Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Cooking with Assassins by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
30 May 2023
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“What do you want to do with your life?”
“I think, ideally, I could be a traveling chef. That way, I could ride a horse, explore, and cook for anyone I meet!” Link smiles softly. “But I suppose I could settle for just one of those things. Horses are wonderful and they have really soft noses, and exploring would be an amazing experience to make new memories with. But eventually, my horses would die from either a monster or old age, and someday I’d see everything there is to see in Hyrule. But cooking? As long as I have people to enjoy it, I think it would be a great way to live my life.”
Alternatively: Link accidentally joins the Yiga Clan almost immediately after leaving the Great Plateau.
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- Part 1 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Putting the Sand in Sandwich by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
03 Jul 2023
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“How did you manage to get the rupees for that outfit?”
“I sold a bunch of stuff from my slate that I didn’t need!”
“...How much stuff is in there, anyway?”
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Adak leads Link to the Yiga Hideout.
(Sequel to Cooking with Assassins!)
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- Part 2 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Cakes for Killers by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
06 Jul 2023
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“If you’re having second thoughts,” Adak had whispered, barely heard above the desert wind. “Then go back now. I’ll take the fall for losing you. I’m telling you this now, because once we reach the entrance of Karusa Valley, there’s no going back. The Eye of the Yiga is everywhere, Link. Nowhere is truly safe from us.”
Link meets Master Kohga.
(Sequel to Putting the Sand in Sandwich, and threequel to Cooking with Assassins!)
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- Part 3 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Red Velvet Moon by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
08 Aug 2023
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He sleeps poorly, but he dreams.
He dreams of Hyrule– of places he’d been familiar with a lifetime ago– and it’s all red. There are monsters everywhere, appearing out of thin air with snarling faces and glowing eyes. There’s a voice, Zelda’s, pleading desperately with him to be careful. Link wakes up to red wisps and magenta embers disappearing into the ether.
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Life for Master Kohga, and the Yiga Clan in general, is good.
It becomes significantly less good when Lord Ganon contacts him during the Blood Moon.
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Alternatively: How is one supposed to react when a cult leader chooses to suddenly betray their god?
Series
- Part 4 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Dessert in the Desert by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
07 Sep 2023
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This has to be a trap.
“Why would I help you?”
The cult is probably going to do something to horrifically embarrass her before either killing her or sending her off with a message. Hell, maybe she’ll be the message, dropped off as a mutilated corpse right outside the city gates. There’s no way she’s getting out of this unscathed.
But maybe if she plays this convincingly enough, she’ll be able to take back the Thunder Helm, right out from under the Yiga Clan’s stupid masks.
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Alternatively: Barta stumbles into the Yiga Hideout and gets a lot more than she bargained for.
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- Part 5 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Treats for Traitors by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
10 Aug 2023
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“The shrine above the village has activated,” Dorian reluctantly reports. “But the Hero has yet to show himself. It’s been two months.”
“I’m not surprised,” Maton responds, and there’s an undercurrent of vindictive glee in his voice. “We found him first.”
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Alternatively: Dorian of Kakariko Village meets with a Yiga blademaster and receives some startling news.
(A side-story for the Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition series!)
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- Part 6 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition
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Cutthroat Kitchen Cult Edition: Side Dishes by Rawrpeep
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
23 Oct 2023
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A series of side-stories for Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition that aren’t plot-relevant.
Chapter One: Wish
“What’s the occasion?”“You don’t know?” Nema asks, an embarrassed flush rising to her cheeks when Link simply raises an eyebrow as pointedly as possible. “…Right. Amnesia. My bad.” She clears her throat, recovering quickly as her eyes light up. “Tonight’s a meteor shower!”
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- Part 7 of Cutthroat Kitchen: Cult Edition