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Meredith & Addison
t-sister1: ehm hi. You are most likely asleep and I'm sorry to bother you but I would like to apologize for the way I replied earlier.
t-sister1: I was feeling so humiliated and tired and it made me all dark and twisty when all you did was being nice and you didn't deserve that. I'm really sorry.
t-sister1: and I'm sorry about the outburst too. I am just in a weird place right now which is hard to handle and my friends are being jackasses and making everything harder sometimes.
rulerofallthatisevil: It's all good.
t-sister1: but it's not. And I want to make sure you know that I'm sorry and I'm really glad to see you come back. Best news I've had in months. 😊
rulerofallthatisevil: it's alright. Everyone has their off days.
rulerofallthatisevil: Wait? Best news? Really?
t-sister1: yeah. Of course. I kinda missed working with you. Despite our past I've always admired your skill, your knowledge and your confidence as a doctor. You are literally one of the best doctors in your field. And the nicest I am sure.
rulerofallthatisevil: wow, Meredith I wasn't expecting that.
t-sister1: it's the truth. Really. The news of your sudden departure wasn't very… easy to accept.
rulerofallthatisevil: no? Why? I thought you didn't like me very much.
t-sister1: I can see why you would think that with the whole Derek drama but that was never the case. I enjoyed working with you and learning from you.
t-sister1: why did you leave so abruptly?
t-sister1: if you dont mind me asking of course.
rulerofallthatisevil: i would assume that it was obvious.
t-sister1: Derek and me?
rulerofallthatisevil: i didnt have an issue with you per se. I was also enjoying working with you. If not for the whole Derek drama thing, we might even be friends. It was that every time i stumbled upon you and Derek or upon Mark, it just reminded me of how messy my life had become. I couldn't stand it anymore.
t-sister1: I understand. It was a lot. Hopefully this time you will tell us a proper goodbye before you leave us.
t-sister1: unless, you know, you decide to stay 😉 and we can be friends 🙃
rulerofallthatisevil: yeah, it was.
rulerofallthatisevil: oh not you too!
t-sister1: haha sorry. A girl has to try, you know?
t-sister1: well i hope you found what you are looking for or at least managed to get away from what was hurting. and im sorry. For being one of the people that were hurting you. I don't think I ever said that.
rulerofallthatisevil: Do not worry about it. I never thought you actually hurt me. It was me who should have stepped back. When I realized there was nothing I could do to save my already broken marriage.
rulerofallthatisevil: Anyway. Enough with the heavy talk. You should get some sleep. We have a surgery tomorrow, bright and early. You better bring your A game, Grey.
t-sister1: of course, Dr Montgomery. I always do. 😉
rulerofallthatisevil: Goodnight, Meredith.
rulerofallthatisevil: wait, what did you mean by proper goodbye?
t-sister1: nothing. Nevermind. Goodnight, Dr Montgomery ❤
rulerofallthatisevil: Meredith wait!
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rulerofallthatisevil: goddammit Grey!
Next day
Fun-tastic Four
thesuperiorshepherd: I have news.
thesuperiorshepherd: Sorry it took so long but i had a date yesterday and couldn't get to you.
mcsteamy: it is about time!
thesuperiorshepherd: be quiet womanizer or I won't share my news with you…
orthochick: come on, Amy. You are killing us.
rulerofallthatisevil: ugh! it's too early for all of this…
thesuperiorshepherd: Well wake up Addie because I got to the bottom of this finally and im risking my life and my home by telling you all.
mcsteamy: speak woman!
thesuperiorshepherd: I do not appreciate your tone!
orthochick: Amelia!
rulerofallthatisevil: Amy!
thesuperiorshepherd: alright alright… jeez.
thesuperiorshepherd: Addie, you are not gonna believe it anyway… BUT Meredith was and still is in love with YOU! You are the attending that she is so heartbroken over.
mcsteamy: 👩❤️👩
orthochick: OMG
orthichick: WAS and IS
rulerofallthatisevil: okay I'm going back to bed!
thesuperiorshepherd: I swear that's what they said! Addie I'm not lying.
thesuperiorshepherd: we have another groupchat with the people staying or at some point stayed for quite some time in Grey's house. And little Grey practically told us that big Grey spilled the beans to her after she found out you had left Seattle for good.
thesuperiorshepherd: apparently she had downed an entire bottle of tequila and whined about how you left without saying a goodbye. Broke her little dark and twisty heart.
mcsteamy: Holy shit! I was not expecting that much depth. I thought there was just a lot of sexual tension between these two.
orthochick: don't be gross, Mark.
orthochick: but also yeah, what he said.
thesuperiorshepherd: IKR???
rulerofallthatisevil: You are being ridiculous, guys. Amy probably misunderstood.
thesuperiorshepherd: ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW?
thesuperiorshepherd: Girl, wake up and smell the coffee! They literally said it! I would have screenshots if they hadn't deleted the whole thing.
thesuperiorshepherd: Grey made me swear not to say anything! she literally said you broke her heart when you got up and left without as much as a goodbye.
rulerofallthatisevil: about the goodbye it makes sense because she kinda pointed it out last night but in love with me? Come on!
thesuperiorshepherd: Don't let the opportunity fly away because you are stubborn as hell, Addie plz.
mcsteamy: Hold up!
mcsteamy: wdym pointed out LAST NIGHT? when did you talk last night???
orthochick: I was about to ask the same thing!
thesuperiorshepherd: 👀
rulerofallthatisevil: that doesn't matter. And it is none of your business.
rulerofallthatisevil: I have to get ready! Bye!
mcsteamy: how dare you??? Of course it is my business! I want to see my friend happy!
thesuperiorshepherd: well are you gonna do anything about it now you know?
thesuperiorshepherd: ADDIEEEE
thesuperiorshepherd: Stop ignoring us!
orthochick: if you don't, we will Addison!
mcsteamy: ADDISON ADRIANNE FORBES MONTGOMERY!
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thesuperiorshepherd: I will kill her…
mcsteamy: Callie, plz promise me you won't be as stubborn as Red… I won't go through that again.
orthochick: I don't know what you are talking about…
mcsteamy: Callie!
orthochick: I don't kiss and tell, Mark! 😘
thesuperiorshepherd: 😱
mcsteamy: You kissed???
orthochick: 😉
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mcsteamy: Shepherd, how many years in jail for killing your best friend for stubbornness?
thesuperiorshepherd: I don't know, Sloan but when you find out let me know because I'm about to commit the same crime…
mcsteamy: will do.
thesuperiorshepherd: good… See you later!
mcsteamy: see ya, kid!
thesuperiorshepherd: dont call me that 😒
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Unnamed
t-sister1: GUYS!
t-sister1: SHE GAVE ME JUJU
t-sister2: wth is juju? never heard of that disease before
lexipedia: Mer, are you having a stroke?
dr.blondie: her special drink???
t-sister1: YES!
t-sister2: Whose special drink?
t-sister2: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN?
lexipedia: Amen!
t-sister1: Dr. Montgomery has this ritual of sorts when something bad happens she gives the people hot chocolate. To ward off the bad juju with good juju. She calls the hot chocolate juju.
t-sister2: 😑
t-sister1: Shut up! Its sweet!
dr.blondie: didnt you throw it away the first time she gave you one?
t-sister1: you shut up too! I thought she was trying to poison me!
lexipedia: why did she give it to you now?
t-sister1: because she was sorry for yesterday and she didnt mean to upset me.
t-sister2: barf!
dr.blondie: isn't that what you wanted Cristina?
t-sister2: I wasn't expecting it to be so puppy love and lovesick. What have you done to my person?
lexipedia: I find it really sweet! She obviously cares for you, Mer.
t-sister2: you are the epitome of puppy love little Grey. Shush!
lexipedia: rude!
t-sister2: and speaking of puppy love… weren't you denying the whole thing like a day ago? How come you speak so openly about it now?
t-sister1: well I figured since lexi already figured it out, and i told you and you told izzie, i might as well stop denying it and whine to you guys about it.
t-sister1: but if you say something outside of this chat, i will kill all three of you. 🙂
dr.blondie: the emoji feels very threatening. no jk.
lexipedia: no worries, Mer. I wont say anything.
dr.blondie: neither will I.
t-sister2: of course i wont. You are my person. BUT i will tease you mercilessly about it and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
lexipedia: Same
dr.blondie: same.
t-sister1: fml.
t-sister1: im not telling you guys anything again.
t-sister2: as if…
t-sister1: gonna go enjoy my juju now! see ya!
lexipedia: alone?
dr.blondie: maybe you should have told her to join you…
t-sister1: maybe im with her, how do you know?
lexipedia: if you are with her and you are texting us you are an idiot!
dr.blondie: right and there is no way you are.
t-sister1: alright fine. Im not but i could be.
t-sister2: no because you are a cowardly chicken.
t-sister1: Cristina!
t-sister2: what? It's true. Try to deny it but it is true!
dr.blondie: she is kinda right, Mer. Sorry.
t-sister1: whatever…
t-sister2: maybe next time you get some jojo juju whatever the name is for both of you and you ask her to join you. Addison is quite the milf.
t-sister1: wth is a milf?
t-sister2: is Madam i'd like to friend.
Meredith's Saviors
t-sister2 created a group chat
t-sister2 added lexipedia and dr.blondie
t-sister2 named the Chat “Meredith's Saviors”
t-sister2: if you actually tell Meredith what milf means i will fucking kill you.
lexipedia: but Cristina if she says it to Addison it might make her angry.
dr.blondie: yeah i dont know if im okay with that.
t-sister2: then just dont say anything. Trust me. It will be okay!
lexipedia: fine but when Mer finds out we are saying you threatened us.
t-sister2: it will be fine!
Unnamed
t-sister1: ive never heard of it.
t-sister2: yeah its used by younger people thats why.
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dr.blondie is offline
t-sister1: why did they leave in such a hurry?
t-sister2: who knows why they do anything these two? maybe they needed to get ready. You are the one who lives with them…
t-sister1: dont bite my head off. it was just a question.
t-sister2: eh whateves. You need to change the name. This is too boring 😂
t-sister1: i will if i find something.
t-sister2: i bet its gonna be more boring than it already is.
t-sister1: cristina wtf?
t-sister2: im joking ❤️
t-sister1 changed the name to dr.milfs
t-sister1: since we are doctors, ladies and friends! good?
t-sister2: perfect! 👌🤣
Two days later
Nobility
rulerofallthatisevil: guys?
rulerofallthatisevil: what does milf mean?
g.i.jane: 😳
dr.sunshine: thats a heavy question 😂
orthochick: why do you ask though?
rulerofallthatisevil: lets just say that someone wrote it on my juju cup.
mcsteamy: 🤣🤣
thesuperiorshepherd: holy shit mer works fast!! 😂
rulerofallthatisevil: why do you say that? What does it mean? 🤔
thesuperiorshepherd: let me just text you that…
mcsteamy: i knew Meredith has the hots for our Red!
mcdickhead: as if. You are all delusional!
mcsteamy: sorry mate but you are the delusional here.
rulerofallthatisevil: 😳
mcsteamy: i take It you know now?
rulerofallthatisevil: yup!
orthochick: do you believe us now when we say Grey has set her eye on you?
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orthochick: aaaand she is off again.
g.i.jane: cant blame her tbh. you guys are so pushy!
dr.sunshine: i will agree with Teddy on this one.
orthochick: we didn't even say anything this time.
dr.sunshine: not exactly babe but you've been hounding her about this for days.
orthochick: have not!
dr.sunshine: Have to!
g.i.jane: the point is that the more you pressure her into it, the more she might fight back. Give her some space.
orthochick: fine i guess.
dr.sunshine: ill reward you if you do 😉
orthochick: 😳
mcsteamy: where's my reward? 😏
dr.sunshine: Go ask little Grey, Sloan. I am sure she will be more than willing.
mcsteamy: can't say it is not worth a try 😁
thesuperiorshepherd: weaklings all of you 🙄
Meredith & Addison
rulerofallthatisevil: Meredith?
t-sister1: yes, Dr Montgomery?
rulerofallthatisevil: I have a question to ask you. It might sound a little awkward.
t-sister1: o-kay? Should I be worried?
rulerofallthatisevil: i dont think so?
t-sister1: Alright. What is it?
rulerofallthatisevil: did you know what “You are a milf" meant before you wrote it on my cup?
t-sister1: Eh yeah?
t-sister1: okay I think I did but judging by your reaction, I am fairly certain I don’t actually.
t-sister1: Is it not Madam I'd like to friend?
rulerofallthatisevil: 🤣 oh my sweet innocent Meredith.
t-sister1: Dr. Montgomery, are you making fun of me?
rulerofallthatisevil: oh sweet sweet Meredith. Please call me Addison. After calling me a milf, we are way past titles and proper protocol.
t-sister1: oh dear God! What does it mean????
rulerofallthatisevil: its an acronym that stands for Mother I'd like to fuck.
rulerofallthatisevil: Meredith? You still there?
t-sister1: ehm excuse me one moment while I go kill Cristina and then hide away from you because I can't even lay eyes on you ever again. If you need me, (which I hope you won't after this) I will be in the morgue waiting to be buried alive and then die from embarrassment 🥲 im so so sorry!
rulerofallthatisevil: oh no no! I am flattered really!
t-sister1: dont make fun of me!
rulerofallthatisevil: I am sorry but a young woman like you to be attracted to me. I am telling you I am very touched! 😂
t-sister1: Addison!!!
rulerofallthatisevil: sorry sorry. I'll stop teasing you now. 😆
t-sister1: You are mean!
rulerofallthatisevil: I am a mean milf?
t-sister1: That's exactly what you are!
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rulerofallthatisevil: what did you delete?
t-sister1: you will never know, now!
rulerofallthatisevil: oh come on!
t-sister1: serves you right! 😌
rulerofallthatisevil: Please?
t-sister1: Nope!
rulerofallthatisevil: Now you are the mean one!
t-sister1: What can I say? I am dark and twisty!
dr.milfs
t-sister1: YOU THREE ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!
t-sister1: SO FUCKING DEAD!
lexipedia: Cristina’s fault
dr.blondie: Cristina’s fault!
t-sister2: thanks for throwing me under the bus you guys!
t-sister1: YANG I AM COMING FOR YOU!