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Quiet footsteps can be heard against a wooden floor and the sound of a door that slowly opens. A sigh of relief slips out of a pair of lips before the owner's footsteps disappears away from the door. They travel towards another door where they're soon met up by a figure that lays its skeleton arms around the person's waist.
"Was Nathan hard to put to sleep tonight? You were in there longer than usual."
"Not harder than it usually is except for that he for some reason decided he wanted to play thousand questions."
"He's just turned five. A lot of things are happening in his brain right now that he needs to get an outlet for."
"I know that, but it's just so typical that he thinks he should vent it when it's time for bed. I am completely mentally exhausted, Skulduggery. You know that I don't like using my brain unnecessarily. That's what I have you around for."
Skulduggery Pleasant laughs and his wife Valkyrie Cain gives him a tired smile while her body is filled with warmth. Despite having the big honour of calling Skulduggery her husband for almost ten years and having a son with him, she still some days can't understand how she's been so lucky. When she and Skulduggery started to date just to then become husband and wife, she had never been able to believe she would find herself where she is today.
Magic was truly fantastical. If it weren't for it, she wouldn't have been able to create a biological family together with Skulduggery. Then she also had China Sorrows to thank, since she had upgraded Skulduggery's façade to being able to give him a fully functional human body whenever he wanted to.
Valkyrie stands up on her toes, gives Skulduggery's skeleton teeth a kiss and then walks over to the bed where she sits down on the edge of the bed. She slowly starts to undress while she lets out a small yawn. She can feel her husband's gaze wander over her body while she takes off her clothes, and it makes a pleasant (no pun intended) shiver to find its way down her spine.
"You are still as beautiful now as you were when we first started to date." Skulduggery tilts his head to the side and watches his wife for a minute before he continues by saying "I even believe you are even more beautiful now, how that can be possible."
"Easy: I've always been naturally beautiful."
"You have," Skulduggery admits with a smile in his voice.
Valkyrie laughs while she lays down in bed and pulls the blanket over herself. She closes her eyes and relaxes. Her breathing starts to become slower, and she feels how her body is getting ready for sleep. She can hear how her husband also undresses and it doesn't take long before he lays down next to her. His bony arms find their way around her body and presses her closer against his cool bones.
"I love you, Valkyrie Cain," Skulduggery whispers in his wife's ear and slowly starts to caress her stomach and arm with his skeletal fingers.
Valkyrie shivers of pleasure and smiles. "I love you too, Skulduggery Pleasant."
Skulduggery presses his teeth against the back of Valkyrie's neck which makes her giggle. She turns her head against her husband and opens her eyes so she can look into his black eye sockets. She caresses his cheekbone with her fingertips, which makes Skulduggery shiver. Despite the fact that they've explored each other's bodies countless times during the years that's passed since they started dating, Valkyrie still gets fascinated over the fact that Skulduggery can feel something else but pain.
Especially since the day his façade got fully upgraded, which has made them both extremely happy, since it has led to many unforgettable nights together.
Skulduggery bends forward and presses his teeth against Valkyrie's lips. She immediately answers by pressing her lips against him. She can feel how Skulduggery's fingers that just now have been stroking her stomach start to wander downwards to her hips and then to the inside of her thighs. She moans low against his teeth, which makes him chuckle against her lips.
"Imagine that it still after all these years is so easy to make you melt under my touch," Skulduggery whispers against his wife's throat which he has started to nibble, which makes Valkyrie moan again. "Careful. If you're going to sound like that, you'll wake Nathan."
"If that happens it's your fault. You know exactly what to do and say to make me fire on all cylinders," Valkyrie whispers back and lets her tongue wander over Skulduggery's cervical vertebra, which makes him moan low in her ear. "And who's being loud now?"
"Touche, my dear wife."
They continue to caress each other's bodies slowly and enjoy being able to give each other so much pleasure by only simple caresses. They keep as quiet as they can and moan into each other's bodies if they can't keep it in.
"It was a while since I last got to explore your body," Skulduggery whispers and nibbles one of Valkyrie's breasts.
"Mm … Yes, I've missed this …" Valkyrie moans low and presses her chest against Skulduggery's teeth. "Please Skulduggery, don't stop. I want you …"
"You will have me as well, Valkyrie. Eventually."
"You tease!"
Skulduggery laughs and lets two of his fingers sink in between Valkyrie's legs, which makes her gasp. He starts to massage her inside slowly while he oscillates between her breasts, shoulder, throat, and earlobe which he nibbles. His wife presses herself against his fingers and bites her lips as not to moan aloud.
"Good girl," Skulduggery praises her, which makes Valkyrie smile.
"Which form do you want me to take you in this time?" Skulduggery asks while he presses his fingers deeper inside his wife's vagina, which makes her gasp loud.
"God, Skulduggery …" gasp-whispers Valkyrie and grips his shoulders hard. "If you continue like that, I will come before you have time to envelop me with your dick …"
"God, I love it when you talk dirty, Valkyrie."
Valkyrie smiles, presses her fingertips against Skulduggery's façade tattoos and kisses his now human lips. She can feel his need against her stomach and let's one of her hands enclose it. She slowly starts to move her hand up and down along his member, which makes Skulduggery moan against her lips.
"I know that and I have the proof in my hand right now."
Skulduggery does not answer her but instead bites Valkyrie's lower lip while he pulls out his fingers from her vagina. He instead lays his hands around her hips and positions himself on top of her before he lays his hard length against her opening. He looks into his wife's eyes when he slowly lets himself sink into her wet desire that immediately envelops him in that way that makes his whole body fill with a desire that he still cannot get enough of after all these years.
If you haven't gotten the chance to have normal, human sex for several hundreds of years you have a lot to catch up on, after all.
None of them moves for a few seconds but just enjoys the feeling of being one with each other. Skulduggery is completely buried inside Valkyrie. Both are gasping and shakes a little while Valkyrie holds Skulduggery so they can come even closer.
Skulduggery starts a rhythm that is slow but at the same time powerful. Each time he presses himself inside Valkyrie he does so with a hard push that makes her shiver from pleasure under him. She bends her head backwards and gasps while her nails press into his skin and leaves red marks behind.
"You are wonderful, Valkyrie."
"And you are amazing, Skulduggery … I love the feeling of having your dick deep buried inside me. You always find my most sensitive spots and knows how to exploit them to give me absolute pleasure," Valkyrie answers and kisses Skulduggery hungrily.
Skulduggery kisses her back and continues with his slow torture, because he knows that Valkyrie wants him to increase the speed. He on the other hand wants to try to drag this out as long as possible since he knows that there is always a chance that Nathan can wake up and need attention.
Valkyrie lays her legs around Skulduggery and starts to move her hips quickly back and forth over his limb, which makes them both moan low in each other's mouths. Not being able to show the other exactly how much they enjoy the other's body and not being able to move the way they both want to for fear of making too much noise, which in turn can wake their son up is frustrating, which in turn makes their movements desperate and frustrated.
Skulduggery's grip around Valkyrie's hips hardens a bit and he speeds things up while he buries his head in her neck to mute the sounds he's making. Valkyrie in turn buries her head in his hair and presses even harder against him every time he presses himself inside her. Both their bodies is covered in a thin layer of sweat and they shake vigorously now.
After a while Valkyrie pulls away from Skulduggery's hair and lays one of her hands on his chest. Skulduggery lifts his head and looks at his wife with a raised eyebrow. Valkyrie gives him a quick kiss on the mouth before she pulls away from him. She turns around so she stands on all four before she positions her wet vagina against Skulduggery's hard cock.
Skulduggery lays his hands around her hips again and bends over her back so he can whisper in his wife's ear, which makes her shiver. "Are you sure about this, darling? You usually have a hard time controlling yourself when we do the doggy …"
Valkyrie laughs low and grips Skulduggery's cock. "Yes, I can control myself. Now take me."
"Always as impatience," Skulduggery answers and gives her neck a kiss before he presses himself hard and quick inside his wife.
Valkyrie gasps and must bite her lip as not to moan out loud. She soon finds the rhythm that Skulduggery has set and the pleasure that flows through her makes her shake. Her whole nerve system feels as if it's burning and she has to force herself not to scream out loud. Instead, she moves quick and hard back and forth along Skulduggery's limb and she can both hear and feel that he has almost as hard as her to keep quiet.
They continue to press themselves hard and quick against each other and Valkyrie must bite her lip not to moan out loud. Skulduggery has managed to find her g-spot. She can feel how her pleasure skyrockets and how her orgasm builds up for every new push. She gasps quickly now and cannot stop a moan from slipping out.
"Skulduggery, oh my god … I'm close …"Valkyrie moans and presses harder against him.
She doesn't know how he does it but Skulduggery increases the speed even more and presses himself even harder against her. Valkyrie feels how the orgasm is just out of reach and she can no longer hold back, despite Skulduggery laying one of his hands over her mouth to silence her. He presses on the right spot, in the right way which gives her absolute pleasure!
"Yes, yes … Just like that …" Valkyrie says against Skulduggery's hand. She can feel that she is just a few seconds from climaxing. "Yes, I am com …"
"Mom!"
Valkyrie and Skulduggery freeze just as Skulduggery presses himself to the fullest inside her again. They can hear the sound from footsteps that are closing in quickly. Valkyrie can feel how Skulduggery is preparing to pull out of her when their bedroom door opens. She can hear her sons quick breathing at the same time that Skulduggery makes a gesture with his hand. Valkyrie feels how something soft lays over and covers them both.
Thank god that Skulduggery was quick-thinking and pulled the cover over us! Otherwise, I don't know how I would explain why his father has his cock buried deep inside my vagina.
Valkyrie takes a deep breath and turns her head so she can look at her son. He is holding his favourite stuffed animal in his arms depicting a German Shepard and his eyes are wide-open. His little body is shaking slightly, as if he's scared.
"Nathan, what's wrong? You're shaking! Has something happened?"
Despite the fact that her voice is sounding normal when she is asking her son the questions, she is completely panic-stricken inside. The thoughts are racing around, around and she wonders how she and Skulduggery are going to get out of this without having to explain to their son how he really wound up inside of her uterus.
"You were making strange noises, mom. It sounded like you were in pain and I wanted to check if something had happened to you," their son explains, heading for the bed. When he is almost there, he notices that his parents are standing in a strange position and he frowns confused. "Dad, why are you standing behind mom and why are you kneeling in front of dad, mom?"
Valkyrie opens her mouth to answer when she notices that she can't get out a single word. She closes and opens her mouth several times and understands that she must look like a fish on dry land that desperately is trying to get some oxygen. She notices how she is starting to blush, so she looks down at her pillow that lays in front of her and concentrates on breathing calmly so as not to worry her son even more.
Luckily Skulduggery is quick on his feet and answers their son's question by saying "Dad is massaging Mom's back. She was in pain, so I tried to ease her pain. That's probably what you heard, son. Dad may have pressed a little too hard on one of mom's tender spots. Sorry for waking you up."
Nathan is looking back and forth between his parents for a few seconds before he with suspicion in his voice says, "But if that's the case, then why are you both naked?"
"Because we were about to go to bed when your mom said she had a backache," Skulduggery replies, giving his son a reassuring smile. "And because it's easier for me to massage if there's no clothes in the way."
"Okay …" Nathan looks at them suspiciously for a few more seconds before shrugging and turning to leave. "Can you please try to be a little quieter, so I don't wake up again? I'm really tired."
"We will. Sorry again, sweetie. Good night and sleep well."
Nathan says goodnight and closes the door behind him when he walks out of the bedroom. When his parents hear the sound of his bedroom door closing Valkyrie can finally exhale. She turns to Skulduggery and gives him an embarrassed smile before saying, "That was uncomfortably close."
"Yeah, but thanks to my quick thinking, we won't have to teach our son about flowers and bees yet for a while," Skulduggery says, giving his wife a kiss that makes her melt. "I want to remember that we were in the middle of something before we were interrupted. I would really like to finish, but then you have to promise me that you can control yourself, honey."
In response, Valkyrie pulls away from Skulduggery before she turns around, grabbing his shoulders, and straddling him. She grabs his still hard-as-a-rock cock and strokes it slowly. Skulduggery bits his lip as not to moan out loud and Valkyrie leans forward so she can whisper in his ear.
"That shouldn't be a problem darling, because I have no intention whatsoever of stopping anytime soon." She gives her husband a mischievous smile before she once again lets herself become enveloped by him and slowly starts to ride him.