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Unknown: hey Y/N
You: ?? who is this and how did u get my number?
Unknown: aw you don't remember? the lucky leprechaun two nights ago?
You: i remember going to the lucky leprechaun but that's about it. who r u?
Unknown: sheesh. that sucks doesn't it
You: well i mean i guess? its not like it sucks for me since idk u
Unknown: we could just ask each other questions
You: I've never been good at truth questions
Unknown: so dare me ;)
You: delete my number
Unknown: wtf no
Unknown: you really thought id do it?
You: lmao no but i was j hoping u would
Unknown: you're feisty: i like it
You: its a shame i don't like u
Unknown: thats kinda rude considering you don't even know me
Unknown: well, i should really say you don't even remember me
You: ur probably disgusting anyways lmao
Unknown: id gladly disagree
You: of course u would. u seem v egotistic
Unknown: you know me so well!!
You: can u tell me what ur name is?
Unknown: tell me what you think i look like and what you think my name is
You: okay fine
You: ur name is Ass Crack Higgins and u r short and have no hair
Unknown: close
You: ????
Unknown: my name is actually Butt Crack Higgins
You: i figured
Unknown: im joking
You: i figured
Unknown: guess again and be serious this time
You: fine
You: umm ur name is Craig and u have a blonde fauxhawk and ur average height
Unknown: I'm actually dying
Unknown: you think i have a fauxhawk
Unknown: kill me pls
You: u told me to guess
You: just tell me
Unknown: fine ill tell you a little
Unknown: i have brown hair and brown eyes and I'm 5'9
You: eh
Unknown: eh?
You: kinda sounds like the rest of the male population
Unknown: well sorry for not having a blonde fauxhawk
You: name??
Unknown: ill give you a random nickname instead: beebo