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One day, when 1x and John Doe were cuddling together in bed, John’s stomach suddenly grumbled. John clenched his legs together and said, “1x… I’m feeling kinda gassy…”
1x suddenly had an idea.
“S1t 0n my f4c3,” he said.
John raised an eyebrow and tilted his head. “And then?” he asked.
“F4rt 0n m3. 1f 7h4t’s wh47 y0u w4n7, 0f c0ur53.”
The robloxian’s eyes widened as he felt his face warm up. He didn’t know his boyfriend was into that kind of stuff, but John felt as if he was about to burst and quickly nodded.
“Should… should I keep my pants on?”
“T4k3 y0ur p4n7s 4nd und3rw34r 0ff,” 1x ordered. John obeyed and quickly took off his pants and underwear as he felt a few small farts coming out. Now, 1x was lying down on John’s side as John shoved his plump ass in the hacker’s face.
“Hah… I’ve never done this before, 1x,” John nervously stated.
“1t w1ll b3 f1n3,” 1x reassured the worried robloxian.
John was about to respond, but he just couldn’t hold it in anymore and let a big, wet fart out on 1x’s face. 1x blushed as John moaned and squeezed out another loud, smelly fart. John’s cheeks spread, trapping 1x inside his ass.
Speaking of 1x, the hacker began to lick the robloxian’s asscrack as he let out yet another series of wet, bubbly farts. As John farted, though, small drops of piss began to come out.
“1x…” John moaned as he pressed a finger to his bladder. Then, warm, yellow streams of piss began to flood 1x’s mouth as the robloxian farted. John spread his shaking legs as piss began to slide down 1x’s torso.
John shifted his body so that the piss covered 1x’s entire face.
Meanwhile, 1x, who was now covered with urine, was drinking the salty yellow liquid like it was ambrosia nectar.
Then, John let out an enormous fart, letting an even bigger stream of piss come out. 1x’s hands reached out to press down on John’s bladder so even more smelly farts and piss came out.
When John’s bladder finally emptied and his thighs and 1x’s face were slick with piss, the robloxian got up, urine dripping down from his ass onto 1x’s torso, and said nervously,
“We both might need to take a shower after this one.”