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  1. CircleCautious Fri 11 May 2018 02:03PM UTC

    This is very cute but also you absolute madman you actually did it?!

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    1. pyrrhic_victoly (cthchewy) Sat 12 May 2018 01:14AM UTC

      Well, half of it was already there… It called to me, a whisper of madness. "Write me, bro" it said. And then in the voice of Amy Lee, "Bring~ me~ to~ life~"

      At least I stopped myself before describing in loving detail the twisted relationship between the servile SWEEP BRO, a janitor/whipping boy, and HELLA JOFF, the incestuous lovechild of Jeff and Game of Thrones.

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      1. CircleCautious Sat 12 May 2018 07:54AM UTC

        Well let no one say I'm a beacon of sanity and good influence.

        I don't know maybe we needed to read that. The tragic tale, of the virtuous Sweep Bro, (Dusting away in his French maid outfit, sure that eventually all these years of training would make him a Kung Fu God.) the vile Hella Joff,(Blond, always sunburned, attempts to harm a llama only to be savagely murdered in the second act, no one cares) and his conniving debutante sister Bella Goth. ( arranged everything to get those sweet sweet French maid muscle pics.) Yes a tale as old as thyme.

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        1. pyrrhic_victoly (cthchewy) Sat 12 May 2018 05:10PM UTC

          Oh man, I dunno. I dunno if the world is ready for that sort of deviant dungeon porn. It's obvs also a Fifty Shades parody, where the fifftyy shads are referring to the pairs of sunglasses that Sweep Bro must clean every day, among other duties which supposedly were filmed but then edited with a huge black CENSURED bar, Warming: to HOT to handal

          Anytime the moaning gets too sensual, it's covered up with the sound of tortoises mating. The scene also occasionally cuts to a tortoise humping a shoe. (It's super cute, I highly recommend looking this up on YouTube.)

          A tale as old as thyme, song as old as rime? Gardener/Sailor torrid romance for sure. Which brings me to the other rejected Bro/Jeff pair, Swell Bro and Henna Jeff. Swell Bro rides the swelling waves, and is also a real swell guy. He's like a black and white historical propaganda movie sailor Bro who talks in archaic slang. Henna Jeff is a hippie. He grows hydroponic weed.

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