Archive of Our Own

Notes:

This matter is a foolish debate to begin with. Methinks it's just such a nice middle ground that absolutely deserves more appreciation-- everyone goes on and on about waxed / shaven / or just straight up forest, butbut hear me out-- trimmed pubes are delightful! It's got the manoeuvrability of a shaven treat so it's a breeze to navigate, however, still, it hasn't the prepubescent appearance that seems to be the main issue. It's got this manoeuvre of a shaven treat On top of that, they look neat-- imo, this is the best a genital region can ever look. It’s adult, it’s fashionable, and it’s accessible to everyone with a pair of scissors and a little confidence!
The process is soooo damn satisfying, one could do it for hours (on oneself or on anybody else alike), perfecting it to the point of utter brilliance. At the end of the day, you get the lightness of a trim while retaining the essential characteristics of a bush. In other words, a bush without the gross implications: no stream of urine down a tuft, no sweat clinging, and--most importantly--the ability to scratch an itch (of any kind!) without hindrance.
No less significant is the fact that it’s a mark of a virile, mature human being--unlike its bald counterpart! You don’t see an udder or a camel toe in the mirror. No, what you behold is a well-kept forest nestled between two steep mountains--Tate, Haku, and in some cases Fuji-and a river flows between them, easy to navigate, with no branches to thread through. No monkeys or other pests steal the joy of sailing, and all in all, the wind is pleasant, the horizon clear (but not too clear, lest it unsettle anyone), and the river can wash over the shore freely, fertilising the land.
There are no disadvantages whatsoever! No asshole itch, no rash after shaving, no need for pink tax, no need to buy anything at all since all households have scissors (although it is still preferable one gives them a through rinse right afterwards). It is a choice for everywoman, democracy in its purest form, equality in every sense -- amongst peoples as well as the hairs in length and stature. This is the punto óptimo, the apotheosis of balance & beauty, and everyone and their cat should consider this choice with little hesitation as its excellence has been proven by generations past and will endure for generations to come! Even aborigines know a good tree is a well-tended one. Not its absence, nor the measly state of overgrowth.
I also rather enjoy the inherently sapphic implication of it all-- just really HEAR the phrase -- scissors, down there! It is indeed a most sophisticated choice one can make, and I urge everyone to embrace it now! It takes less than 6 minutes to join the ranks of the esteemed & tasteful individuals!
This is not a command but this is a call to action--
consider!
Public hair is like a flag-- you don’t want to raise it unwittingly, lest it be used against you!
May you all find the truth, & do so with vigour and reasoned thought.
Trimming is caring, it's left-wing, it's the new direction that puts people before means-- hence, trim-mean-g. As anti-establishment as it gets. Shaving is rightwing. Bush is oral ambush and centrist. Choose wisely between the three very different paths.
Sapphics, lesbians or any other wlw individuals should, accept this as the golden standard of genital grooming!
TRIMMED PUBIC HAIR SUPREMECY IS THE FINAL STAGE OF HUMAN GROOMING EVOLUTION!
imo