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POV of Alice
School trips are fun they say, go to another country they say, explore the surroundings she said ... .and now we are trapped in a government building with no escape.
Hi my name is Alice Webster, the person sitting next to me is my sister Asmo Webster and we are right now trapped in some government building in Britain of all places…I Blame her ... ..it was a stupid idea…It was fun…until now.
She is not awake or aware of her surroundings yet so let me tell you how this happened and why when we get court I will blame it all on her…she looks at her watch…1hour 30 minutes and 3 seconds until the group we were with realises we are gone and freak out.
Let's start from the beginning.
My alarm clock was loud that morning, I didn't want to get up in all honesty but I was forced to…the day started normal enough I went to have breakfast with the school group and we headed off to the British Museum…..It was so boring…we had a guy who looked like he was in his late 60s and kept talking on and on about different artefacts…. Reddit was right when they said the British stole so much stuff from the rest of the world… we had finally gotten to the part of the tour where we could look around on our own and explore.
My sister was as bored as me, In that museum… we don't really like museums but one of our mums loves taking us to them. She always says that to learn about the past is to learn about the future and how we should move on as a society and be better….she is right but that doesn't help the fact that I find museums dull and boring.
It was her idea.
She said we should explore.
Why did I say YES
Then we walked into a supply closet and ended up in a hallway that led to a secret building…normal stuff
After all that we got trapped in what looks to be an interrogation room…
Asmo was starting to wake up for a couple of seconds. She blinked her eyes and then tried to move her hands up to her face which didn't work because they were tied behind her back.
“Where are we” Asmo asked Alice
“I think it's an interrogation room but could also be a storage cupboard?" Replied Alice
The door opened again and an older man walked through. He still looked quite fit for his age, he was wearing a black suit. Then a
Two more people walked in behind him. The door closed behind them.
“My name is Bond, James Bond…I would like you both to tell me how you got in here and why you're here?” James Bond was a little annoyed that on his one day off he had to come in to deal with two teenagers who broke into MI6.
“Let's me guess whatever we say can and will be used against us…I’m not saying shit” Alice replied annoyingly to kiss James Bond.
“Fine, it was me. I created a cult around a cheese wheel by accident” Asmo said
“What the fuck, Az…First rule of being kidnapped or brought in for questioning, Is that you never reveal anything” Alice was yelling at her sister
“I thought I should tell you before we die” Asmo was being overly dramatic
“AZ we aren't dead yet and what do you mean?”
“I should get this off my chest, I'm telling you today…. see you remember when I joined the rolling of the cheese down the hill, I won the cheese. I don't think I told you that, soooo I was like ….ooh…. how am I going to transport this back home? and then I realized I had school right after… I was like, you know what, I'll just take the cheese wheel with me to school because it's not like the weirdest thing ever brought with me to school.
To class and put the cheese wheel at the side of the door starting upright ... .then when I open the door again the cheese wheels gone…now you probably think ‘Oh No, somebody stole it.’ Nope, the cheese wheel rolled all the way down a fly of stairs into the drama room and has now become The Cult symbol of the drama classes” Asmo was very dramatic telling this story and was laughing at the end with how stupid it was.
“That explains why all the drama kids had like a specific chair designated to the cheese wheel and would give the cheese wheel the best place in all the Drama performances and would pray to the cheese wheel before doing any tests except for Jerry. Jerry was not permitted to pray to the cheese wheel after he got a zero on his test because he prayed to the cheese wheel.” said Alice as they were now both laughing.
The two of the other men were snickering to themselves and James Bond was looking at them confused.
“I haven't even got to the best part, which is the fact that I could walk in there any time and take the cheese wheel back because I have documents proving that the cheese wheel is mine and that I won it in a contest and to explain what type of cheeses it is how big it is and how long it should be able to age” Continued Asmo
“Thats not what I was asking about….”James bond got interrupted by Alice this time
“I admit, I was the one who tipped the police off about the principle embezzling money from the Arts department ... .the trueth is I hacked into the school system to change my bad grade in sport because the teacher didn't like me arguing about better strategies for games. but I got distracted and found out about the principals embezzling funds…(she sided dramaticly)..that feels great to get of my chest” Alice admitted
“You could have asked me to hack into there you are so bad at hacking last time you made it look to obvious I already know that you hacked into the system by the way I had to clean up your mess that you created” Asmo said this because she was the better hacker out of the two of them.
The three men in suits looked at them confused..
“ARE YOU TWO DONE!How did you get into the MI6 headquarters” Bond was angry that they were getting nowhere.
“Was that what you were asking…we came through a back door from the British Museum You should really put more security cameras there and the stain glass was cool” Asmo replied
Alice had her at her neck and was shaking it like crazy trying to signal her sister to stop talking.
Both of the men behind Bond here look at each other and ask if they had remembered to tie their hands to the chairs which they had but by the time that Alice and Asmo were talking they had managed to untie themselves.
“DID YOU TWO IDIOTS FORGET TO TIE THEIR HANDS” Bond was very angry now.
“They did tie our hands but in the time we distracted you we untied ourselves” Alice stated the obvious.
The sisters looked at each other and stood up, grabbed the chairs, jumped over the table and hit the two guards with the chairs which knocked them out. They were standing next to James Bond and James jumped out of the way.
They ran to the door which was not locked and kept running until they hit a cross road and split up. James ran after them yelling in his ear to get Q's attention and hopefully get more people on the teenagers trail. When he hit the cross rides he ran after Alice which meant turning left.
In the next chapter read about how the teens get out of the headquarters and leave a message of chaos in their wake.