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Published:
2026-07-04
Updated:
2026-07-11
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And it almost worked

Summary:

Drevan Mentiroso, a secret agent, paid on average 5-6 thousand grand for each assassination by who he works for, Barney Ulysses. One day, Barney falls in love with the Head nurse in an infamous hospital called “Terryn's Anti Anomaly Hospital of Animals”, or TA2HA for short.

Barney pays Drevan twice, maybe even thrice times the amount if he agrees to do an unusually longer lasting request, a task lasting up to a week. However, accepting this request will change the entire future of his life instead of just a week. All because Drevan believed he was far from the type to choose romance over money, or so he did until this very week.

OR

Barney basically wants S.a to be his wingman until said wingman poser falls for the girl he's not supposed to fall for.

P.s nooooo the title isn't a tv girl ref wttttfffffff who would do thatttttt lolll

Chapter 1: Warnings and info

Chapter Text

THE STORY DOES NOT START HERE BUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! WARNINGS AND INFO BELOW.

 

 

All the full names, the hospital name and the lore mentioned in this story are NOT canon to the game and are fan-made by me. The characters in this story are not my original work. If any inspiration is made from this fanfic please ask before publishing to any social media.

 

This work will include subtle background depression, mentioned suicide, and very mild gore. If you do not want to read this, click off. If you do, please enjoy. I've put SO much dedication into writing my favourite ship <3 HeadAgent (if anyone has better names PLEASE let me steal).

 

CHARACTER INFO

I'm not forcing you to remember everyone's full names, and I'm pretty confident you'll remember who's character's first name is who's the longer you read.

Also if you think the names are weird, I think you're weird.

 

 

Head nurse: Isolde Desdemona

Secret agent: Drevan Mentiroso 

Dr Harlow: Alaric Harlow

Barney: Barney Ulysses

Nurse: Akira Mable