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Five is small, Klaus is tall, Five climbs up Klaus like a step stool.
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Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time by OverlyObsessed223
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Sep 2020
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“Besides, as I said earlier, Luther is capable of defending himself,” Five adds. “This is Number One we’re talking about. There are very few people on this planet who aren’t able to be crushed with his fists.”
“You think I don’t know that?” Klaus snaps, and it’s not until Five’s eyes narrow and Diego’s eyebrows furrow that he realizes he’s said too much.
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Apparently bringing up the fact that Vanya wasn't the first person Luther had choked out was a good enough distraction to get her out of that cell. Now Klaus just has to stop Diego from killing Luther.
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28 Jul 2026
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Diego whirled on her, glaring. “No! Our brother died! And what, that asshole just left him there? Didn’t even think to bring it up?!”
“Wow,” Klaus murmured, “He’s…really mad.”
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(Klaus lets it slip that he died, met God, and came back to life. His siblings are understandably shocked).
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It seemed like a good idea. Taking Five out for coffee after both of them found themselves wide awake in the middle of the night. Some brotherly quality time to pass the hours until breakfast. It was just their luck that the café they sat in got robbed.
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Klaus gets shot during a robbery and Five finds out his brother cannot die. It's a mess. An emergency family meeting is called and it all goes downhill from there until it gets better.
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