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   Disarming Severus Snape by Cunegonde

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Feb 2021

   Tags

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   • Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
   • Sirius Black & Crookshanks
   • Severus Snape
   • Remus Lupin
   • Crookshanks (Harry Potter)
   • Kreacher (Harry Potter)
   • Harry Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Humor
   • Misunderstandings
   • Cats
   • Comedy Gore
   • light dismemberment
   • seriously there’s blood but no violence
   • bad puns and childish innuendo
   • a little bit about dinosaurs
   • Snape does a whoopsie
   • maybe the weirdest thing I’ve ever written
   • no porn and barely any plot

   Summary

   Severus Snape would never go out of his way to help Remus Lupin, and he would never, ever be caught dead trying to cuddle up to him — at least, not if he can avoid it. After a moment of weakness and a panicked split-second decision, a classic(?) comedy of errors ensues.

   Set kind of loosely in OotP times but not really anchored in canon.

   If you don’t enjoy the phrase “vomit-encrusted appendage” you might want to give this one a miss. This is apparently my version of fluff! Happy Anti-Valentine’s Day!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,346

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   69

   Kudos:

   408

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   01 Oct 2021