Sicktember 2025

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• the room is full of people who love you by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  11 Oct 2025

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  • Derek Morgan & Spencer Reid
  • Alex Blake/James Blake
  • Alex Blake & Aaron Hotchner
  • Spencer Reid
  • Derek Morgan
  • Emily Prentiss
  • Alex Blake
  • David Rossi
  • James Blake
  • Penelope Garcia
  • JJ Jareau
  • Aaron Hotchner
  • Sickfic
  • Whump
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Vomit
  • listen all of these prompt fills are going to be super whumpy
  • Past Child Neglect
  • Past Child Abuse
  • Elizabeth Prentiss's A+ Parenting
  • Headaches
  • Sore throat
  • Allergies
  • the wonder twins - Freeform

  Summary

  More oneshots from the Patron Saint of Lost Causes verse, all written for Sicktember and Whumptober 2025.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Sicktember 2025
  • Part 7 of Whumptober 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,937

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Collections:

  2

  Comments:

  48

  Kudos:

  87

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  1,503

• unwitting sympathy by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Letters of Enchantment - Rebecca Ross  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  03 Sep 2025

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  • Roman Kitt/Iris Winnow
  • Iris Winnow
  • Roman Kitt
  • Divine Rivals
  • Sicktember 2025
  • Iris hasn't realized she's in love yet
  • sort of whumpy but it's mostly Iris being like "why do I feel sorry for this guy?"
  • Roman is just constantly beating himself up

  Summary

  Iris doesn't know why she's starting to feel sorry for Roman Kitt, but she'd really like it to stop, thank you very much.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,567

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  193

• wasted efforts by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  04 Sep 2025

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  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy) & Everyone
  • Raymond Chestnut/Allison Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Luther Hargreeves
  • Klaus Hargreeves
  • Allison Hargreeves
  • Raymond Chestnut
  • set during season 2
  • Five is having a full breakdown physically and mentally
  • if only they'd all gotten to the briefcase in time
  • Five swears like a tiny sailor
  • Sickfic
  • only one Hargreeves can hold the braincell at a time
  • Sick Number Five | The Boy
  • Whump
  • Ray is confused by Allison's collection of brothers
  • Implied Sexual Abuse
  • you can't tell me that Five wouldn't let the Handler do whatever she wanted with him in exchange for his family going home

  Summary

  Set during season 2. Five is pissed that his siblings couldn't get it together long enough to meet him in the alley and use the briefcase to travel home. Luther is pissed that Five is tanking fast and in a horrible mood about it.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,675

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  110

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  801

• the show must go on by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  04 Sep 2025

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  • Lucy Carlyle/Anthony Lockwood
  • Anthony Lockwood
  • Lucy Carlyle
  • George Cubbins | George Karim
  • George Cubbins | George Karim's Mother
  • Alternate Universe - Ballet
  • ballet babes AU
  • Whump
  • Pneumonia
  • lockwood whump
  • George and Lockwood are practically brothers
  • the Lockwood family haunts the narrative
  • Mrs. Karim is Lockwood's surrogate mother
  • Lucy is so stressed by the whole situation
  • Vomiting
  • established locklyle
  • the Karims became Lockwood's guardians when his parents died
  • Lockwood has asthma and he's in denial about it

  Summary

  Part of the ballet school AU. Lockwood comes down with something during Nutcracker rehearsals and tries to ignore it. Unfortunately a bad case of pneumonia isn't exactly something he can push through.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Sicktember 2025
  • Part 3 of pas de deux

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  13,295

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  13

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  640

• hidden damage by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  05 Sep 2025

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  • Ashley Campbell & Sal Fisher & Larry Johnson
  • Sal Fisher
  • Ashley Campbell (Sally Face)
  • Larry Johnson
  • Sal whump
  • Seizure
  • Sal Fisher Needs a Hug
  • Sal Fisher has brain damage
  • I mean he definitely had a TBI along with the injuries to his face
  • Sal Fisher & Larry Johnson are Siblings
  • Larry is the best protective big brother
  • Ash doesn't know what's happening but she wants to help
  • also you can't tell me that Sal's glitches aren't actually absence seizures
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Sickfic
  • there needs to be more whump in this fandom
  • Whump

  Summary

  Sal is fighting off the first signs of an impending seizure while at school. Larry knows how to help him but Ash doesn’t have a clue.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,116

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  49

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  320

• aches and pains by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  08 Sep 2025

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  • Noah Czerny & Richard Gansey III
  • Noah Czerny
  • Richard Gansey III
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Whump
  • Sickfic
  • headache
  • Noah has forgotten how to be a person
  • Gansey has insomnia
  • Gansey just wants to help
  • both of these little guys are so frickin touchstarved
  • Richard Campbell Gansey III is Neurodivergent as Hell

  Summary

  Noah has forgotten what it's like to be human again. Gansey does his best to help, even in the middle of the night.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,391

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  170

• finally home where I belong by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  09 Sep 2025

  Tags

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  • Number Five | The Boy & Sloane Hargreeves
  • Sloane Hargreeves
  • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Whump
  • Sloane is a Good Big Sister
  • Five deserves to have someone looking after him
  • Sloane Hargreeves Deserves Better
  • I have so many headcanons about Five's brain being soup after all the Trauma
  • Sloane and Five are both neurodivergent as hell

  Summary

  Most of the Hargreeves family is adjusting to life back in 2019 after leaving Hotel Oblivion. Five isn't adjusting, and Sloane is concerned.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,659

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  50

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  342

• the last day by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  12 Sep 2025

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  • Diane Fisher/Henry Fisher
  • Henry Fisher (Sally Face)
  • Diane Fisher
  • Sal Fisher
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Whump
  • the aftermath of the accident
  • Henry Fisher was never the same after that
  • I was wondering how Henry found out about what happened to his wife and son and this fic materialized
  • Diane Fisher Haunts the Narrative

  Summary

  Henry didn't know it was going to be the last day before everything in his life changed.

  Series

  • Part 8 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,564

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  11

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  74

• grand gestures by themetaphorgirl

  Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Sep 2025

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  • Richard Gansey III/Blue Sargent
  • Richard Gansey III
  • Blue Sargent
  • Maura Sargent
  • this is just very cute
  • Gansey is so awkward

  Summary

  Gansey thought it would be nice to bring some things over to Blue when she's under the weather, and then he starts wondering if it might be too much.

  Series

  • Part 9 of Sicktember 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,160

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  184