How to survive, but it's just Janka being Janka
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How to survive a masochist with avoidant attachment by unNOhumildeservidorpublico
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
22 Jun 2026
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Step one: First, don't get involved with the masochist ... Duh?
Step two: If you failed step one: Don't let the masochist (and his habit of showing up when he's not wanted) get too close.
Step three: If you failed step two, ignore his f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ habit of leaving when he's needed.
Easier said than done.
"Guess you're just not as strong as I thought."
What a stupid wish.
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How to survive a sadist with a big ego and low self-esteem by unNOhumildeservidorpublico
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
11 Aug 2026
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Step one: Get closer to him!
Step two: After successfully completing step one, praise the sadist a little.
Step three: When that stops being enough, give him the greatest praise of all:
"I love you."
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Jabber had joined the Cleaners a few months ago, and everything seemed to be going perfectly for Zanka.
Maybe having to go to Eishia so often was annoying, and maybe he was becoming a little irresponsible with his personal training because he spent so much time with Jabber.
But, all things considered, having Jabber around was nice. Don't tell him he said that.
But maybe he had gotten too comfortable. Maybe he hadn't noticed that having Jabber in the Cleaners was becoming more and more like keeping a bird in a cage.
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