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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Oct 2026
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in vino veritas by neocardinia, spikenard
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2026
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"It wasn't even good sex, usually!" Qinghua continued, because he was apparently trying on purpose to give Mobei-jun the worst headache he'd had in months.
"Why not?" Mobei-jun croaked before he could think better of it.
"Oh, the first three times you have sex with someone don't count," Qinghua said casually. He wasn't even flustered. "It's always shit, right? You're just learning each other at that point, it's like calibrating a printer. If you only do it with someone once it's going to be terrible, guaranteed."
Mobei-jun calibrates a printer.
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11 Oct 2026
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Tip of the Iceberg by Nonymos for nonplussed podfics (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2025
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There is something weird about Shang Qinghua's new boss.
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11 Oct 2026
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同乐者 - People Who Laugh Together by Kat_o_nine_Tails
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Luo Binghe’s harem.
Literally.
(A.K.A. The author watched Pluribus.)
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10 Oct 2026
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Though he never found the proof of aliens he was looking for as a kid, Dib Membrane never gave up. And on a solo station orbiting Earth, he's finally handed the proof he's been searching for on a silver platter.
But when a stupid mistake strands him with that violent alien further away from home than he could've ever imagined, Dib will have to learn how to survive and coexist with him long enough to show that proof back home. That is, if he even wants to go home..
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08 Oct 2026