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:D bro!! by FoxGlade
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Fantastic Four (Movieverse), Marvel (Movies)
09 May 2014
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“The really sad thing here, is I know how straight you are,” MJ adds.
“It’s true, my only loving is for the ladies,” Johnny says, with a deep sigh. “Don’t worry, Parker, if I suddenly go all Brokeback, I’ll be coming for you.”
“That sounds terrifying, please don’t do that,” Peter says.
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Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
22 Oct 2015
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"Pete, my man, my completely platonic best bro," he muttered to himself in the voice he reserved solely for mocking Johnny Storm. "Come over and watch my maybe sex tape! Fun times! Just two guys hanging out -" he slammed the bathroom door maybe a little harder than necessary "- watching the one guy's celebrity sex tape! Good clean fun!"
Mrs. Moretti downstairs banged on her ceiling with a broom.
Everything was coming up Parker tonight.
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Or, in which Peter proves himself tragically unable to take a hint. Post-Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, aka the time Johnny asked Peter to watch his sex tape.
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Tales From The Back Pages by Traincat
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse)
19 Nov 2016
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Peter Parker was born with his words. Johnny Storm's been sure his will be said sarcastically since he was a child. Everything else more or less happens according to plan.
A first words soulmate AU.
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Back Pages
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hoooooohhh my gosh I love this so so much like actually. I love this so much 💗
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Tutoring by CrzyFun
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Aug 2017
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Tony had just wanted to be sure his
sonprotégé wasn't getting in over his head. He hadn't expected to find this!Bookmarked by definitelynotpeterparker
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Inimitable by deniigiq
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2018
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“Peter, is it supposed to be doing that?” One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets he’d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.
“Yeah, no. That’s totally fine,” he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldn’t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.
His students cheered.
He needed a drink.
(Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)
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