hope there will come a day where he breaks free from that man.

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emma @twinkrisen

YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR MEDS PEOPLE 

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leila 🪽 @censdaughter

damn i want whatever cheap shit you smoked before tweeting this 

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katie @rozabear

this is activating my boymom gene oh shane hollander I WILL PROTECT U

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

@RachelleisReeding does your husband know you are 6ft deep up my asshole? 

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skylar @shanesgirl24 

mhm no but i volunteer as tribute 

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

are you actively trying to end your career?

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jenna is down @oasisship

harris is somewhere clutching his chest n hyperventilating i guarantee it 

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24 tramp stamp @shaneydoll

like Ilya baby the PR team is on all fours begging you to stop 

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may @shanebug

never change😭😭😭

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

genuinely what is your issue man @shaneholelander

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

this woman is my problem 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

what woman?

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

hello shanya light of my life 😍😍😍 i missed youu🔥❤️❤️

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shane 🔒 @holedup

Baby it's been 4 hours at most

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shane 🔒 @holedup

Also check your messages. The vet said anya's fine, we're on our way home.

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

aw yay!! also please mute your notifs while you're at it 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

What have you done @shaneholelander

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

I plead the fifth RAHHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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shane 🔒 @holedup

Pick up your phone.

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contact name: Shanya <3

 

received:

Stop declining my calls.

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delete that tweet!!

sent:

why

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You can't tweet stuff like that, Ilya.

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We've talked about this!!

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i was defending my husband's honor 

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she was saying crazy things about you

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I know. I saw it.

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And as hurtful as it is, as long as you and I know the truth, I don't care.

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of course i know the truth 

received:

Then promise me you'll leave it be. 

received:

The previous tweets are already out, just don't post any more

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Okay?

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baby

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Not the time for pet names

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I'm serious!!

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no

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i am calling you a baby

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is insult

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katie@rozabear

It's been 12 hours of radio silence from that woman #blessed 

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may @shanebug

mass healings on the tl

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katie ♡ @rozabear

now the only thing missing is hollanov pregnancy announcement 

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may @shanebug

it's coming i can confirm. I was their chosen surrogate.

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

why surrogacy when Shane can carry it?

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may @shanebug

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may @shanebug

OOMF ARE YOU SEEIJBF THISWNWN

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katie ♡ @rozabear

IM SHAKING SO BAADAKWN WHAT

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

This is so embarrassing for you. Your weird husband can barely hold a normal conversation and now you're tweeting like a freak too. 

He's clearly rubbing off on you in the worst way.

⤷ Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

why surrogacy when Shane can carry it?

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lottie 🌑 @aesthetic_truth

not the Mpreg police 

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✮⋆˙nello .✦ ݁˖ @calledmeafag

went to loserville and everybody said they sick of your ass

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

Shane rubbing off on me ungh keep going 

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

don't stop I'm almost there 

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maya 📷 @jadesstorrir

IM SICK OF YOUUJQNSN😭

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

do you want me to kill myself be honest 

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lorena 💋 Ilya's mouth guard @roz8

ON MAIN TOOKSHJANS WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

sorry. I wasn't loved as a child.

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may @shanebug

the tl is in actual shambles 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

Why do i even bother 

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

you gotta admit it was funny😭😭

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shane 🔒 @holedup

Tell that to the 6 missed calls from my mom.

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

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shane 🔒 @holedup

The only thing i need from you is signed divorce papers 

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

love it when you're strict kotenok

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

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Ilya Rozanov Updates ✔️ @IlyaRUpdates

i need to retire 

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

Shane rubbing off on me ungh keep going 

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echo @R0ZYSIL0MIL0

like he's not right in the head😭😭

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maria 💋🍒 @reidat2am

they're strapping him to the chair at media training bootcamp rn 

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Harris Drover ✔️ @HarrisDrover7

Whatever @SabrinaAnnLynn said about third wheeling 🫩

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medina @deansilyas

i'm tryna get twin towered

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✮⋆˙nello .✦ ݁˖ @calledmeafag

forgive her father for sexualizing a national tragedy.. the dick be that good fr

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Replying to @HarrisDrover7

celina @shaneilyabot

harris i see what you did there ur not slick😭😭😭

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may @shanebug

likeesnhzh posting hollanov is not gonna make us forget Ilya cumming on main

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Sabrina Carpenter ✔️ @SabrinaAnnLynn

I'd make a joke but i'm too busy staring. Cuties.

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katie ♡ @rozabear

insert the multiverse is real?? peter parker reaction video

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Replying to @HarrisDrover7

flo ⊹ @hudpity

just thank you thank you thank you @troybarrett your bf deserves to get his ass ate 

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nina@sabridown

WAITT HELLOO WHO ARE THEY 

Sabrina Carpenter ✔️ @SabrinaAnnLynn

I'd make a joke but i'm too busy staring. Cuties.

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daria | kinda ia @livbrinna

shane hollander and Ilya rozanov!! they r the nhl's hockey husbands 

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nina ♡ @sabridown

ohhh i might have to get into hockey now 

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Shane clutching Ilya for dear life physically and literally cause he knows he's completely irrelevant without him🤣🤣

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mia 🐾 @DJ4RINS

3 times stanley cup winner and ambassador to every brand out there but you gonna call him irrelevant.. Right right 

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Replying to @RachelleisReeding

✩ˊ˗ @martymauser

mama Ilya is NOT going to fuck you

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mimi IS SEEING LIV @oliviarozanova

jhfsnjw like she's highkey self inserting 😭😭

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✩ˊ˗ @martymauser

she hates on shane cause she feels like the other woman fr 

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mimi IS SEEING LIV @oliviarozanova

I CANT BREATHEJWKW

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emma @twinkrisen

quick name 5 people who genuinely enjoy being around you

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

find the nearest gun and make good use of it

Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Shane clutching Ilya for dear life physically and literally cause he knows he's completely irrelevant without him🤣🤣

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

oh he don't play about his man😭

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may @shanebug

THIS WAS EVERYTHING I ORDERED 

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

BITCHHSNJQ

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dani ✉︎ @SHANEBERRY

OOOO YOU GON GET IN TROUBLEEEEEEE 

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

Man fuck you

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

Catch that resignation letter on your desk by Monday.

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shane hollander's jock strap @rozsnv

i'm quarter deaf in my right eye did Ilya just tell a senior citizen to k¥s..

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shane 🔒 @holedup

why was that so hot

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shane 🔒 @holedup

2ish hours until Ilya gets back from the meeting i'm about to die

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Replying to @holedup

sveta is #done 🔒 @lanatalks

"hot" and it's your husband encouraging gun violence

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

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sveta is #done 🔒 @lanatalks

fuck off

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

moya lyubov don't make me hard

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

harris and interviewer guy would not appreciate being sexually harassed this early in the morning  

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rosie 🔒 @actorgirl22

FREAKS YALL HAVE PRIVATE MESSAGES FOR A REASON

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

conservativeness is not a good look on you 😊

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

let's #recenter back to what's Mine 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

forever yours ☹️☹️❤️

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Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

nia ⋆˚꩜。 @spidershaney

everything is blurry cause the hollanov coke got in my eyes 

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Replying to @IlyaRozanov81 and @spidershaney

nia ⋆˚꩜。 @spidershaney

need to keep it together😭😭😭😭😭😭😭what's mine😭😭😭😭

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leila 🪽 @censdaughter

"what's mine" i just let out a moan

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anna HOLLANOV DOWN @prtycrier

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victoria 🩰 @ilyapie

oh rachelle don't make that face!

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Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Ilya shouldn't let his genes go to waste like that all because of that ugly man.

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Marina Rozanova 🔥 @Ilyaloverrr

This!! it's so sad and could be solved so quickly :(

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may @shanebug

racist freakk just know your day will come

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skylar@shanesgirl24

lol i'm high as fuck i thought she said that thee shane hollander is ugly 🤣🤣🤣

Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Ilya shouldn't let his genes go to waste like that all because of that ugly man

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laniebear ᢉ𐭩 @hollanchild

rightt because i KNOW you're not calling #1 hottest nhl player Ugly

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chlo 𐙚⋆.˚@sabrozanov

like hell no this just pmo.. hold on

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Ilya Rozanov retweeted

chlo 𐙚⋆ @sabrozanov

Since yall wanna be assholes to Shane. Rachelle Thompson, LA 172.98.245.67

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chlo 𐙚⋆ @sabrozanov

And i'm not even joking

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skyler ♡ @shanesgirl24

OOMFJQNNAJEEN ILYA RETWEETED😭😭 

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alli @paperpl4ne

@luigimangione boy do i have a job for you 

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katie ♡ @rozabear

Ilya delivering dead animals to her doorstep as we speak 

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

when you put the overprotective Ilya fries on top of the Rachelle endings burger

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celina ❀ @shaneilyabot

#BLESSED #THANKYOUFATHER

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may @shanebug

Rachelle loses a year of her life for every question you answer @IlyaRozanov81

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may @shanebug

what's your favorite sex position 

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Replying to @shanebug

24 tramp stamp @shaneydoll

oomf😭😭 no way he's gonna answer this 

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may @shanebug

 sister #watchthisspace

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laniebear ᢉ𐭩 @hollanchild

you rn 

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may @shanebug

oh okay let’s make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there

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GQ Magazine ✔️ @GQMagazine

"The best time of my life started when i met my husband. He is so smart and beautiful, and i am so very proud of him," says Ilya Rozanov in an exclusive interview about dinner dates, staying in shape during off-season and Russian literature!

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s @rszanovs

DADDYS HOMEEEE🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

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lottie 🌑 @aesthetic_truth

ILYA SAYING THAT HE READS RUSSIAN POETRY TO SHANENWNSH LORD TAKE ME IM READY 

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Replying to @GQMagazine

s @rszanovs

one hair tie, pack of cigs and some privacy 

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skylar ♡ @shanesgirl24

"How do you you stay in such good shape?" "Shane and I do a lot of exercise" BITCHHH WE BEEN KNOW

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celina @shaneilyabot

pull your boxers down we need to talk.

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shane 🔒 @holedup

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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shane 🔒 @holedup

my husband getting to tell the world about our love 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

I used to pray for a time like this. like genuinely 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

Я люблю тебя. Я расскажу Вселенной о тебе.

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

wife is happy so now i can keep terrorizing twitter ❤️ 

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shane 🔒 @holedup

ILYA NO

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may @shanebug

what's your favorite sex position

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

missionary so we can keep trashing on metr*s 15th best player 😊

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may @shanebug

oh but i hurdddd @shaneydoll

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Replying to @shanebug and @IlyaRozanov81

24 tramp stamp @shaneydoll

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Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

Hayden Pike ✔️ @HaydenPike

You're not far behind on that list.

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️@IlyRozanov81

big talk from a guy who can't remember to pull out

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may @shanebug

AHHJWHAJQJHBSBBSNS

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24 tramp stamp @shaneydoll

Ilya replied to oomfs tweet.. twice.. What Is Going On 

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sarah ᭝ ᨳଓ ՟ @hollanova

he's so witty i need to queen out with him 

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may @shanebug

NATT ITS SO SICK😭😭😭😭

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Replying to @shaneydoll

may @shanebug

like getting him to tell us his favorite position was nawt in my cards. at all

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mia 🐾 @DJ4RINS

i hope the crowd holds you up to him at next week's game like people hold babies up to the pope

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

can you pick up your phone and delete those fucking tweets 😭 @shaneholelander

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

English Is Not my First Language. Can't read Allat Sorry.

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

you're the reason i'm constantly put on suicide watch 

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Ilya 🔒 @shaneholelander

is that really how you speak to an underprivileged immigrant..? 🥺

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harris 🔒 @overworkedDad

you need some serious therapy

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

alexa play Sorry by Justin Bieber 

Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

find the nearest gun and make good use of it

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

are you happy @HarrisDrover7

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Harris Drover ✔️ @HarrisDrover7

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katie ♡ @rozabear

when you get to the unserious competition but Ilya Rozanov is already there

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s @rszanovs

you're doing amazing sweetie 

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Ilya Rozanov ✔️ @IlyaRozanov81

Jokes aside, I do want to say this.

If you’re attacking my husband thinking you’re doing it for me, stop.

Shane is the best person in my life. He is the man I love most in this world. Any hate toward him doesn’t hurt anyone but me. So if you claim to love me but spread hate about him, you can go fuck yourself.

He deserves nothing but respect.

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may @shanebug

OHHHHHMWMWMS MY GOD😭😭😭😭😭😭

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celina ❀@shaneilyabot

I CTFUUUJQWN BITCH GET UP @RachelleisReeding

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Yuna Hollander ✔️ @YunaHollander

My beautiful boys ❤️ 

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Replying to @IlyaRozanov81

rae ʚᰔɞ @hollanovsluvr

Overprotective Ilya Rozanov ao3 tag enjoyers We #Up 

 

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Shane Hollander ✔️@ShaneHollander24

Я тебя очень люблю. Навсегда и всегда.

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Shane Hollander ✔️ @ShaneHollander24

Hope everyone is having a nice, lazy morning!

Rachelle @RachelleisReeding

Feeling extra bad for Ilya since he's being forced to have the most vanilla sex of his life :\

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Notes:

I had so much fun making this!
please let me know your thoughts in the comments <3

Edit: thank you for all the love😭😭 i genuinely did not expect it!!