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   But what if we fought bread by a_pile_of_beetles for templesNdragons

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • General Audiences
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   • Gen, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Aug 2026

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   • Engineer & Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer & Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy & Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer & Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Pyro
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Bread Monster (Team Fortress 2)
   • Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)
   • RED Medic
   • RED Heavy
   • RED Pyro
   • RED Engineer
   • RED Team (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Team (Team Fortress 2)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • I am running on 3 cups of cold brew and dreams babyyyy
   • Medic is a workaholic
   • Medic is Medic
   • Medic def isnt my fav
   • Nonbinary Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Everyone is friends
   • Can be interpreted as ships but
   • I like friendship :)
   • beta read by big bro
   • Sedation
   • Non-Consensual Sedation
   • its ok i promise
   • will probs update tags as i continue writing
   • very mild HeavyMedic
   • Comic Book Science
   • i am not doing the science of how to bring bread back to life

   Summary

   Inspired by/based off of @wishfulsketching's modern cafe AU!
   This fanart: https://wishfulsketching.tumblr.com/post/822483677505339393

   The entire RED team are now baristas working at Reliable Espresso Delight! However Medic is a workaholic and shenanigans ensue.

   Oh yeah and they fight the bread monster from expiration date. That's it. that's the whole story lol.
   CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. I AM REDOING THE ENTIRE STORY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT LOL.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,959

   Chapters:

   2/5

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   22

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

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   Bookmarked by bluucap

   08 Aug 2026