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Vitamin Yes has created Murder Squad
Vitamin Yes has added Goth Moomin, Bruno Due Tre, Mistarella, Hentai Fetish, and eleven others to Murder Squad
Vitamin Yes: I couldn’t think of a better name
Goth Moomin has changed Murder Squad to Polyamorous Groupchat
Goth Moomin: Murder Squad is trademarked
Mistarella: Tf, by who?
Fugo: *By whom
NOT a Furry: IT’S “BY WHOM”
Distinguished Homosexual: By La Squadra
Mistarella: Oh no
Hentai Fetish: Oh Yes~
Hair Game Strong: There’s two of them now.
Hair Game Strong: What have we done
Feral Theatre Kid: The end is nigh
NOT a Furry: WELL AT LEAST IM NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH A RESPECT FOR GRAMMAR
Fugo: *I’m
NOT a Furry: …
NOT a Furry: …
NOT a Furry: …
NOT a Furry: YOU SMUG LIL SHIT
NOT a Furry: I LIKE YOU ALREADY
Hentai Fetish: Oh, the joy of two Virgos coming together
Team Asshole: Two what-now.
Mistarella: Wait Ghiaccio’s a Virgo?
Mistarella: No way!
Hentai Fetish: (｡◕‿‿◕｡) ?
Distinguished Homosexual: Please don’t encourage him…
Mistarella: Listen idc if you guys think it’s bullshit, zodiacs are real as fuck
Fugo: Not this again...
Hentai Fetish: OMG finally! Someone who gets it!
Hentai Fetish: All these bastards are mean to me ;-;
Mistarella: Meanies
Team Asshole: Zodiac signs are bullshit
Mistarella: Shut up Aries
Tiny Feet Big Meat has logged onto Polyamorous Groupchat
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Hey uh. Off topic question.
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Does anyone know how to get a stray chicken out of the house without pissing it off
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: Does anyone What
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Listen it’s a long story and i don;t really have time to explain but please
Hair Game Strong: I don’t care how it happened, but if it gets into my room I will harm you
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Listen it looked like it needed a home!
Tiny Feet Big Meat: What was I supposed to do, leave it?
Team Asshole: Yes.
Tiny Feet Big Meat: ;-;
Feral Theatre Kid: Leone Abbacchio, living up to his name.
Frog Prince has logged onto Polyamorous Groupchat
Frog Prince: That’s a terrible chat name
Frog Prince: I’ll help you, Formaggio
Tiny Feet Big Meat: THANK UUUUUU You’re the best boss/boyfriend ever
Goth Moomin: Ahem
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Are you offering to help with the chicken?
Goth Moomin: …
Goth Moomin: Yes. I will help with the chicken.
Vitamin Yes: Hurray! Ccan I help with the chicken too??
Fugo: You have math homework
Vitamin Yes: Booooooo
Fugo: Math first, Chicken later
Vitamin Yes: But Panniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Fugo: Unfortunately for you, puppy eyes only work in person
Vitamin Yes:
Fugo: … No.
NOT a Furry: That emoji represents Narancia really well.
Frog Prince: It’s okay Narancia. We’ll keep the chicken
Vitamin Yes: FUCK YEAH
Vitamin Yes: CHICKEN TIME
Tiny Feet Big Meat: CHICKEN TIME
Mistarella: CHICKEN TIME
Feral Theatre Kid: CHICKEN TIME
Frog Prince: CHICKEN TIME
Goth Moomin: I am also excited to see this chicken
Spicy Woman has logged onto Polyamorous Groupchat
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese: OwO?
Spicy Woman: Alright, I’ve had enough of this.
Mistarella has lost Admin Status
Goth Moomin has lost Admin Status
Vitamin Yes has lost Admin Status
Fugo has lost Admin Status
Hair Game Strong has lost Admin Status
Sink Water Mac’n’Cheese has lost Admin Status
NOT a Furry has lost Admin Status
Team Asshole has lost Admin Status
Bruno Due Tre has lost Admin Status
Hentai Fetish has lost Admin Status
Distinguished Homosexual has lost Admin Status
Vegetal has lost Admin Status
Feral Theatre Kid has lost Admin Status
Tiny Feet Big Meat has lost Admin Status
Frog Prince has lost Admin Status
Vitamin Yes: Holy Shit
Mistarella: Trish snapped
Tiny Feet Big Meat: Did we just get Thanos snapped
Hentai Fetish: Trish?
Spicy Woman: Yes?
Hentai Fetish: Please peg me holy fuck
Spicy Woman has muted Hentai Fetish
Spicy Woman has changed Polyamorous Groupchat to Trish’s Reverse Harem Anime
Spicy Woman has changed Hentai Fetish to Thot
Spicy Woman: Much better.