A Series of Sexy Occurrences With Which Sakura Makes the Most of
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The two most unlikely people end up in a bit of a situation. A situation involving death falls, getting stranded on a rock in the middle of the ocean, being naked in the forest, and finding a love hotel with only one bed per room. Better make the best of it.
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Itachi recognized the Maiko playing the shamisen. She gave him a subtle glower and pointedly looked away. He took that to mean she was not happy with his presence but was not going to do anything about it.
Or perhaps she was remembering his intrusion into her hotel room after her affair with Kisame and the fact they had left her behind with no clothes. Kisame had roared with amusement when they had fled her scream that day.
He also remembered the way she had looked, dappled in sunlight and curled up to Kisame, content. Itachi had wanted a taste.
Uchiha Itachi liked strength, and that was something Haruno Sakura had. He had let her slip away once, he would not be foolish twice.
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In which there are Cage Fights, paper screens dividing her from utter humiliation, and gifts. And flexing. Don't forget the flexing. Sakura was pretty sure she could make Kisame swoon just by flexing her biceps.
Sakura could honestly say she was enjoying the ride. Or rides as it may be in this case.
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There is always a high chance, that when you are having a secret sexy arrangment with missing-nin that someone could find out. And then words like 'traitor' and 'spy' could get thrown around. Sakura would very much like to stop any such words from ever being thrown her way so she really does have to tell her dictator about this whole thing.
“I’ve been sleeping with Hoshigaki Kisame,” Sakura blurted out.
Tsunade stared at her, face not changing a millimetre.
“I don’t get the joke,” Tsunade finally said.
If only it was a joke. But there is a story to tell and a safe of dark secrets in the Hokage's office that Sakura never wanted to know about. If she hadn't been stupid enough to sleep with Uchiha Itachi as well she would never have had to know and could of went on in her ignorant bliss.
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With an extra scene with a guest appearance from Sasuke and his arrogant, not-as-pretty-as-Itachi face.
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Relationships are Hard, but also Really Easy when you Communicate by Pleasedial123
Fandoms: Naruto
28 Dec 2018
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What is love? Jewelry, fancy clothes, a night on the town. Stealing kisses in dark corners and filling the world with pink. Itachi and Sakura spend a few nights alone in a city like a real couple. Itachi and Kisame discuss some Haruno family backstory. And Itachi questions Love while Sakura and Kisame figure it out and make date plans.
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Love is a Sickness (and the Moral Ambiguity of Drugging Friends) by Pleasedial123
Fandoms: Naruto
31 Jan 2019
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Kisame drowns in Haruno Sakura and arranges a date night with Itachi for her. But duty before pleasure and Sakura must help heal Itachi while letting Kisame in on one large dark secret.
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Itachi was a tad upset over the medical intervention but he'll get over it Kisame and Sakura agree. So that's one hurdle down.
Next up; Akatsuki.
Tsuande is not happy with any of this.
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When your Sensei is a Troll but you Learned from the Best by Pleasedial123
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Oct 2019
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Sakura is neck deep in plots and schemes and now she has to drag Kakashi-sensei in with her. At least he's willing to listen to her when he finds her pinned to a tree by an S-class criminal.
After he tries to kill said criminal of course. And destroys a hotel wall. And tries to tease her which doesn't end well for him.
Kisame is just enjoying the view and Itachi is having a bit of a crisis about how much he loves this woman.
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Sasuke kills Orochimaru on a cold spring day and plots and machinations come to a head as the dominoes start falling. Sakura grabs her friends, her partners, and her battle-axe with both hands and tries to keep them alive as everything starts to fall in place.
There may be casualties.
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