Against The Kitchen Floor

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• I Swear, I'm So Fucking Sorry by TheFoxStag011

  Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen, M/M
  • Work in Progress

  18 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Susan Bones/Harry Potter
  • Harry Potter & Severus Snape
  • Harry Potter & Blaise Zabini
  • Theodore Nott & Harry Potter
  • Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter
  • Hannah Abbott & Harry Potter
  • Hannah Abbott & Susan Bones
  • Susan Bones & Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter
  • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Harry Potter
  • Susan Bones
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Blaise Zabini
  • Theodore Nott
  • Hannah Abbott
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Severus Snape
  • Ron Weasley
  • Fred Weasley
  • George Weasley
  • Cedric Diggory
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Minor Original Characters - Character
  • Other Character Mentioned
  • BAMF Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • BAMF Harry Potter
  • BAMF Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • BAMF Susan Bones
  • Trans Male Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • trans susan bones
  • Dazai-Typical Suicide Mentions (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Dazai Osamu Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Soft Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Soft Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Nakahara Chuuya is So Done (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Simp Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Slytherin Harry Potter
  • Morally Grey Harry Potter
  • Morally Grey Susan Bones
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Codependency
  • My personal world building of the Harry Potter
  • Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
  • Fuck Canon
  • Graphic descriptions of violence
  • Molly Weasley Bashing
  • Ron Weasley Critical
  • Hermione Granger Critical
  • Fuck JK Rowling
  • We don't stand transphobes in this house
  • Rebirth
  • Ginny Weasley Critical
  • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
  • Canonical Child Abuse
  • Child Neglect
  • Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified
  • Dazai Osamu Has An Eating Disorder (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Self-Indulgent
  • Found Family
  • Caring Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Protective Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter)
  • Tom Riddle Redemption
  • Severus Snape Redemption
  • Sirius Black Redemption
  • No Beta We Die Like Umbrige Should Have
  • No Beta We Die Like Oda Shouldn't Have
  • Author hasn't read or watched Harry Potter in years
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Protective Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)

  Summary

  But Harry couldn’t pay much attention to his aunt.

  Because, while the burning continued, he remembered. Images of a life he hadn’t (had) lived flashed across his mind. A low, Japanese-speaking, voice came from his mouth as his bandaged hands moved in front of him. Brunet, messy, hair framed his face while his whiskey eyes (which shift to blood red or into black voids in the right light) overlooked a city, his home, Yokohama.

  Or

  Osamu Dazai and Chuuya Nakahara are reborn in the Harry Potter Universe.

  I don't support JK or her views. Hopefully, you shouldn't need to know both series to read this fic and I'll be willing to answer questions in the comments.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Against The Kitchen Floor

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  English

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