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shadow milk feeds black sapphire fucking microplastics (and MORE!)

Summary:

HAM

Notes:

Ao3 this isn’t placeholder I promise you don’t take this down and airstrike my account for an entire month again

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Chapter 1: Why

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𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓂧𓄿𓈖 𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓂧𓄿𓈖 𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓂧𓄿𓈖 𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓂧𓄿𓈖 𓊪𓅂𓈖𓇋𓋴 𓅓𓄿𓈖 𓂧𓄿𓈖

“Tomato is peak” Black Sapphire said.

“LOOK TRIPLE T DREW THIS FOR ME” Candy apple threw the drawing at his face

“It stinks like Payjay”

“WAHHHHH”

“Why is blud crying💀” shadow milf has become me in 2023

“HE CALLED MY TRIPLE TIT DRAWING STUPID DADDY SHADOW DILF COOKIE”

“Thats it get over here you gonna eat”

“Really?”

“Microplastics”

“WHAT.”

“Eat up manwhore”

Black Sapphire then fucking died

Raspberry Mousse:

I can remember when you left Kilkenny
And you told me, "I'll return next year"
I never meant to hold you to your promise
And the years went by and I'm still here
So you left for the city, I hope you like it there
You're only here now to see the Village Fair
You're just here for the music, that's all, or could it be
You miss the good old times when you danced with me
So is the outside world as you imagined?
Was it worth it, severing the ties?
Happy to see me or a bit embarrassed?
There's a darkness deep in your blue eyes
So you left for the city, I hope you like it there
You're only here now to see the Village Fair
You're just here for the music, that's all, or could it be
You miss the good old times when you danced with me
When you danced with me
I miss the good old times when you danced with me

 

Black sapphire comes back to life for 0.69 seconds.

“HE KNOWS BALL”

He died again

Rose Cookie shows up

“Fall for me sluts”

“I’m 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 fuck you” raspberry mousse said awesomely

Also Marshmallow Cookie and Beet Cookie are making OUT.

OH FUCK THEYRE SCISSORING CUT THE CAMERA-