Natasha Romanoff, Professional Problem Solver
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Hot Chocolate by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow (Marvel Comics)
19 Apr 2026
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“So,” Natasha says. “You’re Spiderman.”
The kid is practically hyperventilating, staring at her with those damn eyes. “You . . . you . . .”
“Relax,” she says, heading over to her secret stash of cocoa. “If I wanted to kill you, you’d be dead. Do you want some hot chocolate?”
OR: The first time Natasha meets Stark's kid, it's three in the morning; spiders don't sleep, after all. Natasha is used to being the only spider.
The wonderful podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41382891, done by the magnificent Lemon_Avocado.
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Calligraphy by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow (Comics)
22 Aug 2021
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“Every word you say is important,” Peter tells Natasha. “There’s no bullshit with you. Me, I’m always babbling about something or another. You know what they say, Peter Parker just can’t shut up. My facehole is awash with the English language. My mouth spews diction like—”
“Peter.”
“You see what I mean?” he asks. “I just . . . I feel like nothing I say matters.”
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It’s been seven months since the Blip.
They’re handling the aftermath about as well as can be expected. Peter’s still a high school senior, even though it's been five years since he was supposed to graduate. Clint drinks to forget that Natasha died on Vormir every time except the last. Tony isn’t taking calls from anyone, not even Peter. Thor is trying to track down Loki, who’s wreaking havoc in Amsterdam. Steve’s grappling with the realization that, as much as he doesn’t belong in the present, he doesn’t belong in the past either.
Natasha knows that words can’t do a damn thing to fix the damage of a war. But this team is the found family she never thought she’d get. Like hell if she’s going to let that fade away without a fight.
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Sequel to Hot Chocolate / Revised 1/17/21
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Empire by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Black Widow (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
16 Jul 2024
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Natasha and Steve go to couple’s therapy. There are a few complications. Their counseling clinic is a front for a Hydra cell that’s seized northern Manhattan. More importantly, they’re definitely not dating.
Also, Steve may or may not be in love with Natasha.
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“I resent being compared to Peggy Carter,” Nat tells their therapist. “Yes, Steve— I assassinated a few people and committed every war crime in the book. That doesn’t make me a bad person.”
Steve knows this is all scripted, but he finds himself getting angry for no logical reason.
“I don’t think you’re a bad person.” His voice rises. “If I did, I wouldn’t be dating you. This isn’t about Peggy."
“It’s always about Peggy.” Nat flips her gaze to the therapist. “He says her name in bed sometimes."
Steve’s hands clench into fists. She’s going off script, damn it, and now he has to go off script, too.
“Nat cheated on me with Tony and Thor,” he improvises. “That’s what she was doing while I was checking my pal Bucky into a rehabilitation clinic. She's emotionally distant.”
“Once again, Mr. Rogers.” The therapist sounds tired. “Let's try our best to keep this constructive.”
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