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the worst priest and the worst incubus meet and kiss

Chapter 2

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A piece of bread a day was still just a piece of bread a day.

Kaveh never got better. Sometimes, he even skipped mass just to vaguely explain the next time that he had been too busy in that tone he used when lying. In front of a priest, of all people. Alhaitham would just hum skeptically each time. That was until, one time, when they were talking at the end of mass, Kaveh’s words slurred and his knees gave in. Alhaitham caught him before he fell.

“I-I’m fine,” he groaned, reaching out for Alhaitham’s clothes. He pulled away as quickly as he grabbed him, hissing as if it had burnt him.

Alhaitham was still wearing his priest robes, blessed and adorned with religious symbols. They suddenly bothered him a lot.

“No, you are not.”

He didn’t let Kaveh protest before taking him home.

He made him sit on the sofa, but Kaveh more so dropped himself on it, pale and with sweat wetting his furrowed eyebrows. Seeing him like this, Alhaitham didn’t think twice before getting off of his robes and coming back to his side.

“Don’t look at me like that,” mumbled Kaveh as Alhaitham brought a hand to his forehead.

“How am I looking at you?” he asked.

Kaveh wasn’t feverish, but he looked like he was going to faint at any moment.

“Like you’re worried.”

Oh.

He had nothing to say to that. How could he not? He was only human, even if he thought for so long he was stronger than that. It was a stupid way of thinking, anyways. Worrying about others was not for the weak. Alhaitham knew with the way his heart clenched as if it couldn’t resist seeing the light on Kaveh’s eyes dim.

“Then stop being an idiot and feed yourself,” he said, voice smaller than he meant to.

Kaveh huffed, covering his eyes with his arm. “Didn’t you say that I needed consent not to do evil? Whoever would want to fuck me right now?”

“…”

This may be the right thing to do, since helping others was what a priest was supposed to do. This was certainly not the right thing to do if he considered that Kaveh was a demon, no matter how charming and stupidly self-righteous he was. There were also other rules like waiting for marriage and things like that. He couldn’t give a damn in any case, really.

He grabbed Kaveh’s hand and brought it to his chest, there where his heart was beating wildly.

“If you keep insisting on that,” he moved it to down, right under his tit, letting him cup the heavy breast. Kaveh’s eyes widened, “guess I’ll have to do.”

“Alhaitham...” It was the need on Kaveh's voice that finished cementing his decision, the way his fingers trembled as they felt him.

“Don’t think I haven’t noticed how you keep ogling my chest when we talk. You like it, don't you?” You like me the way I like you.

“Haitham, you can't do this.” It may also be how he kept wanting to stop this when Alhaitham was offering himself just because of his stupid job. Just a little. “Don't you worry that I used my powers on you to-?”

Alhaitham just kissed him. It was the first time he tried it, and Kaveh didn't help, staying still under him as he moved his lips. When he pulled away, Kaveh was stunned. For a few horrible seconds, he wondered if he had made a mistake. And then,

“You're a terrible kisser.”

Alhaitham felt blood rushing to his ears. It wasn’t everyday that he was told that he was bad at something.

“...Since you're so good, will you teach me how to instead of playing a rock?”

Kaveh huffed, and he snorted, and there seemed to be a million thoughts going through his head until finally, he squeezed Alhaitham's chest with one hand and easily pulled him in by the neck with the other.

Alhaitham had to admit that when Kaveh wasn't playing a rock, he was good. He kissed him like he wanted to devour him, and Alhaitham was all too eager to let him. He didn't think twice before straddling Kaveh's lap. Quickly getting the hang of it, he kissed back, and a lewd sound escaped him as Kaveh groped his chest as if it were a woman's, teasing and pulling his nipple. It was only the start, and he could already feel his cock pressing against the cages it was confined in. Here, in the middle of the fire and pressed against Kaveh's body, the pain also tasted like desire.

He didn't even register the fact that he was so needy for Kaveh's lips until they left his, but at least they didn't abandon his body, moving to his neck instead. Alhaitham tilted his head up, leaving more space for him to mark him, bite him, do whatever he wanted with him.

“Good… Fuck, so good…” Kaveh made sure to kiss and lick his neck thoroughly. His need quickly manifested in an obvious bulge growing under his pants as he thrusted his hips up towards Alhaitham.

Every second seemed to invigorate him more, and Alhaitham couldn't seem to get enough either, grabbing Kaveh back and moving his hips. Every time Kaveh’s cock found the space between his legs, the cage became more unbearable for his growing erection. Without Kaveh's mouth on his, it was getting harder to keep back his moans, and there was a voice starting to nag on the back of his mind that he didn't have to. If he liked it so much, he should show it...

“Haitham... Haitham... This is enough, right?” Kaveh murmured suddenly.

The words took their time to register in his mind because even then Kaveh’s breath against his skin was making him shiver. He didn’t stop moving, which made it way easier to just let himself sink into the light-headedness that came with pleasure.

“What...?”

“I feel better now.” As if he didn't twist Alhaitham's nipple and had him arching his back to look for his touch.

He grabbed Kaveh's clothes and pressed his weight harder on his legs, refusing to let him go. “Do you really... ngh-” Oh, that thrust poked right into his ass~ “need me to spell it out??”

“That'd help.” Kaveh's hand left his breast. Instead, it traced its way to his waist, and everywhere it went, it left Alhaitham only lusting for more. Kaveh squeezed the place there, placing his hole properly on top of his cock.

Alhaitham’s breath hitched, hazy gaze moving up to meet Kaveh’s. “I want you. Don’t you dare stop.”

Kaveh growled, the sound reverberating on his skin.

In a single movement, Kaveh grabbed his thighs and swiftly lifted him up. Alhaitham wrapped his legs around his waist, surprised and incredibly turned on.

“How…?”

“Told you. I’m alright. Biology, I wouldn't be able to fuck you if I felt sick right now,” he said as he carried Alhaitham through his house effortlessly. “All the energy I'm receiving from you is being used so I can take you properly.”

So, a cycle. They both would have to reach their climaxes for Kaveh to get the maximum amount of energy and not faint again, his brain managed to supply.

“You said that only kissing would be enough,” Alhaitham reminded him, lips moving to the crook of his neck. Kaveh’s hairs easily raised as he licked there. He was satisfied with the full body shiver that provoked. “Were you lying?”

“You- It would be enough for some time...”

Kaveh dropped him on the bed. Alhaitham didn’t let go of him, making him fall right behind. The lights were dim in this room, and Kaveh's eyes seemed to be glowing in the dark when Alhaitham stared up at him. Dangerous.

“It's not,” he declared.

Something in Kaveh's eyes stirred. “Right, because you want me?”

Because I don't want you to die.

“Mhm,” he hummed instead, eyes going down to Kaveh’s lips.

Their next kiss was sloppy and messy and insanely hot. Kaveh’s hands wandered down and tore off Alhaitham's buttons in his attempt to take his clothes off, and Alhaitham did much of the same with Kaveh's poor shirt. But for the delicious lightnings of pleasure that traveled through him, he almost forgot about himself, the touch of Kaveh's hands all consuming. That was until his pants were pulled down.

“Look at this?” Kaveh raised his eyebrows, moving his hands up his naked thighs. “I didn't expect our priest to be a pervert.”

His poor cock was already hard and aching, pressing against the bars of its cage pitifully. The red fleshed seemed to want to escape from the metallic bars, which circled it and squeezed it like a terrible snake. Kaveh grabbed his cock with a devilish grin on his face, stealing an unvoluntary whine from him. The heat felt like too much even across the bars, but it still made his hips go up to pursue it because there didn't seem to be anything that Kaveh did that didn't make his head go dizzy. He let it go and only poked it teasingly. Not enough.

“…Aren't chastity devices supposed to be the opposite of perversion?” Alhaitham argued hoarsely despite how his cock only seemed to get bigger with Kaveh's teasing.

“Oh, I don't know about that.” He wrapped a hand around it and tried pumping it. It hurt. It made Alhaitham squirm. It felt so good. “It seems painful, would you like to take it off?”

Alhaitham gripped the sheets. “I don't have it.”

“Hm?” Kaveh asked lazily. It was hard to speak when he could see Kaveh leaning down, taking out his tongue and letting saliva fall on his red tip. He was writhing with the pain, but he still wanted to fuck that mouth until he came all over that pretty face-

His mouth felt dry. “... I don't have the key.”

“Wait, what?” Kaveh stopped to stare up at him, flabbergasted, and Alhaitham mourned the loss of that fantasy.

“I threw it because I didn't think I would need it... I could just break it if I did need to for some medical reason, alright?” Except that it would be really hard to do that now that his cock was basically escaping from the spaces between the bars.

“You're insane. That's not how it's supposed to be used.”

Yet, he poked Alhaitham's cock again. Alhaitham’s breath got cut short, a needy sound coming out from his throat. His cock bounced pathetically, and it still wasn’t enough. “Hey-”

“You like it, don't you? I can feel it. Didn't take you for a masochist.” He leaned down again and Alhaitham had to see him take out his tongue and lick his tip, swiftly cleaning the precum that spilled onto his tongue. Kaveh moaned as if it had been the most delicious drink he had ever had.

Alhaitham's hand went to Kaveh's hair, a hand gripping his strands. His cock was going to explode. He didn't pull him away.

“I'm not...” he huffed.

He disliked pain, but when it was Kaveh inflicting it like this... He was supposed to have his energy sucked out of him, and yet he felt more eager than ever, powered by his desire for Kaveh alone. His hips thrust up, pushing his aching cock into Kaveh's mouth. His eyes rolled up a little, the wetness everything he could think about.

“Hah...” Kaveh hummed, letting the sound vibrate through his cock and oh. How could he ever live without this? Unfortunately for him, Kaveh pulled away. “Don't look at me like that, didn't you say that you're not a masochist? Now, how are we going to do this, then?” he said with that shit-eating grin that made him a million times more attractive for some reason.

God, was he really a masochist after all?

“You still have a functional cock, don't you? Just fuck me instead.”

Kaveh frowned. “Not funny. You are awfully shameless for a priest.”

Alhaitham's cock twitched painfully. Why did he have to keep bringing that up? It was wicked how much he liked it.

“Oh, I see...” said Kaveh, that grin growing even more. “Okay, I'll do that then.”

He started pulling down his own pants, and Alhaitham's eyes went down to his crotch again, eager to see what was hiding there. His eyes widened right away.

Kaveh's underwear was fighting for its life, the bulge obscenely big under it. He knew Incubus' dicks were bigger than usual, but this was too much! His mouth fell open, drooling just seeing him like that. And when Kaveh pulled that down as well, it wasn't any better. His cock popped out like a hungry beast, an angry red that promised to wreck him. Fuck. There was no way it fit inside.

“Don't worry, you can take it,” Kaveh teased.

“That's not physically possible.” Yet damn, did he want to.

“I'll help you take it.” Kaveh straddled him again, a hand resting on his belly, and only then did Alhaitham's eyes come back up. Kaveh's hair was falling on a side, framing his face beautifully. He looked all the parts a temptress when he asked, “Do you trust me?”

“Yes,” he said right away. Faster than he thought possible, the words couldn't taste more like truth.

“Alright.”

Kaveh's hand on his belly seemed to become hotter, burning him with that hot kind of hurt. When his lips parted with a sob, Kaveh covered them again with his. It spread like a fire through his body. Even as he squirmed, he wrapped his arms around Kaveh's body, needing him with a desire that was all-consuming. His crotch was unacceptably lonely, so Alhaitham raised his hips, trying to hump Kaveh’s.

A hand quickly went down. He didn't realize he needed it so much until his ass was being poked with a finger. Kaveh went in too easily, something wet and sticky opening the way for him.

Mnngh~

Just another sound swallowed by Kaveh's greedy mouth.

Another finger came inside soon enough, and they curled, scratching his walls and brushing a place that made Alhaitham whine. “There—”

Kaveh smiled against his lips, then licked them lustfully, leaving a trail of saliva behind.

“I know now. You were only resisting because of this little cage, weren't you?” He stroked that place again, stealing another moan out of him. Alhaitham had no way of protecting himself when even his brain was melting under Kaveh’s touches. “You were always looking at me, at church too. Were you having dirty thoughts there, Father?”

His hole clenched around Kaveh's finger. That word… Spoken in this context, it felt wrong, and that was exactly what made him shiver. It was immoral that he even suggested Alhaitham would think about being fucked like this while in mass, where no one would notice the bulge growing in his pants because of his robes…

“No—”

Kaveh spread his fingers before adding a third one. He opened up easily, that sticky fluid coming out of him with a wet sound. When did he even grab lube...?

“You've been insisting that I find someone to fuck but you wanted to be the one I fucked,” Kaveh accused, self-satisfied.

Alhaitham had nothing to say to that, a yes, yes, yes. Just fuck me already hanging on the tip of his tongue.

“I have to confess too, Father, that I’ve been wanting to fuck you so bad for a while…” Kaveh kissed Alhaitham’s shoulder, rubbing that cock against him. Alhaitham pursued his fingers with needy movements, but they weren't enough when the big prize was fucking his leg instead.

“Kaveh...” Alhaitham whined. The sounds he was making would embarrass him any other time. Right now, everything in him was too occupied with wanting to be speared by Kaveh's huge cock.

“Yes, Father?” Kaveh asked, looking up at him innocently. “What do you want?”

He pressed that spot again, making his cock throb and his hole clench him. More slick spilled out around his fingers.

“Just fuck me already!” he asked shamelessly.

Kaveh only stuttered for a second. Then, he pulled his fingers out, Alhaitham's hole making a lewd squelch as it was left empty.

“Thought you couldn't take it?” Kaveh tried to tease him again even as his voice was as hoarse as Alhaitham’s.

He wasn’t going to leave Alhaitham empty just because he had said that, right? Alhaitham grabbed his arm anxiously. His mind desperately chased for ways to make Kaveh do it. It was like he was possessed by his desire, but none of it registered as weird at all. “I want it. Please, I feel so empty without it- Kaveh, fuck me...”

Kaveh growled.

He positioned himself right away, and with a small movement, he thrust inside.

Only the tip was enough to spread his hole obscenely. Alhaitham gasped, his nails sinking into Kaveh's skin. It was truly huge. ♡

He thrust his hips towards Kaveh's and took more. His eyes rolled back on his head as his lips parted. Kaveh was looking at him as if he was the hottest thing he had ever seen, and drove inside again. His hole parted, slicking more just to get Kaveh fully inside.

“Mangh~ Ah... Kaveh...”

He didn't think about how his voice sounded weird until Kaveh leaned down and sucked his tongue. It was because his tongue was already partially outside of his mouth. Just like that, Kaveh punched his way inside to the hilt.

Alhaitham's legs naturally wrapped around Kaveh's waist, refusing to let go for a second. His moans started spilling out from him unknowingly. There was no way to stop it when he could feel Kaveh's cock inside his belly!

“Fuck... Haitham, you feel so good~” Kaveh shoved his cock inside again and again, just knowing that he was ready. He could probably already tell everything that made Alhaitham feel good at this point. “You take me so well... Shouldn't have become a priest, you'd be much better as my husband...”

Alhaitham sobbed. Being fucked roughly like this, he didn't have to do anything but squeeze his ass and moan loudly for Kaveh. Every thrust felt like it was made to render him crazy, and it all made his cock ache lusciously, pain instantly transforming into mind-numbing pleasure. Right, this was perfect for him...

His cock bounced with every harsh thrust, yet there was something weird about it. It was bumping against something. Alhaitham had half the mind to look down between them.

With his hips raised, it was easy to see. There was a mark of something that looked like a heart on his belly, shining a brilliant red. Even his hazy mind knew that it spelled Kaveh, dominance... ownership... What was best, it kept being distorted by a bump that went up and down with Kaveh's thrusts...

“Haahh... ♡” Kaveh was so big, he was fucking his belly so good.

“Your face is priceless right now,” Kaveh promised, admiring him. Something was sliding around his thigh, looking like a black thin rope. When Alhaitham’s eyes went up, there were beautiful horns coming out of Kaveh's hair. Right, he was a priest but he probably looked like a whore right then, letting himself be fucked silly by an Incubus... A hand went up and caressed Kaveh’s horn adoringly, making Kaveh’s lips melt with a moan. “What will you do now?”

Alhaitham opened his mouth, wanting Kaveh to kiss him, and so he did. However, that didn't seem to be what he meant.

“What will you do now?” he asked against his lips. “Now that you know how it feels to be fucked like this... You should just be mine...”

All the blood on his cock seemed to be about to burst out of his body. He wanted that. It couldn't be anyone else. Only because it was Kaveh...

“Yes, yes...”

“You want to come already, don't you?”

Alhaitham nodded dizzily, looking at Kaveh as he would a savior.

“It's this thing, you need more stimulation... But don't worry, I know how to help you,” Kaveh murmured lovingly.

And then, a harsh hit came down on his ass.

Alhaitham keened. He almost felt it on his cock, the way it hurt. His insides squeezed Kaveh's cock, making him gasp, the sound not at all pained. Tears escaped his eyes.

It felt so good- And he was sure Kaveh could tell. His rhythm grew frantic, and he spanked him again, harder.

Alhaitham couldn't stop the moans from spilling out, didn't have a reason to. He was suffering in the best way possible. Spank. What Kaveh said was true... Spank. Stars danced in front of his eyes. He pulled Kaveh closer by his hair. Even through the blur, he couldn't stop gazing into those eyes. Spank, spank. There was no way he could live without him now.

It was Kaveh who came first. Alhaitham knew what was coming and he refused to let Kaveh part from him. His cum was scorching hot, filling the deepest parts of him and spilling around the huge dick. He was being marked inside by Kaveh…

His eyes rolled back, and that was when his release arrived, hitting him like a storm. He whined and cried and held onto Kaveh as his own cock spilled out pitifully on their stomachs, still feeling Kaveh slow down his thrusts that started to feel like too much yet not enough.

He needed...

When Kaveh tried to pull away, panting slightly from all the effort, Alhaitham's legs locked around him, trembling. He stared up, still recovering his breath, and the mess that was Kaveh, with his lips swollen, hair messy and eyes that seemed to want to consume him alive, wasn't helping him. He came, but his cock wasn't getting any softer, he could feel it aching and throbbing for more, more, more.

“Haitham?”

“Once can't possibly be enough?” His voice was terribly hoarse when he spoke, “You've been starving for so long...”

“T-That's...”

Alhaitham's hole was gripping at Kaveh's cock, and his hands went down too. Kaveh’s ass spilled around his grip when he groped it, bringing him deeper inside.

Alhaitham licked his lip. “Once more.”

“Are you sure...?”

As if that would be enough to truly swallow him whole. Alhaitham pulled him in for another searing kiss. Kaveh's tongue didn't take too long to join his.

-

“I can’t believe I said all of those things… Fuck, I didn’t mean to. Barbatos will surely hate me now, after I…!” Kaveh mumbled to himself, looking like he was preparing himself for the stake even after he made a perfectly good coffee for Alhaitham. “And I know I shouldn't have... Even if I apologize now, it's not enough... but I'm so sorry.”

“Apology rejected.” And since Kaveh's lips started to tremble like he was going to cry, instead of taking another sip of his coffee, he explained, “You didn't do anything wrong.”

He didn’t seem convinced at all. “But I forced you... and then you were too caught up in my Incubus powers to stop me... Why are you rolling your eyes at me!”

“I knew what I was getting myself into. If I hadn't liked you already, I wouldn't have started anything in the first place. I'm not that charitable,” Alhaitham argued smoothly.

Kaveh frowned. “You're a priest. You're supposed to be charitable.”

“And? Having sex with an Incubus was not part of my job description.”

“Oh my, you’re right! What if you get smitten by God!” Kaveh's eyes widened as if he considered that a real possibility.

Alhaitham shrugged. “I haven't been, so he must approve of it.”

Kaveh gasped loudly. “This priest is a heretic!!”

Alhaitham shook his head, amused. Not his fault that most of the rules were too old to take at face value anyways. Who knew if Barbatos approved of all of them anyways? Wasn't he supposed to be the God of Freedom? Then why would he go around restraining his followers? And... If he were to think that Kaveh was evil, he was not that good anyways.

“Point still stands. I had sex with you not only because I wanted you to feel better, even though that was important too, but also because I wanted you.”

Kaveh bit his lip, looking troubled.

“And because I am in love with you,” Alhaitham declared, because it seemed appropriate even as it made his ears blush.

“What?!”

Alhaitham's lips lifted up at the corners. “Can you pass me the sugar?”

-

Mass was over, and like he used to, he went out as the people left. Kaveh was already waiting for him outside.

“Hey.”

“You've stayed inside for longer this time. Are you okay?” Alhaitham asked, putting a hand on his arm. From the outside, it would just seem like a casual contact from the priest.

“It's fine, it just burned my hair.”

“...”

“It's a joke, of course! I'm okay.” Kaveh smiled brightly. And then, leaning closer as to not let anyone else hear him, “But you were gazing at me so intently. I hope you were not having weird thoughts.”

“So what if I did?” he teased back. “It was you who didn't want to fuck in the confessional before mass.”

“Huh?! You—” Kaveh sputtered nervously.

For an Incubus, he was awfully shy about sex. At least, until they started doing it. Alhaitham enjoyed seeing him blush so obviously. It made him want to kiss him silly. Unfortunately, they were still outside and Kaveh would scold him if he tried to get any PDA.

So, he squeezed Kaveh's arm before letting go. “Let me close the door so we can go back home, alright?”

What awaited him was a nice time reading something together on the sofa, probably with a debate about the practicality of a painting Kaveh wanted to get into the house, followed by some exploration of each other’s bodies. Maybe next time he would convince Kaveh of doing something kinkier, like making him produce milk so Kaveh would finally have something to do with the breasts that he liked to play with so much. Barbatos didn’t stop them, so as far as he knew, he may even be happy that they were having fun~

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