Gifts for MissKiwi
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“Park County Paranormal Emergency Hotline, what is your emergency?” a bored female voice asked.
“Yeah, I’ve got a ghost in my pantry,” he said, sounding equally bored.
“I’m sorry, sir,” she said, “but we don’t handle new hauntings. We provide emergency services for generational inhabitants and the specters of attached siblings. We would recommend you hire an ex — ”
Craig hung up on her.
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Craig wakes up one morning after a failed ouija session to find a ghost in his pantry. But he can touch this ghost, so maybe Kenny isn't a ghost after all. As he tries to figure out exactly what Kenny is, he finds himself falling in lust and more with his strange pantry not-ghost, questioning everything he knows about his paranormal existence, and coming face to face with creatures not seen for over six hundred years.