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@jungkooksrealgfnocap
GUYS WTF I SAW JUNGKOOK AND HIS NEW BLONDE GF COMING OUT OF A STORE WTFFFFF
@noyourenothisgf
girl your delusion ass need some check up!! we talked about this. you are not his gf and you are NOT blonde. LET HIM GO FFS
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF YOU DUMBASS I LEGIT SAW HIM WITH A GIRL LIKE A MIN AGO
@iamdonewithjrgfnc
yeah sure just like a week ago when you said you guys took a picture and it was a photo of you did with ai. girl PLEASEE seek some therapy
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
I AM SERIOUS THIS TIME I SWEAR!! I SAW HIM WITH SOMEONE WHY ARE YALL NOT BELIEVING ME!!!
@newsaboutjeonjungkook
(As a protocol we need to inform you people that we are not @jungkooksrealgfnocap and we do not associate with them. Please post comments under this post under that knowledge. And no, we will not take her words as fact again and post news about Jeon Jungkook again. We already apologized for posting an Ai photo of her and Jungkook. Thank you for your understanding.)
!!Our reliable followers sent us these photos of Jeon Jungkook and his new alleged girlfriend. We do not know her identity yet but we believe our followers will find a LEGAL way to identify her as quickly as possible. Thank you for your time.!!
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@jungkooksrealgfnocap
I TOLD YALL I SAW THEM WHAT THR HELLLL
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL MY BOYFRIEND
@jkskeyboard
SHE WASNT LYING?????
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
WHY WOULD I LIEEE
@frfrfr
who is that frfr
@enoughisenough
girl stop wiht the frfr
@frfrfr
no thanks frfr
@iamdonewithjrgfnc
OK but who is she?!!
@jkpleaseopenalivee
OMG JK IS STARTING A LIVE
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
I WILL ASK HIM ABOUT THIS BETRAYAL WTFFF
@noyourenothisgf
delusional ass
@mnijeonjungkook
Hi guys! Opening a live in 5 mins!
Like:6,4k Comment:7,5k
@jknotjk
GIRL EXPLAIN YOURSELF
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
BABY WTF HOW CAN YOU CGHEAT ON ME
@noyourenothisgf
you are shameless
@jungkooksrealgfnocap
ARE YOU IN LOVE WIH ME OR SMTHING LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ASSHOLE
@noyourenothisgf
STOP WITH THE YELLING DELUSIONAL STALKER
*mnijeonjungkook is live*
Jungkook stared at the rapidly scrolling chat. This was definitely not a good sign, from his experience with social media and streaming, this level of fast scrolling in a chat was perfect for the viewers and utterly distasteful for the streamer.
He rubbed his temples to calm himself down and think a little bit, what could possibly happen for this many people to rage and come to his live, like hungry animals? Not much came to his mind.
His focus was drawn back to his screen again by the donation sound.
*jungkooksrealgfnocap donated 100 dollars*
BABY HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME😭😭😭😭
He blankly reread the donation again and again wondering if this is a daydream or a funny nightmare because genuinely what the hell was going on with these people today?
“Okay,” he sighed with more confusion in his mind. “I’ll just check out that weird new page’ wait a second.”
He nervously opened the app and scrolled through his following list to find the weird news page he resented so much. He was confident that he didn’t do anything that would make him get cancelled for the rest of his life but he was pretty damn sure that something bizarre happened to make his chat go this crazy.
When the screen finally loaded he rolled his eyes at the warning that this page has in every one of their posts since the Ai scandal, which he could never forget, and read the “news”.
“Blonde girlfriend, what the hell?” He whispered unintentionally. Last time he checked he did not have a girlfriend let alone a blonde ona at that. So he gave in to his curiosity and tapped his finger on the linked photos, even though he thought they were definitely another Ai incident from the same girl.
But as the photo opened the brutal fact slapped him across the face. This was in fact not a poorly fabricated Ai photo, it was definitely real as it could be. Then his eyes locked on the “blonde girlfriend” and a snort escaped his lips.
While he was busy searching for the reason behind this outburst in his chat this news was already spreading like a wildfire.
…
@jiminsgf
OMG that weirdass dude has a gf
@chimchimmy
jungkook right omg i was shocked who would look at that loud ass kid
@jiminsgf
maybe it was a first date because no one could tolerate that shit for more than a day. Do you remember when he talked about a guy he had a beef with on a live and we learned that the guy was a literal 12 year old BOY??
@jiminshiii
GIRL THAT WAS S O EMBERRASING and he was like “ he disrespected me” DUDE SHUT UP YOU ARE A GROWN MANNN
@jiminsgf
he is so embarrassing i cant
@ji_minn
Guys I will start a live in ten minutes!! I will talk about the new movie Obsession and what do I think about it if you are interested please come and watch
Like:4,3k Comments:1,1k
@jimmmy
Guys someone please ask him about his opinion about jungkooks new gf i am so curious
@jiminsgf
why won’t you ask bbg
@jimmmy
i hate bear i dont even wanna think about him rn
@jiminsgf
valid
*ji_min is live*
Jimin adjusted his beanie and waved at the camera with a glowing smile. “ Hi guys! Welcome, I hope you have a good day and if you don't I wish to make your day better with my yapping session.”
After his usual greeting he took a sip out of his ice latte and started reading the chat.
@jiminsgf:jimmmy is not coming they HATE bear and doesn't want to trigger their trauma
Jimin laughed at the comment and nodded his head with agreement. “Oh believe me I hate him as well he was pissing me off from start to finish I was rooting for him to die. I hope Jimmy can come to the next live where we talk about something positive!”
He took another sip and leaned back to his chair waiting for people to come. Oh, did people come.
After just a minute or two into his live stream, people flooded to his chat and started writing non stop, he was shocked and curious about what the hell happened this time. Hoping that it was not about him.
But deep down in his gut he knew whenever his chat was going feral like right now it was definitely Jungkook’s doing. “What did that big idiot say about my lives again? If he did just ignore him gu-”
*chimchimmyy donated 50 dollars*
DUDE THAT IDIOT HAS A GF LIKE A LEGIT REAL ONE
“What?” He stared blankly at the screen, definitely flabbergasted. From the viewers point this was a total shock reaction because who in their right mind would date that big baby?
But in Jimin’s mind he was reliving the shopping spree they had today and Jungkook not listening to him about him wearing a mask to make sure nobody recognized him but the brunette was too relaxed and free minded.
So this was the end of their secret relationship, people kne- Wait.
“Girlfriend?” He asked to chat with a confused and a little bit disgusted face. “ He has a… girlfriend?”
@jkjmin: yes dude, everybody is talking about it.
@chimchimmy: yep blonde one at that
@jiminsgf: yeah bbg they were caught shopping
He read the chat's comments again and again. They thought Jungkook had a girlfriend without realizing they were talking to that girl. This was a funny twist.
“Well I mean what can I say, I am just sorry for the pretty and nice girl he is dating because you know,” He straightened up in his seat, getting ready to complain about his boyfriend. “ He is always, and I mean always complaining about everything. You guys see it in his live streams too. The only thing he does is complain, complain, complain. He always plays that stupid shooting game and screams at his computer like a kid! Oh my god do you remember the time he picked on a KID he is insane.”
He adjusted his beanie again making sure it stayed pretty on his head. Then he let out a deep sigh. “ I mean I just feel bad for the poor girl, you know she is probably so pretty too!”
Two birds and one stone.
…
“I didn’t know you guys would clock it this quick, y’all are crazy!” He went with the flow, making everyone believe that he genuinely had a real blonde girlfriend.
He leaned back on his chair, crossing his arms with a smug grin. He was happily watching the chat going feral like a mischievous old man.
@jk_cookieee: WHAT THE HELL IT WAS TRUE
@jungkooksgrealgfnocap: YOU CHEATED ON ME
@ckjk: did you see jimins live he was talking about the ‘poor girl’
The last comment caught Jungkook’s eye, poor girl you say.
“Jimin’s talking about me again? Man isn’t he obsessed with me!” He chuckled under his breath.
*@chimchimmyy donated 1 dollar*
He said, he was sorry for the poor girl who was unlucky to have a man like you dude, tbh we all are
Jungkook barked out a laugh at the donation, clapping his hands together before pointing a finger directly at the camera.
“Unlucky? Her?” He shook his head, a deeply offended but highly amused look overtaking his features. “First of all, thank you for the one dollar, but second of all, you guys have it all wrong. Jimin is just spreading fake news because he’s bitter.”
He leaned forward, propping his elbows on the desk and resting his chin in his hands. If Jimin wanted to play the pity card, Jungkook was more than ready to expose the real identity of this mysterious "blonde girlfriend" without actually exposing her.
“Let me tell you something about this 'poor, innocent girl' I was out with today,” Jungkook murmured, his voice dripping with playful malice. “She is not innocent. At all. In fact, she is the most dramatic, high maintenance human being on this planet. Do you know who made me carry six heavy designer shopping bags around the mall for three hours? Her. Do you know who pouted for three hours because her strawberry milk wasn’t in he right pink shade? Her!’”
The chat was practically vibrating now, messages flying so fast they were blurring into a solid wall of text, completely oblivious to the fact that Jungkook was literally describing Park Jimin's behavior.
“And about that twelve-year-old kid from my last stream?” Jungkook scoffed, throwing his hands up dramatically. “Jimin forgets to mention that she was sitting right next to me hyping me up, telling me, 'Go get him, don't let a middle schooler disrespect you like that!' And now he's acting like he's a saint?”
He rolled his eyes, a fond but teasing smirk pulling at the corner of his lips.
“So don't feel bad for her,” Jungkook chuckled, leaning closer to his microphone to drop his voice into a faux-serious whisper. “If anything, feel bad for me. She complains about her hair getting ruined every five minutes and she screams louder than me when she loses a game against me. She's a menace, guys. A beautiful, blonde menace.”
After his over the top speech he let out a sigh and smiled sweetly. “ That’s for me today guys! I will post about my beautiful, blonde, menace girlfriend tonight!”
And without waiting anymore he ended his live and slide down from his gamer chair. His hand finding his face and rubbing until his mind has a new, totally not troubling idea.
…
“... And he had the guts to call me a liar!” He scoffed, a cute expression taking over his face. “Well you all know you can not trust a man who calls his perfectly reasonable girlfriend a menace you know! How rude is that?!”
Click.
Because he was too busy renting about how Jeon Jungkook was the real problem he could not hear the door of his bedroom. And how he was so focused on talking he did not read any comments that were having a heart attack at the view in front of them.
“ And for your information his girlfriend is definitely not a brat! N-not that I know her but knowing Jungkoo-”
“Yes, knowing me?”
The unexpected sound coming from his back made Jimin jump from his chair and instinctively turn back.
There he was the man he was shiting on for the past twenty minutes towering over him with a menacing look. “ Yes, honey knowing me, what?”
Jimin’s heart did a violent flip in his chest. He stared at Jungkook, his lips parted in absolute shock.
Behind them, the monitor was practically on fire. The chat was losing their minds because Jungkook had just strolled into the frame in his comfortable sweatpants, looking way too at home, and had just called Jimin 'honey' live on screen.
“J-Jungkook,” Jimin stuttered, his cheeks turning a frantic shade of crimson. He frantically pointed a finger at the lens, trying to warn his boyfriend through his teeth. “The camera! I'm still live!”
Jungkook didn’t even blink. He didn't care about the camera, and he certainly didn't care that they were on the verge of breaking the entire internet. He just leaned down further, resting his hands on the armrests of Jimin’s chair, effectively trapping him.
He leaned his face right next to Jimin's, looking directly into the camera lens with a smug smirk.
“I know you’re live, Minnie,” Jungkook murmured into the microphone, his deep voice dripping with a dangerous, playful sweetness. “I’m really sorry to interrupt the yapping session, guys. But I really need to have a private word with my blonde, pretty, menace girlfriend here about some fake news she’s been spreading in our living room.”
Jimin’s eyes went as wide, his breath hitching. “Jeon Jungkook, what the hell are you—”
But Jungkook didn’t give him a chance to fix it. With a swift movement, he reached across the desk, grabbed the mouse, and clicked the 'End Stream' button.
The screen went black. The live was over.
Within seconds, every social media platform on the globe officially crashed. But inside the quiet safety of their shared apartment, the tense silence lasted for about two seconds before Jimin slapped Jungkook’s shoulder.
"Are you completely out of your mind!" Jimin screamed, though a helpless smile was already breaking through his panic. "Our living room? 'Honey'? You basically just told two hundred thousand people that we live together!"
Jungkook just laughed, a soft, incredibly fond sound. He didn't move away; instead, he leaned down and buried his face in the crook of Jimin's neck, inhaling the familiar scent of his shampoo.
"Let them figure it out," Jungkook murmured against his skin, his hands sweeping through the chair to wrap securely around Jimin's waist, pulling him up so he could sit on his lap. "Besides, you started it. 'Pretty and nice girl', huh? You're a brat, Park Jimin."
"But I'm your blonde brat," Jimin teased softly, finally relaxing into the embrace and running his fingers through Jungkook's dark hair.
"Yeah," Jungkook smiled, pulling the oversized black hood completely over Jimin's blonde head. "You definitely are."