The Great British Columbia Bake Off

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• B.A.K.E.O.F.F (by Dolly Varden Cake) by Planet_Hunter

  Fandoms: Wynonna Earp (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  03 Dec 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught
  • Nicole Haught
  • Nicole Haught's Mother
  • Waverly Earp
  • Wynonna Earp
  • Doc Holliday (Wynonna Earp)
  • Jeremy Chetri
  • Robin Jett
  • Xavier Dolls
  • Randy Nedley
  • Champ Hardy
  • Bunny Loblaw
  • Ambrose Dickenson | Fish
  • Kate (Wynonna Earp)
  • Mattie Perley | The Blacksmith
  • Mercedes Gardner
  • Paul Hollywood
  • Mary Berry
  • Sue Perkins
  • Mel Giedroyc
  • Bake Off AU
  • Idiot!Nicole
  • sad!Waverly
  • AccidentalArsonist!Wynonna
  • GoodDad!Nedley
  • Sweet!Jeremy
  • Doc!Doc
  • OC Natalie Haught
  • a.k.a Dead!Momma Haught
  • OC Jane the Sonographer who is my future wife
  • Bunny is a dick
  • champ is a dick
  • paul is a dick
  • There’s a whole bunch of dicks in this fic
  • I’m going to stop writing dick now
  • Although Wynonna will say ‘ye big olde sack of airless dingadongies’ eventually
  • Baking puns and innuendo including Lady fingers jokes
  • Nicole’s Mom talks to her in her mind
  • just go with it
  • Angst written in crayon
  • Smut written in pure fear
  • Comedy written in the Queen’s English
  • All other words written in blood over 18 months 3 weeks and 4 days
  • Trigger warning for death and discussion of terminal illness (cancer) in chapter 8
  • But parts of it are also funny because this is a Bake Off AU
  • Also features gratuitous overuse of pineapples. Consider yourselves warned

  Summary

  Recipe:
  Take one adored, innuendo filled British TV show about amateur bakers competing to win a coveted cake stand.
  Mix with supernatural Canadian TV show about redemption, found family and self acceptance.
  Add more knob jokes.
  Stir until just combined then pour into a well greased Ao3 pan.
  Bake for 12 chapters then serve Haught to a hopefully receptive audience.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Great British Columbia Bake Off

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  186,157

  Chapters:

  12/12

  Comments:

  487

  Kudos:

  460

  Bookmarks:

  90

  Hits:

  13,577

• What’s love got to do with Italian Meringue? (By Tina Turnover) by Planet_Hunter

  Fandoms: Wynonna Earp (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  28 Jun 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught
  • Waverly Earp
  • Nicole Haught
  • Wynonna Earp
  • Great British Columbia Bake Off AU One-Shot
  • The kind where nothing happens
  • Wynonna Earp meets Bake Off meets Gogglebox
  • I mean who wouldn’t watch Wynaught on Gogglebox?
  • Waverly’s POV for once
  • Comedy now written in the King’s English apparently
  • Don’t worry it’s all utter nonsense as you would expect
  • Also this is Namaenai_Writes’s fault not mine
  • Like the Millennium Falcon’s failure to jump to hyper-drive wasn’t Han’s fault either
  • Features inappropriate use of aprons and the inappropriate business practices of The Hardy’s
  • That’s right you did not misread that tag
  • Also - PINEAPPLES!

  Summary

  All in one-shot recipe:
  Take one bonkers AU combining a British amateur baking competition with a supernatural Canadian TV show.
  Add the general concept of a third show inconceivably about regular people being filmed watching telly.
  Sift in an unexpected package delivery, thirsty Waverly, and a one-year-olds implausible yet Earpy first words.
  Stir until it just about makes sense then bake for a quick one-shot served cold onto an unsuspecting audience.

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Great British Columbia Bake Off

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,241

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  52

  Kudos:

  77

  Bookmarks:

  19

  Hits:

  735