Chapter Text
Dissonance
6:57 PM
cay-kun created new group chat.
cay-kun renamed the group chat to “heartslabyul besties!! <3”.
cay-kun invited 4 people.
cay-kun gave babey boi riddle admin privileges.
babey boi riddle: What is this for, Cater?
acey: ooh sweet group chat
acey: cards theme everyone go go go
acey changed his nickname to ace of hearts.
deucey changed his nickname to two of spades.
heartslabyul dad trey changed his nickname to three of clovers.
cay-kun changed his nickname to four of diamonds.
babey boi riddle: What’s going on?
babey boi riddle: Why are everyone’s names changing all of a sudden?
babey boi riddle: Hello?
four of diamonds: seven riddle ur so innocent
ace of hearts: cards theme for everyone except dorm head riddle, his fits him
babey boi riddle: How do you do that? How are you all changing your names like that?
two of spades: no offense, dorm head… but it really does fit
three of clovers: See the three dots at the corner?
three of clovers: Tap that and type what you want to have as your nickname
babey boi riddle: Ah, thank you, Trey. At least I hope you’re Trey…
three of clovers: I am, don’t worry
ace of hearts: not dorm head typing with perfect grammar pfft
babey boi riddle changed his nickname to queen of hearts.
queen of hearts: Did I do it?
four of diamonds: …
ace of hearts: …
two of spades: …
four of diamonds changed queen of hearts’ nickname to babey boi riddle.
four of diamonds: mm much better
babey boi riddle: WHO CHANGED IT BACK
babey boi riddle: @four of diamonds YOU.
four of diamonds: what
four of diamonds: it fits you
babey boi riddle: You can’t fool me any longer with these nicknames. I’ve figured out who all of you are.
ace of hearts: sure about that dorm head
babey boi riddle: Yes. You’re Ace, I can tell.
babey boi riddle: Now if all of you would excuse me for a moment.
babey boi riddle is offline.
ace of hearts: …
two of spades: …
three of clovers: Cater, I think you pissed him off
four of diamonds: yeah right
four of diamonds: what’s he gonna do to ajsiru2xcv8ry0n4jikl8tyn
ace of hearts: ???
three of clovers: Cater?
babey boi riddle is online.
babey boi riddle: Apologies for leaving so suddenly, everyone.
two of spades: diamond-senpai what did dorm head do to you??
four of diamonds: I’M SORRY RIDDLE-KUN PLS TAKE THE COLLAR OFF ME
babey boi riddle: What does ‘pls’ mean?
ace of hearts: he’s saying please dorm head
ace of hearts: he wants you to take the collar off
four of diamonds: 😭🙏
babey boi riddle: Change my name back first.
four of diamonds: YES OFC QUEEN ANYTHING FOR YOU QUEEN
four of diamonds changed babey boi riddle’s nickname to queen riddle.
queen riddle: Well, it’s not the Queen of Hearts. But I’ll take it.
queen riddle: You should feel it coming off soon.
four of diamonds: IT’S OFF
four of diamonds: TYSMMMM RIDDLE
four of diamonds: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN FR
three of clovers: You’re being a bit too enthusiastic for something you brought on yourself
queen riddle: Trey is right. And Ace, what is Cater saying?
ace of hearts: cater-senpai says ‘thank you very much’ and ‘all hail the queen, for real’
queen riddle: Ah, I see. Thank you, Ace.
ace of hearts: you’re welcome, dorm head! XOXO
two of spades: in the group chat ace? really? keep it behind closed doors i don’t need to know what you do with dorm head in your free time
queen riddle: Isn’t Ace just asking for a game of tic-tac-toe? It’s a rather simple game, but I don’t have much else to do at the moment.
ace of hearts: …
two of spades: …
three of clovers: …
four of diamonds: …sweet seven riddle u really are so innocent
three of clovers: Riddle, check your DMs please
7:29 PM
DMs: Trey Clover
Trey: Riddle, you do realize that XOXO stands for hugs and kisses, right?
Riddle: …I did not.
Riddle: So Ace sent me that because he wants to cuddle, then?
Trey: Possibly
Trey: Where is he?
Riddle: In his room, probably. I’m not sure.
Trey: Alright good
Riddle: What does that mean? Trey?
Riddle: Trey??
Group chat: heartslabyul besties!!
ace of hearts: LISTEN IN MY DEFENSE
ace of hearts: I DIDN’T REALIZE DORM HEAD DIDN’T KNOW
three of clovers: Don’t worry
three of clovers: The queen has been enlightened
four of diamonds: lmao trey did you teach riddle what xoxo meant
three of clovers: You’ll see
queen riddle: Ace, if you really would like to XOXO, my door is unlocked
two of spades: Dorm Head Rosehearts What The Fuck
ace of hearts: sweet
ace of hearts: coming over now! <3
ace of hearts is offline.
queen riddle: I’ll be waiting, love.
queen riddle: And watch your language, Deuce.
two of spades: sorry dorm head…
queen riddle: It’s alright if you slip up. All I ask is that you make a conscious effort not to say those kinds of things.
two of spades: yes dorm head :)
queen riddle: Very well. Good night, everyone.
three of clovers: Good night, Riddle
four of diamonds: gn!!
two of spades: good night dorm head!
queen riddle is offline.
four of diamonds: treyyy come cuddle with me toooooo
three of clovers: Alright, I’m coming
four of diamonds is offline.
three of clovers is offline.
two of spades: …
two of spades: sometimes i wish epel was in this dorm too, this is unfair
two of spades is offline.
10:56 PM
four of diamonds is online.
four of diamonds: @ace of hearts is riddle asleep
ace of hearts is online.
ace of hearts: yep
ace of hearts: think he’s having a nice dream, he’s like smiling and mumbling in his sleep
ace of hearts: seven he’s so cute
four of diamonds: send pics or it didn’t happen
ace of hearts sent a picture.
four of diamonds: ur right that’s adorable
ace of hearts: why’d you ask, cater-senpai
four of diamonds: riddle is asleep post luigi
four of diamonds: nvm trey smacked me and told me to sleep
ace of hearts: don’t worry i’ll do it for you
four of diamonds: thanks!! acey mvp fr
four of diamonds is offline.
ace of hearts: i am so sorry in advance dorm head
ace of hearts:
ace of hearts is offline.