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Oscar walks beside Mark, half-listening as he rambles about sponsor meetings, pretending she doesn’t notice the bright bursts of paparazzi flash around her.
Ahead of her—walking in the opposite direction—comes a cluster of Red Bull personnel, and at the centre stands Helmut Marko, the last person she wants near her morning.
They pass each other—Oscar moving forward, the Red Bull group moving toward her—and as they slip by, Marko turns his head deliberately, eyes flicking over her as he speaks with a bladed smile.
“Schwanzlutscher.”
It’s spoken like a compliment.
Like he thinks she’s too stupid to understand it.Oscar only flashes him a grin even sharper than his own.
In smooth, fluent German (thank you, Mickie), she fires back:
“Yeah—you are. But what about me?”Then she simply strides ahead to catch up with Mark, who watches her with the quiet resignation of her actions, ignoring the way Marko goes wine-red as he splutters and yells after her
OR:
After three brutal years in Formula 1, Oscar Piastri wakes up back in August 2022 and decides she’s going to become the greatest driver the world has ever seen.
Whether F1 wants her to or not.
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- Part 10 of A Femininomenon. A what? A Femininomenon!!!
- Part 1 of F1 drivers
- Part 1 of Oscar Piastri
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The lanyard was placed in her hand deliberately, almost ceremoniously.
Oscar looked down.
OSCAR PIASTRI
RACE ENGINEER 2021
ORACLE RED BULL RACING…plus a barcode, and some fine print she didn’t bother reading.
She stared at the plastic badge for three full seconds, her mind cycling through scenarios: a prank? Too elaborate. Weak eyesight? Maybe.
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In which, Oscar Jacqueline Piastri, three-time world champion and professional F1 driver, wakes up to what she assumes is a PR stunt—only to find herself in a version of reality that doesn't make sense.
Oh well.
Even, if she is in a different world, her mission is clear: Max Verstappen is her driver here, so it's her job to make sure he wins—no matter what.
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- Part 2 of Oscar Piastri
- Part 2 of F1 drivers