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MIKO WHAT THE FUCK

Summary:

bassicly my attempt at an 3 times plus one :).so basically 3 times miko tell the bots about earth(the confusing parts cause why not) and the one time jack did it

Notes:

Hey okay so if you see this () with an description inside it that means i forgot i word,English is my first langue but by fuck i can’t remember it enough to write properly it’s gonna have like 4 chapters and most chapters are short

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Sooo MOVIE TIME BI-

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“KIDS,what are you watching at THIS TIME!”shouted ratchet who was standing at the (uh what’s it called like the desk with screens,like an control desk thingy)

“NOTHING!”answered miko who was grinning.
which probably didn’t look very good for the three of them as they were crowded over raf’s computer and was clearly watching an move.

“How’d ya to get the internet to work i thought it was down”asked arcee.

Jack started to say”oh um-“”WE DOWNLOAD IT ALREADY!!” Shouted miko,interrupting jack.

“Oh i thought movies required money”said Optimus as he moved over to the (you know the balcony railing thingy so the humans could be kinda eye level with the bots)
The kids moved over a bit so Optimus could watch

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In short terms that was not an good idea as it ended up being an horror movie and they forgot to tell Optimus and an body ended up being mitulated,raf looked away instantly sand yelled”MIKOOOO CHECK THE RAITINGS NEXT TIME!”
Jack just sighed and said”soooo how does eveyone feel about horror movies?”
“Jack,why do humans watch this?”asked Optimus who had flicked between looking at ratchet with concern then back to jack with even more concern.
Before hack could answer his question Miko immediately intrrupted with”Same reason people go to haunted houses!”
“HAUNTED HOUSES?! Why are humans so foolish!”complained ratchet who had looked up from his work when he heard the commotions of them realizing they forgot to check the ratings.
Miko just responded with ”Calm down ratchet,it’s not really haunted just actors in costume and make up!they get to chase people around and try and scare them!!”
“People PAY to get scared?”asked arcee who had made her way over to check on everyone.
Miko just grinned and said”Yah!thats how they pay the actors i got to help with an haunted house one year!”
Jack just sighed and said”we know miko,you showed us an video,or well explained it to raf cause it had gore”
“Gore?” Asked bulkhead who was looking confused
“Yah gore,basically i had fake wounds and blood and i got to chase people and carry an fake chain saw around and have an cool costume”responded Miko with an grin,oh primus she better not show them some of the comstums.
“AN fake chainsaw?”
“YES!i got to be in an dress with fake blood and it looked all messy,i had an fake headwound and it looked like one of my eye was han-“
“MIKO”intrupted Jack cause no way was miko gonna discribe that without giving everyone who didn’t want to hear it an chance to leave.

Notes:

This was written when i had my first Red Bull and it’s not my first time having an energy drink duh but yah.also try and guess my age and I’ll try and write an extra chapter in for the person who guessed(it might be short as fuck and take a while cause i just struggle like that)but yah if you guess my age I’ll try and write an chapter but yah:) Red Bull is okay but i prefer monster cause it has fruity flavors

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