Turtles All The Way Up (Laurie’s Diary)
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Hello. I am a turtle. I live in a stony pond in the Vatican. This is my story of meeting a new friend in white. (I will later learn that his name is Benny Taz and he is probably a mate of Tom Ash.)
Series
- Part 1 of Turtles All The Way Up (Laurie’s Diary)
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It Shall Be Okay, My Grey Eyed Friend by Valgus
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
22 Jun 2025
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After my best friend the Two Legs in White passed, I, turtle, started getting a new visitor in the pond.
His name, interestingly enough, was Yarn Whoosh. I heard other Two Legs called him that, especially Tom Ash.
Like his name, he is very... yarn-y and wind seemingly can easily carry him away, like whoosh.
Yarn is a thin man who trembles, sweats, and smells rather funny when I first met him. It is not a good smell, but he also looks very distressed. Perhaps Two Legs emit such smell when they're sad? Like a bug? Maybe. I don't know much, I'm just a turtle.
He looks at me and he starts crying.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh, Yarn, what is going on?
(Laurie the turtle is trying to cheer Janusz up.)
Series
- Part 2 of Turtles All The Way Up (Laurie’s Diary)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
- Hits:
- 118
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The Tedesco Redemption Arc (Lowkey) by Valgus
Fandoms: Conclave (2024), Conclave - Robert Harris
22 Jun 2025
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“Oh, look, Eminence Tedesco is chasing a turtle.”
“... Eminence Tedesco is what?!” Agnes snaps her head towards the window. “Sister Shanumi, please don’t start recording this,” Agnes sighs without really trying to stop her.
Shanumi swears Agnes is kind of smirking as she looks out the window.
(Hello. I am one of the Vatican turtles called Laurie. For some reason, Ted Disco is following me! Very fastly! Very scarily! What is going on?!)
(AKA Tedesco tries to say sorry but he is, quite unfortunately, Tedesco.)
Series
- Part 3 of Turtles All The Way Up (Laurie’s Diary)