TheSnarkLord

The coat of arms I designed when I was 12: A lozenge, quarterly purpure and sable, on a chevron argent three dragons passant sable. The supporters are two gryphons and underneath is the latin motto "nec cupias nec metuas"



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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    "Then s'pose I was mistaken for your wife," Henry swallows, every word a rock, difficult in it's truth, "and you had me in your bed."

    Hans manages to collect the half-baked thought, form it before he can regret it. "I'd perform my duties as a lord should, of course."

    "'n one of your duties as a lord— as my lord— " and Henry has to bite down a smile at Hans' groan, the sound of him already lost, "is to provide heirs, ain't it?"

    "The most important one, I'd say." A touch so soft he could've imagined it, a palm lightly cupping his stomach. Henry relaxes his body. "And I am, above all," small circles above his navel, petting, "ever so dutiful."

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    In the space between battle and obligation, Hans and Henry craft a life for themselves.

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “You a sore loser, m’lord? Gonna make me chase you again, just to lose once more?”
    There’s a challenge in his voice, a defiant tilt to his chin where he sizes Hans up. Hans watches him push sweaty hair out of his eyes, revealing a dark smudge under one cheek, and wonders if it’s dirt or blood from their little scuffle.
    Hans swallows. “Once more,” he says simply. “Chase me.”
    Catch me, he doesn’t say.

    Or, Hans finds himself on the other side of the hunt.

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    22 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Hans and Henry fumble their way through the rites of actual, literal sodomy for the first time, and try not to freak out.

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    16 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Concepts for Galehaut DLC, this is basically my comic/fic but i put in some in game insight so it will be more immersive lol. Feel free to joining my haluness or not,

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    13 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Pretty, isn't she, Henry?"


    When Henry can't satisfy Hans's fantasies at the Kingfisher baths their night takes a sour turn.

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    13 May 2026