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  1. Hot Rod keeps him warm (dude is battery-powered like a real cassette playing. He gets cold easily XD)

    Now I'm just imagining Cyberverse Hot Rod beating a floating Matix with a stick yelling "BE GONE DEMON. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" While the matrix tries to float closer to him. XD

    Someone mistakes him for a dead body after a battle. He wakes up in the corpse pile and walks out of the corpse room, scaring all the new recruits. they start a rumor that he is immortal. Starscream feels offended (He doesn't know why).

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    1. Hot Rod is now Soundwave's personal space heater. He's never going back to the Decepticons because that means losing Hot Rod.

      Hot Rod is happy how he is. He doesn't need the Matrix instantly aging him 30 years and giving him a mid-life crisis.

      Starscream is the immortal one! Not Soundwave :(

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      1. Soundwave: "Nemesis: Cold. Damp. Dangerous. Rodimus: Warm. Capable. Dangerous."
        Rodimus: "You're supposed to be in a cell."
        Soundwave: "Autobot Containment: Lacking."

        The Matrix just slowly follows him around.

        Starscream, as a ghost: "This is horrifying."

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        1. Don't worry Hot Rod, your presence is all that's needed to keep Soundwave contained.

          The Matrix is following Hot Rod around like a sad puppy, but Hot Rod is not budging.

          XD He'd prefer to have an actually working body.

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          1. Consider: Soundwave can purr, and he's always purring when sitting next to Hot Rod. XD

            When it gets too close he smacks it

            Shockwave has to make him a new body XD

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            1. Soundwave is so cute contently leaning against Hot Rod and purring as he naps. Hot Rod is trapped and cannot go to work, but it is a necessary sacrifice to keep Soundwave a prisoner.

              Hot Rod is a cat smacking the overeager dog Matrix.

              Shockwave adds a bunch of upgrades when he builds Starscream a new body.

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              1. Plus, less expensive than a cell! XD

                "Begone!"
                "Arise..."
                "I WILL CONTINUE TO SLEEP"

                Starscream can now actually scream like a star XD

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                1. An added bonus is that they don't have to worry about Soundwave trying to break out!

                  Hot Rod refuses to arise. He will remain unrisen.

                  Starscream will be such a menace with all that power.

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                  1. Galvatron is fighting tooth and nail to get Soundwave back, and Soundwave is having none of it.

                    Hot Rod locks it in a box with big red "DO NOT OPEN" on it.

                    Megatron finally has to take him seriously XD

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                    1. Soundwave is warm, cozy, resting well, and full for once in his life. He is not going back to the Decepticons where it's cold and everyone is starving. Sorry Galvatron, but Hot Rod won Soundwave's loyalty.

                      Hot Rod starts treating the Matrix like it's a demon and not a holy artifact of their people.

                      At least his ears will have to take Starscream seriously.

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                      1. Soundwave: "Soundwave: Enjoys being Autobot Prisoner. Problem: Soundwave is loyal to Megatron."
                        Hot Rod: "I mean... he's dead."
                        Soundwave: "Galvatron: Made from Megatron."
                        Hot Rod: "Wait, really? I thought he was just a random, crazy bot who was a fanatic."
                        Soundwave: "........"
                        Hot Rod: "They really are pretty different. I mean, how many assassination attempts did Megatron deal with? Galvatron sees one mech slacking and he declares them a traitor and tries to have them killed. Crazy stuff."
                        Soundwave: "Soundwave: Will become Autobot. All Decepticon enemies: Dead. Leader of Decepticons: Dead. Reason fro Decepticons to exist: No longer present."
                        Hot Rod: "If you really want to..."

                        XD
                        "Hey Hot Rod, where's the Matrix?"
                        "You mean the monster hunting me down?"
                        *from within the closet* "Arise~~~"
                        "I'm dealing with it."

                        XD

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                        1. Poor Soundwave. The leader and faction he is loyal to is dead. At least he's getting away from Galvatron now.

                          I must admit I have a fic idea where Megatron goes so off the rails and moves so far away from the original Decepticon cause and ideals that Soundwave decides the best course of action is to kill Megatron and become the new Decepticon leader. And of course it catches everyone off guard that Soundwave, the most loyal Decepticon, is the one who actually kills Megatron.

                          The Matrix whispers power to Hot Rod, and Hot Rod is just like "Nah, I'm good."

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                          1. He doesn't have to worry about his family being murdered because of an ill-timed joke. XD

                            Starscream: "You know... I'm surprised but I'm also happy... I didn't expect you to do this."
                            Soundwave: "Megatron: Greatest threat to Decepticon Cause. Soundwave: Could not allow such a threat to continue to exist."
                            Starscream, suddenly very afraid: "Understood. Carry on."

                            Hot Rod doesn't need or want power, he just wants peace. XD

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                            1. The Autobots are so much safer than staying with Galvatron.

                              Yes! Everyone is on the wrong foot because after everything being the same for so long Soundwave shook it up in the most shocking way possible. Starscream is going to be tiptoeing around Soundwave for a while.

                              Hot Rod wants to go fishing, not lead his people!

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                              1. They are at least dry XD

                                Soundwave is on the list. Unfortunately (for the DJD): Soundwave Superior, Tarn Inferior. XD

                                Hot Rod: "I am a humble fisherman, not a leader."
                                The Matrix: "ARISE"
                                Hot Rod: "I only rise to catch fish early in the morning."

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                                1. The DJD can do nothing to Soundwave. Soundwave just proves he earned his position as the leader of the Decepticons and now no one wants to try going against him. Assassination attempts are at an all time low.

                                  Hot Rod and the Matrix are becoming a comedy duo now. XD

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                                  1. The DJD has to go through the ENTIRE Decepticon faction if they want to go after Soundwave XD

                                    I mean..... It is kind of funny. XD This holy artifact is being treated like a demon by the one it has chosen XD

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                                    1. The Decepticons are so happy to have an actual leader again. They aren't letting the DJD kill him.

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                                      1. Soundwave: The actual best leader (unfortunately, in most timelines, he is allergic to taking charge)

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                                        1. Soundwave wants to support a good leader, not be that leader. Unfortunately, no one else is qualified to lead the Decepticons so he has to do it himself :(

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                                          1. He has a family to worry about, he doesn't need a faction to worry about XD
                                            Sadly, the fact that he has a family makes him uniquely qualified to lead the decepticons!

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                                            1. He's so used to wrangling his kids into doing things that he's an expert at getting the Decepticons to do their jobs.

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                                              1. Rumble and Frenzy have been so much trouble, he has gotten used to dealing with people who make "art" out of corpses. XD

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                                                1. XD He has that "you will do what I tell you or else, mister" voice down. While Optimus is the Autobots' dad, Soundwave is the Decepticons' dad.

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                                                  1. Soundwave: *gives an order*
                                                    A Decepticon: *Sasses him*
                                                    Soundwave stares at them, arms crossed. He doesn't say anything, he just stares at them until they mutter "Sorry sir." and scurry off to complete said task.

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                                                    1. Soundwave has mastered the disappointed parent stare! No one wants to be on the receiving end of it!

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                                                      1. XD
                                                        He can get them to do things without violence

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                                                        1. XD

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