Egg Waitress
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Po Learm is not a Lust demon, dammit—he's a Wrath demon with a Lust curse. After an incident fighting a mysterious witch, he's been cursed to continuously bloat up full of golf ball-sized eggs and orgasmically lay them through his cock. The permanent pregnancy has steadily ruined Po's life, and he now lives only to enjoy his favorite livestream, Conquest Of The Otherworlds, where four Wrath demon warriors battle gods and monsters across alien landscapes in search of a magical artifact that will make Morn Ingstar into a demon god.
When Po starts selling his eggs to pay for his internet connection, he notices an odd shift in Morn's behavior. The cold, standoffish warrior becomes distracted and flustered, and his ankle-biting rival Kat Ana starts drip-feeding the audience details about a mysterious 'restaurant' Morn's been visiting where a shadowy figure they call The Egg Waitress serves him 'scrambled eggs that scramble his brains'. Po knows from the cashier that he only has one customer. It's definitely not Morn Ingstar…right?
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- Part 1 of Egg Waitress
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[Fluff and smut AU of Egg Waitress.]
Wrath General Morn Ingstar was one of the strongest damn demons in the Ambrelloshian Queendom. As a natural born warrior, his heroic destiny had been laid out from birth: he'd become an unstoppable demon Admiral and defend the borders from enemy gods and monsters so everyone in the Queendom—except him—could live peacefully. Then he'd take a dainty wife and sire imps to pass on his demonic genes.
Dammit, he wasn't supposed to fall in love with a Lust demoness waitress! Especially not one cursed to be permanently stuffed full of deliciously spicy little eggs so she had no room to carry his children. And especially not one who...turns out to be a guy? Why does he like men more when he’s supposed to have a wife and children? Why does he end up letting this guy lay eggs down his throat and up his ass? Why the hell is Morn the one who ends up pregnant?! Fuck, the Wrath General doesn't understand what destiny even is anymore!
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- Part 2 of Egg Waitress
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[Smut-Focused AU of Egg Waitress.]
Wrath demon Po Learm, cursed by a witch to be forever pregnant and lay eggs from his cock, lives vicariously through his favorite alternate dimension and distant planet-exploring livestream, Conquest Of The Otherworlds. But when Conquest's magic expert tips him off that his eggs might be more than they seem, Po suddenly finds himself trading his trashy little apartment and part-time job at the grocery store for a penthouse in the legendary Wrathgard tower and a job as the Ambrelloshian army's power supply. Po begins to wonder if he has a chance at seducing Conquest's star with his newfound power, but he's still a little egg-filled horndog, so surely he's still not attractive enough for Morn...right?
Meanwhile, Morn Ingstar starts having nightmares. He witnesses how the new Cheerer's growing eggs destroy the waistlines of the Lust attendants who incubate them, and instead of recoiling in horror like any normal warrior, Morn can't stop dreaming about Po Learm bending him over and fucking him so full of eggs he'll never have the right to call himself Wrathgard's strongest again.
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- Part 3 of Egg Waitress