a very serious catalog of not so serious things
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"stop smiling at the broccoli" by infinityrots
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
06 Feb 2026
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“Stop smiling at the broccoli,” she said. “It’s creepy.”
“I’m not smiling at the broccoli,” he protested. “I’m smiling at my beautiful girlfriend who bullies me in public spaces.”
She huffed out a laugh and pulled Sally’s list from her coat pocket. “Okay, we need: milk, eggs, pasta, tomatoes, ground turkey, and… oh.” She raised an eyebrow. “Special request: ‘if they have those blue cookies again, please grab them for Percy :)’ She used a smiley.”
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Percy and Annabeth go on a grocery run.
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the mortifying, unbearable weight of a sleeping boyfriend by infinityrots
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
06 Feb 2026
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Percy Jackson is snoring on Annabeth's shoulder.
She's contemplating murder. She's also contemplating their future grandchildren.
It's a whole thing.
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