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The Seventh Tilt (And All That Followed) by LuLuBooBird
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
05 Sep 2026
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Rhaenyra Targaryen is a Princess— the Crown Princess. Duty comes with that title. Duty is exactly what she neglects.
She ignores, she flees, she laughs, she fights. Life is perfect. Almost perfect. Because no amount of pretending can remove her responsibilities.
Nine and ten. Engaged but not married. A crown princess with no heirs and no siblings. But she has time. All the time in the world.
She just has to finish this joust first.
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Rhaenyra Targaryen dies. It’s really that simple.
Except when Rhaenyra opens her eyes again, nothing is simple at all.
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- Part 1 of By Grace of the Fall
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vollachian BARS!? HELL YEAH! (get the FUCK out satella) (and todd) by buckminsterfullerene20
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
05 Sep 2026
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"Tanzaaaaaa, I'm so booooooooored!"
"Schwartz-sama, it's 7 PM. Let me sleep."
"...Wait, I got an idea!"
"What is it, Schwartz-sama?"
"Tanza, let's sneak into a bar!"Subaru and Tanza
(really just Subaru)FLIPPING decide to FLIPPING sneak into a FLIPPING bar. A FLIPPING Vollachian bar, for that matter. Of course, Vollachian bars are the safest of bars across the entire world! What could possibly go FLIPPING wrong?Also, they can FLIPPING swear because they are FLIPPING definitely adults with their FLIPPING mustaches. See!
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"Ollie stepped slightly closer and Kimi backed up, almost into some wall that he swears wasn't there two minutes ago. The taller boy trailed his hand over to Kimi's chin, tilting it up slightly. 'But, you were acting completely normal up on that stage. What happened there, hm?' Kimi blinked, his mind going completely blank. He tried twisting his head away from Ollie's grip, but the latter's fingers only dug in tighter.
The Italian eventually gave up on fighting, letting his head tilt back further to feel the shadow of a kiss that never came. He felt the Brits fingers twitch against his skin as if he suddenly realized what he was doing."
Ollie and Kimi broke up early in the 2026 season. They chose not to talk to each other; an unspoken decision they both agreed on. Until, a string of texts from a random number and Fan Forum where they have to interact ruin it for the both of them.
...aka the wrong number au that nobody asked for 🥹
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Somebody Kill Mii by Drowningboys for Slugclubdropout
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Sep 2026
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Somehow, someway, Theodore Nott has found a way to replace the worst day in Draco's life.
It's been 8 years since the end of the Wizarding War and Draco's peace was beginning to set in. Enter Theo.
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don't be a stranger by Aaaaaarrrrgggh for OpenSketchbook
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Sep 2026
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There's no record of Peter's existence. No paperwork, no bank account, no friends... He's willing to admit that his mental stability is questionable at this point. Things are changing, he's changing, and drastic times call for drastic measures. He's... adjusting. Peter Parker can reinvent himself from the ground up. He can move on.
Jean Grey hasn't. But she has formed a slightly better plan. Brute forcing it isn't working. Maybe if she gathers just a little more intel first, she'll find her sister.
AKA: the BND rewrite where Peter's inhibitor chip works a little too well, Jean's redemption comes from empathy instead of guilt, Frank Castle pops in every now and then... And, sorry, the government's doing what? Is that Harley Keener?
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The strongest Herta Glazer in the world of Supernatural! by KleaveGuy
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime), ハイスクール DxD - 石踏 一榮 | High School DxD - Ishibumi Ichiei, 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
05 Sep 2026
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The Supernatural World is the place that devours the weak whole and crushes innocence without remorse. Normally, she would not survive in this kind of place, what with the Angels attempting to maintain some semblance of stability, some of the Devils seeking to undermine that control while dealing with their own declining population crisis, and the Fallen planning to ruin everything for everyone, not to mention other forces roaming about, but she was far from defenseless! She is protected by the Peerless Gem, the Unrivaled Genius, the Inimitable Beauty of the Cosmos!
Wait... What do you mean she IS her? (Reincarnated as Herta in a DxD AU with Zenless Zone Zero Elements! Will required Honkai: Star Rail Knowledge!)
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- Part 1 of The Glazing Collection
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Between Music And Glitter by Snips_the_mage, ZepherHayes
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Barbie - All Media Types, Barbie: Princess Charm School (2011)
05 Sep 2026
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“You have to get out of there! I can not become a soccer mom Tim! I can’t!” Batman cried out.
Tim was just done. Done with the world, done with everything.
Tim, Jason and Dick get thrown into the world of Barbie Princess Charm School. You can expect fairies, glitter, the most intimate friendship known to men and people who have seen crossfit routines and said ‘hold my bear’. And I mean that literally.
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an actual otter by Anonymous for no_good_skyla
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
05 Sep 2026
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Agent Choi waddled across the Hyunmoo-1 office without any care, completely absorbed in reading the paperwork he had somehow typed out with his flippers.
Now, you may be asking why was Soleum staring at his sunbae? It was quite simple: Agent Choi was an otter.
An otter who had a DMB coat and an official badge hanging off of it.
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something here (i'm biding time 'til it disappears) by enbybylers
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Sep 2026
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"You-You wanted to talk to me?" Will asked tentatively, maybe Mike hadn't meant it the way it sounded, maybe he just wanted to be friends and Will was the one making it weird.
Mike nodded his head 'yes', he looked so awkward, his hand tugging to loosen the knot of his tie. "I don't want to be presumptuous, I really want to get to know you, you know, beyond seeing you in the Dutch Bros drive-thru." Will's heart was going to collapse, matter of fact it felt like the muscle was about to fucking explode. Will's face joined Mike's in turning dark red.
"I would like that." Will said, a cheeky smile growing on his face. They looked at each other, really looking. Will could see the nervous blush continuing to grow on Mike's skin.aka the dutch bros au
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thoma: Wait, so… if it was at your house, why were you two fighting at the Guili Dorms? Don’t mostly Liyue locals live there?
childe: oh i’ve been living there because the zapolyarny dorms had to be evacuated since some dude tried blowing it up at the end of the year
yoimiya: uhhh ‘tried’??? then why did you need to be evacuated?
childe: yeah he was mostly successful
venti: it’s true this girl named signora stayed at the favonius hall for a while but she had to get moved because she kept beating my ass
jean: Oh my god stop
Teyvat UN is supposedly a prestigious university for only the best students of the seven nations. If this is the future generation, the university needs to be detonated ASAP.
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jungkook unexpectedly receives a surprise from you.
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Jason gets to start over and become the pampered pillow princess of his dreams, after all he’s been through. He deserves a break. A lifelong break from bull shit. All he wants is to live life as a fucking pastel princess braiding flowers in the grass. Is that too much to ask?
Featuring: Angsty asexual sexually abused Jason who grows to be more than his past. His asexuality confuses a lot of people. It takes a while, but eventually everyone rolls with a sub!Jason in a normal world
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- Part 2 of Pit me, oh pity me, miserere mei deus
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A discourse on symbolic logic, human psychology, and penis anxiety. It is short and sweet (pun intended).
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- Part 10 of Chamber Music
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A series of oneshots from my Cranium Command AU, which serves as a worldbuilding concept for the Wonders of Life pavilion + the characters of the show.
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Luffy's Mother is WHO? by Black_Victor_Cachat, roseanne
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2026
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An AU where Marineford never happened, & Big Mom learns something about Luffy that rocks the world to its foundations. Crack taken seriously. Very seriously. Believe us, we are serious. Escalate like crazy! Alliances are formed and tested, wars & betrayal, & the seas are thrown into turmoil, while Luffy's allies rush to save him.
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I pledge my allegiance to the RPF of the 2nd Trump administration. To the heram, for which it stands. One polycule, topping Trump, Yaoi and Yuri for all.
Trump in on a mission to build the largest reverse haram the world will ever see. Trump and Putin were extra close and JD was jealous. JD would go to any length in order to separate Trump and Putin.
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The Room Where IT Happens by Cloudy_the_wizard
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
05 Sep 2026
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Elon Musk hasn't had sex in a month. Who else is there to help him out than the President, Donald Trump.
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A Curse Forged in Crimson by Moon_mist_90
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
05 Sep 2026
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A Pin featuring Itachi and Shinobu, an unsettling cross-fic idea and an attempt...You are either going to love it or shred me to pieces, probably both (given I don't delete it)...I am here, and I have taken the plunge, O gods of ao3, be my shield and protector!
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the stories or characters!)
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- Part 1 of Tales of Blood and Moon
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Love Without Mercy by Anitode
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
05 Sep 2026
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Έρωτας Χωρίς Έλεος
Adora Desrosiers has always been able to see the red strings of fate.
She just never cared about hers.
The daughter of Eros chose Luke Castellan instead, following him through betrayal, war, and Kronos’s rebellion simply because she loved him. When Luke dies and Adora is torn thousands of years into the past, she is left stranded in the final years of the Trojan War with nothing but grief, blood on her hands, and a soulmate she never asked for.
Apollo has his own reasons to hate her.
Daphne is gone, and he lays the blame at Eros’s feet. So when the god of love’s beautiful mortal daughter appears, Apollo sees the perfect revenge: make her want him, make her love him, and then make her suffer.
Except Adora refuses to want anything from him.
Her rejection should make him lose interest.
Instead, it makes him obsessed.
Apollo wants to punish her. He wants to possess her. He wants the memory of Luke carved out of her heart, and he wants Adora looking at no one but him.
And when seduction fails, a god has other ways of getting what he wants.
The cruelest part is that Adora’s red string has been leading to Apollo all along.
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- Part 2 of Dark Apollo
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Bela macht Farin auf der Bühne mal wieder einen seiner berüchtigten Heiratsanträge. Ein klassischer Gag für die Fans. Was beide nicht ahnen: Dank eines obskuren Gesetzes in Ljubljana ist ihr Versprechen rechtlich bindend.
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