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there’s things i just can’t hate forever by noeta
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jun 2026
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“D-Dennis,” Mac starts stammering, loudly, as if they aren’t the only two people in the room. “You’re home early! What happened to your date?”
Dennis doesn’t answer immediately, casting another appraising glance over Mac. He's still clutching the pillow to himself in earnest, but it’s shifting incrementally lower, like he’s slowly realizing how little it’s actually covering. Unfortunately for him, every fraction of additional coverage for his bulge only exposes an equivalent slice of cleavage. Now, normally, Dennis wouldn’t refer to that area as cleavage on him—wouldn’t even dream of it. Given the circumstance, however, it seems more than warranted.
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08 Jul 2026
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Being Inside a Really Big House by Pussyhands
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 Jun 2020
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Of course they end up running from the cops. Soaking wet, in their underwear and barefoot, clutching their new expensive clothes and shoes to their chests. “That was so homophobic” Dennis pants as he and Mac crouch behind some bushes. “Yeah they were real pieces of shit” Mac agrees. They look at each other, giggling like schoolgirls. The adrenaline rush has them giddy and electrified. Sure, they run from the cops almost every week, but being wet, barefoot and basically naked gives it a different flavor. Also, they’ve become separated from the rest of the gang, accidentally on purpose, and they’ve had their eyes locked now for longer than what would be considered normal between friends.
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- Part 9 of Dumb Kids
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05 Jul 2026
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you get me going (like a flame to a cigarette). by Anonymous
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
27 Jun 2026
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Dennis breaks their kiss momentarily, breathing heavily between whispers, “Shh, just let me in, baby boy. You asked what I wanted. Let me show you.” He looks down into Mac’s wide, brown eyes, brushing a thumb underneath in a comforting manner. With his other hand, the one with the lit cigarette between his fingers, he lifts it to Mac’s neck, pressing it into the tender skin as he crashes their lips together once more.
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Dennis puts his cigarette out on Mac and then they fuck nasty on the pool table at Paddy’s.
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04 Jul 2026
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"Oh my God—"
"Are we forgetting who's who here? Did pigs fly at some point today? Did we suddenly leave the world and end up somewhere where you think your ass isn't mine? Trying to fuck whoever you want? Are you crazy?"
"It's Dennis," Mac argues, trying to fight through the haze already forming over his mind at Charlie's words. "Logically, he's much more likely to fuck me first than he is to fuck you—we are roommates, so it just makes sense that—"
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- Part 1 of mercy
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04 Jul 2026
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“I read them over and over, you know that? So what’s interesting to me is that when Johnny was so desperate to get me out of the apartment…” Mac air-quotes the last part and Dennis feels the invisible binds tighten around him. They’re so close he can smell their last beers on Mac's breath as he practically whispers in his ear: “I always got the feeling he wasn’t doing anything, wasn’t thinking about anything except how hard he could make me cum.”
or: Mac and Dennis fight about The Texts (and then they fuck about it)
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03 Jul 2026