The Archives
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“Why a macchiato?” I finally ask as I steam the milk.
“Why not a macchiato?”
“Don’t be contrary.” I shoot back. “If you don’t like milk, order an espresso.”
“I do like milk.” He rests his elbows on the counter, a slow smile spreading across his face as he stares across at me.
“Then order a flat white.”
“Not that much milk.” One corner of his lips ticks up in a lopsided smirk.
My eye twitches. “F—” Fuck you, is what I was going to say, but at the last minute I realise he’s still a customer and I need to remain professional…and also I don’t want to give him the satisfaction of knowing how much he irritates me.
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Because every fandom needs a coffee shop AU.
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- Part 1 of The Archives
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"You can't arbitrarily charge some customers more because you don't like them, that's illegal—"
"You're not in uniform," I point out. "Are you going to arrest me, officer?"
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Or: five times Sloane Mairi (sometimes metaphorically) told Dain Aetos to go fuck himself, and the one time she (literally) told him to fuck her.Series
- Part 2 of The Archives