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"The hickey in the divot of her neck. Exposed with the twist of her head from its spot under her collar. He is caught in it, like some poor anglerfish bait, transfixed by this light, or rather, smudge of darkness, waiting as if hypnotized to be swallowed up by something with very large teeth."
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Roy has a rude awakening, literally
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Musgrove invited him back for dinner. He would go. He told himself that he wasn't afraid of Anne.
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excerpt of chapter seven from wentworth's perspective.
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She seemed quite excited about it. I think she honest to god might like me back?”
James was looked embarrassed now, almost blushing, and Sirius could not be more exasperated.
“Honest to god?! Honest to god James, I will do whatever it takes to get you to go out with this girl. I have invested too much time, energy, and french vocabulary for this to fail.”
“Will you go out with Remus Lupin?”
“What?!”
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jily and wolfstar, highschool shenanigans, kind of based on ten things i hate about you
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lay all your love on me by defcontwo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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He will never tire of this, Ilya realizes. However the world may shape and change around them, for Ilya, there will always be this: Shane Hollander, open and kind, sweet and yet impossibly filthy, and giving himself over with so much ease.
So of course this is the moment when Hayden Pike ruins everything.
Or: Hayden walks in on them at the cottage and absolutely no one’s happy about it. Good thing Ilya brought weed.
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07 Mar 2026
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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28 Feb 2026
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The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.
He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lovers' mother who despises his very existence, so be it.
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See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
This is Ilya RozanovYuna
This is a fucking joke, right?
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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28 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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