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    After being frozen for over a century, Megatron awakens in a mindless rage. Starscream, as ever in the wrong place at the wrong time, tries his best to calm him down.

    Once Megatron's processors are working again, he coaxes his second- in his own uniquely blunt way- to try a little experiment.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    It’s Starscream’s emergence day, and on pain of death, Megatron had better get him something.

    (Why does everything have to be such a fucking ordeal with these two.) 

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Phoenix slams the table with his hands, just hard enough to spook Larry. “Why didn’t you tell me you were dating my ex-girlfriend?”

    Larry’s eyes flit to the corners of the room. “I’m gonna be honest, Nick.” His sheepish smile is far too genuine given what he says next. “I forgot.”

    “Are you kidding me?”

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    Phoenix finally agrees for him and Miles to go on a double date with Larry and his latest girlfriend, who apparently just got out of prison. Nothing could have prepared him for who he finds on the other side of the table.

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    31 May 2026

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    When Spamton comes back late again and lies straight to her face, Tenna doesn’t yell. She smiles, lights a cigarette, and slowly tears her messy little disaster apart on the office desk — with jealousy, filthy words, and a merciless strap-on. Spamton fucked up. Again.
    Now she’s bent over, soaked and sobbing, while her boss edges her senseless until she’s begging loud enough for the whole floor to hear. Possessive, dirty, and sickeningly sweet at the end.

    This is a continuation of "Fall into the Haze", but it is written so it can be read as a complete standalone oneshot.

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    30 May 2026

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    "The note." Miles knocks back the rest of the wine, clumsily reaching out to refill his glass with all the determination of a man who is now drinking for the sole purpose of getting spectacularly, smashingly wine-drunk. It's midnight. Phoenix's best friend had just confessed to not actually faking his suicide note. So it is, so it goes.

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