The Ranch
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Is that a can in your pocket or are you just hay-ppy to see me by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2024
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"He was desperate for a shower; mucking out all the stables had taken him the best part of the day. He’d long ago lost his shirt, unable to handle the fabric sticking wetly to his skin. His hair had been pulled back into a high bun to get as much of it off his face and neck as possible, but the constant movement had shaken wisps loose. It stuck to his neck and forehead and he could feel the rest of the bun threatening to break free.
Crowley swiped the towel across his face and neck, dipping down to catch the rivulets of sweat that had gathered along his breastbone as he turned. He groaned at the minor relief the soft towel gave him from the sticky feeling of sweat coating his skin.
“Uh,” someone coughed politely.
"Crowley is minding his own business when this tall glass of cold water walks in.
And he plans to drink deep.Series
- Part 1 of The Ranch
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Many hay-nds make light work by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2024
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Aziraphale has paperwork to do.
Crowley knows exactly what his office window looks out onto.It's him. And Crowley know's exactly how to provide the maximum distraction.
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- Part 2 of The Ranch
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Neigh-ked in-stable-ility by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2024
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"Get a surprisin’ amount of repressed guys on farms, lookin’ for a quick tumble, no questions, no strings.”
Aziraphale raised an eyebrow and looked Crowley up and down, “I’m aware.”
Crowley grinned, and ran his tongue over his lips, sucking the bottom one in and lowering his lashes. Aziraphale’s lips quirked and he turned around to get his own water bottle out of his saddle bag, not entirely surprised when he found himself pressed up against the flank of his horse.
“Oh!” He exclaimed.
“Oh don’t act all surprised, you knew what ya were doin’ lookin’ at me like that.” Crowley growled in his ear.
"Aziraphale finally joins Crowley on a ride out.
Early morning, all alone.Well almost all alone. But that's kinda doing it for Aziraphale.
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- Part 3 of The Ranch
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Power In-bale-ance by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2024
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"“I think you’ll find I’m quite hot and sweaty as well.” Aziraphale said, pulling his legs in and pushing himself to his feet. “In fact, I might follow your excellent example.” His fingers ran up the lengths of his suspenders, pulling them away from his body so Crowley could see how the thick elastic had pressed his shirt into his skin, dampness collecting there and causing it to stick. Aziraphale slid them off his shoulders letting them fall to his hips. He flexed his arms, rolling his neck and letting out a soft sigh at the sensation.
Crowley stared at him openly. “Might need to keep goin’. Not sure that’ll cut it,”
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It's been a long, hard couple weeks working on the ranch without any spare time but Crowley 's just caught sight of Aziraphale heading to the barn, the nice, empty barn....
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- Part 4 of The Ranch
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Un-Cinch-able Desire by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Mar 2024
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So here he was in between his boss’ legs. His hands down best sex ever casual dalliance boss. Kissing him like it was going out of fashion against his own well-reasoned advice not to.
Crowley broke away, sucking in a deep breath and blinking to try and clear his head. They were so close and Aziraphale was looking at him curiously.
“I’ve got somethin’ for ya,” Crowley blurted. Aziraphale looked surprised. “Well, for us. I guess. I dunno. Seemed like you might be into it.” His eyes darted away, and Crowley was painfully aware of his face heating up. It had seemed like a good idea earlier, now he wasn’t sure.
Aziraphale’s face shifted and he raised an eyebrow. “Oh? Well you seem to have a pretty good handle on what I enjoy, so I imagine it’ll be delightful.”
Crowley stepped back, taking a deep breath to clear his head. “You can say no, obviously. It’s fine.”
“Can’t imagine I will,”----
Crowley bites the bullet and uses Aziraphale's mobile number to arrange a situation-these sorts of things need a firm surface and some privacy, after all.
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- Part 5 of The Ranch
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An in-crop-able reward by sixbynine
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 May 2024
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Aziraphale let an embarrassing noise out and clenched his fingers into fist in front of his keyboard. “Yes sir.”
It came out automatically and he closed his eyes, opening his mouth to apologise and take it back when Crowley spoke.
“Sir?”
Aziraphale opened his eyes and looked up at him, Crowley’s face was flushed pink and he was looking at him curiously.
“Just…ah, an automatic response.”
Crowley’s mouth curled up in a satisfied smile, “Automatic? Guess that means this isn’t your first rodeo?”
Aziraphale rolled his eyes, the joke did serve to ease the tension and he relaxed — as much as he could with a riding crop inches from his skin. “Something like that.”----
Some text's are sent, nothing of any substance is discussed, Aziraphale really should have returned all his riding equipment to the stables.
Or not.
This is one way to get his spreadsheets done faster.Series
- Part 6 of The Ranch
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Hay-d over Heels by sixbynine for Depressedpenguin2
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Dec 2024
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“You upset me!” Aziraphale batted Crowley’s hands away and flicked the buckle open.
“You coulda said somethin’!” Crowley pushed Aziraphale off him, sending him stumbling forwards and into the large wooden post that supported the roof over their heads, using the brief space between them to get his own trousers open.
“Really!?” Aziraphale snorted and looked over his shoulder incredulously. “I was trying very hard to follow your rules.” Crowley shoved Aziraphale’s trousers down around his hips, enjoying the shiver that passed over the other man as the cold air hit his skin and he felt the small fragment of what was left of his self imposed resolve crumble.
“Well I fuckin’ give up okay? Fuckin’ break them, Aziraphale.”___
Aziraphale redoes that shoddy trail schedule, Crowley is not happy and that makes Aziraphale not happy.
Naturally the only way to deal with this is to go and fix a fence in the middle of a storm.Series
- Part 7 of The Ranch